Dies to Removal

I've watched so much random anime that I don't even remember most of it. The ones that I do are therefore probably the best.

• Trigun
• Cowboy Bebop
• Fullmetal Alchemist
• Samurai Champloo

Going through the list at Funimation, some that I think I watched but don't really remember at all:

• Aquarion
• Black Blood Brothers
• Claymore
• Dance in the Vampire
  Bund (what?)
• Darker Than Black
• Devil May Cry (huge fan of the game, probably watched this)
• Eureka Seven
• FLCL
• Phantom: Requiem for the Phantom (this one I actually do remember, it was good)
• Speed Grapher
• Trinity Blood

I've come to find out that there's four things that almost always means an anime will be absolutely horrible

1. It's set in a school.
2. The protagonists are children.
3. The protagonist is clearly a Mary Sue.
4. The title is random garbage and/or couldn't be bothered to have an English translation

It's pretty easy to use these rules to spot garbage. To demonstrate, I will bold exactly where in the following synopses that you should first be able to tell that this series blows. There is no point in reading past the bold parts because you have all
of the information about how much the series sucks already.

Fairy Tale
"When four young wizards team up to take jobs across the kingdom, they forge a bond more powerful than any magic and grow stronger with every mission."

Heaven's Lost Property
"Girl-crazy Tomoki's quiet life gets turned upside down when beautiful, winged Ikaros falls from the sky -- and starts calling him master."

Soul Eater
"Maka and the other students at the Death Weapon Meister Academy must kill 99 evil humans and one witch, absorbing their spirits when they die."

Okami-san and Her Seven Companions
"Ryoko and her friends form Otogi Bank, a social club that specializes in resolving issues for classmates using some rather aggressive tactics."

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"When Tsukune accidentally enrolls in a school for monsters disguised as humans, he must hide the fact that he's really human or risk losing his life."

My Bride is a Mermaid
"After a cute mermaid saves him from drowning, a young man agrees to marry his rescuer to avoid the wrath of her father."

Chrome Shelled Regios
"A talented but mysterious young fighter named Layfon uses his skills to battle the Contaminoids, an alien race that now rules the planet."

B Gata H Kei - Yamada's First Time
"Yamada is the cutest girl in school, and she wants to have her way with 100 different boys. There's just one problem: She's never even been kissed! Dear god, why are you still reading this?!&
quot;

Use this power wisely.

Soul Eater is actually good.

Well, he also plagiarised some of my work last year, there's that too.

So, I WAS going to ask who TWoo was and why we hate him, and then I actually tried reading his article and gagged a bit.
The first 5 paragraphs is nothing but him stroking his own dick... >.>

And he's not NEARLY as good at that as Redthirst...