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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:52 pm
by Kaitscralt
Admin's Glory WW
Legendary Enchantment
All Iridium are 0/9 Defenders that are Indestructible.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:52 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
I expect this set to have art now.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:56 pm
by Thrillho
Xenphire's Bane 1U
Instant
Counter target spell cast from exile. If a creature spell was countered this way, you may put it onto the battlefield under your control.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:58 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I see you guys are hard at work today.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:59 pm
by Thrillho
Poor Judgment 3B
Sorcery
Creatures your opponents control get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Troll creatures you control.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:59 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I see you guys are hard at work today.
Wow, that sentence can be taken so many different ways.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:00 pm
by Kaitscralt
Mask of Madding 3
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Equip 1
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has Protection from Defenders.
When equipped creature dies, put a 0/1 Gimmick token onto the battlefield.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:02 pm
by Thrillho
Harkius' Blessing 1WWRR
Legendary Enchantment
Creatures with Like counters on them must attack each turn if able.
Creatures with defender have protection from creatures with Like counters on them.
1WW: Put a Like counter on target creature.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:03 pm
by Pendulum
I see you guys are hard at work today.
The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the internet.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:05 pm
by Kaitscralt
Forums are Life WWBB
Sorcery
Return all Iridium, Admin, Troll, and Gutter creatures to the battlefield tapped under their owners control.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:07 pm
by Thrillho
Dwell on the Drama BBBB
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a drama counter on Dwell on the Drama.
Whenever a creature with defender enters the battlefield, put a drama counter on Dwell on the Drama.
Whenever a creature with defender activates an ability, put a drama counter on Dwell on the Drama.
Whenever a Troll creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a drama counter on Dwell on the Drama.
Sacrifice Dwell on the Drama: Put an X/X Black Zombie Troll creature token with deathtouch onto the battlefield. X is equal to the number of drama counters on Dwell on the Drama.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:10 pm
by Kaitscralt
Access Mask 7
Artifact
As an additional cost to cast Access Mask, exile a Gutter or Troll creature you control, then put a 0/1 Gimmick token onto the battlefield.
All Gimmicks get +7/+7.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:13 pm
by Pendulum
You guys should at least be adding a little flavor text.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:17 pm
by Kaitscralt
The Swing of the Pendulum 1WB
Instant
Destroy target Troll or Iridium, then regenerate another target Troll or Iridium.
"You guys should at least be adding a little flavor text."
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:20 pm
by Pendulum
Holy shit I'm borked.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:23 pm
by iamabadman
I see you guys are hard at work today.
only when the lady who owns the house is semi cute
like today the lady was semicute
semi cute
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:27 pm
by Stardust
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:31 pm
by ( G_R )
Hi Gals,
I was wondering if you could check out my permissions. I'm trying to appeal to my recent access mask from the Speakeasy, but apparently something is wrong and I can only see my own posts, all eight of them. I've seen admins online all day, and people reading the thread, but I can't see their posts.
It's been almost 24 hours since I first posted, and a whole day of forum enjoyment has been lost on my part. Please let me know if you find anything strange.
Thank you.
Man, I hope this gets fixed soon.

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:32 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
I think you guys saved this blathering iteration with the last couple pages
wholeheartedly agree
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:09 pm
by Checkbox
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:27 pm
by Corruption Watch
I'll Contact Hannes [mana]1u[/mana]
Enchantment
Players skip their untap steps.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice I'll Contact Hannes unless you pay [mana]U[/mana].
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:54 pm
by DroppinSuga
Tonight on Corruption Watch:
Dear Idontdietoremoval,
You have received a warning. Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.
Reason: Gimmick of DroppinSuga used to Spam
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Spam account. Banned. DroppingSuga suspended.
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In addition to coaching or guidance by the acting staff member, please review the Forum Rules in order to better understand why you received this warning and to help forestall such actions in the future.
If you believe that you received this warning in error, please contact the acting staff member on their help desk, found in the Community Issues forum. If you believe this issue goes above their jurisdiction, please contact a Global Moderator or Administrator via the PM system.
All the best,
MTG Salvation Forums
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:03 am
by Second Harkius
Tonight on Corruption Watch:
Dear Idontdietoremoval,
You have received a warning. Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.
Reason: Gimmick of DroppinSuga used to Spam
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Spam account. Banned. DroppingSuga suspended.
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In addition to coaching or guidance by the acting staff member, please review the Forum Rules in order to better understand why you received this warning and to help forestall such actions in the future.
If you believe that you received this warning in error, please contact the acting staff member on their help desk, found in the Community Issues forum. If you believe this issue goes above their jurisdiction, please contact a Global Moderator or Administrator
via the PM system.
All the best,
MTG Salvation Forums
Spam account? Are they accusing you of being me?

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:03 am
by Second Harkius
Users browsing this forum: Slammu, Spambolic and 0 guests
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:03 am
by Slammu
What I'm finding interesting about the comparison is that the two issues are not so divergent as a casual observer might think. Hell, you can't go on an LGBTQQIA website (outside of pancake sites like Playground) without hitting an "I was raped" thread, and the sense that makes is not something most people consider. It does make sense, though, when you're in a sexual/gender minority the gravity of rape takes on a much more serious tone, and the care and concern others in that community show for victims of the act is a staggeringly beautific thing I think everyone should witness.
I hate to be a pessimist, or to say something that might sound offensive, but there is a staggering number of people in the world who are capable of making up
claims that they have been sexually assaulted, for all kinds of reasons. While some of these individuals almost certainly have experienced this kind of terrible tragedy, I think that it would be naive to assume that everyone on the internet who claims to have been a victim actually is.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:25 am
by Kazekirimaru
Tonight on Corruption Watch:
Dear Idontdietoremoval,
You have received a warning. Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.
Reason: Gimmick of DroppinSuga used to Spam
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Spam account. Banned. DroppingSuga suspended.
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In addition to coaching or guidance by the acting staff member, please review the Forum Rules in order to better understand why you received this warning and to help forestall such actions in the future.
If you believe that you received this warning in error, please contact the acting staff member on their help desk, found in the Community Issues forum. If you believe this issue goes above their jurisdiction, please contact a Global Moderator or Administrator
via the PM system.
All the best,
MTG Salvation Forums
How dare you claim to be Corruption Watch.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:45 am
by Corruption Watch
Tonight on Corruption Watch...
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:46 am
by Corruption Watch
(I don't actually have any new corruption to report. I just felt like saying the line.)
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:49 am
by DroppinSuga
If Corruption Watch doesn't object, I think I'm fine.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:54 am
by Corruption Watch
Users browsing this forum: Corruption Watch and 1 guest
Better not do anything corrupt, guest. I'm watching.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:56 am
by DroppinSuga
Guest is Galspanic looking for people to ban over on Sally. Asshole.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:56 am
by Pendulum
Hey, Corruption Watch, got a question for you while you're here. Since you changed your name I'm trying to find a new nickname for you (never needed one for vigilante because that name already ends in an 'e' sound)... you okay with "Watchy"?
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:58 am
by Corruption Watch
Watchy is fine, Pendy.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:59 am
by DroppinSuga
Can I be Sugary?
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:03 am
by Corruption Watch
Guest is Galspanic looking for people to ban over on Sally. Asshole.
Hahaha, you cray cray. Gals doesn't read this site, remember?
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:04 am
by Corruption Watch
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:04 am
by Kazekirimaru
Scralty, pendy, watchy...
You guys are as original as ABC Family.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:06 am
by Corruption Watch
You secure that shit, Kazekirimaru-y.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:08 am
by iamabadman
i'm 'personal jesus and one man bukkake machine'
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:10 am
by Pendulum
I hate to be a pessimist, or to say something that might sound offensive, but there is a staggering number of people in the world who are capable of making up claims that they have been sexually assaulted, for all kinds of reasons. While some of these individuals almost certainly have experienced this kind of terrible tragedy, I think that it would be naive to assume that everyone on the internet who claims to have been a victim actually is.
Oh God yeah. Even pre-internet faking a rape was an easy way to get attention. I've known some people who have told stories that, if taken at face value, break the laws of physics and/or the flow of time.