Dies to Removal

Welcome to another installment of Khaos and ham make obscure 90s pop culture references theatre.

Because ham's like me...he's a digger....

Clever girl

What could possibly disgust you about Starship Troopers?

I don't know, it's a gut feeling.
I mean, I didn't like the movie and, after being told that the original was completely different, decided to give it a try.
I guess the whole "veterans are the only people worth giving the rights to vote" + "democracy is a failure" message that permeates the whole book is too much for my little brain.

EDIT:
Maybe
I should have born 60 years ago, maybe I would have loved all those meaningful messages like "you should beat your kids because otherwise they'll become juvenile delinquents and the get electric chaired as soon as they turn 18".

Personally, I was a fan of both of those points.

Me too.

Clever girl

Shoot her! SHOOT HER!

165 >:)

Only have to cut 5 pounds for tomorrow, wheeeee.

165 >:)

Only have to cut 5 pounds for tomorrow, wheeeee.

It's nothing a few 8-balls and 9 hours on a treadmill inside a sauna won't fix.

5 pounds is nothing, will do that easy. I've done 11 in a day before.

Once upon a time I walked around at 136 haha.

165 >:)

Only have to cut 5 pounds for tomorrow, wheeeee.

only x.x

5 pounds is nothing, will do that easy. I've done 11 in a day before.

Once upon a time I walked around at 136 haha.

How the fuck do you lose 11 pounds in one day and not die??

He is zem. He has the power to have all the powers.

11 is very bad for my size, but there are definitely guys who have done more. Gleison Tibau has done 27 in a day before. When all you care about is winning, you can really push yourself to the limit.

I won't have a size advantage in this comp, but at least I haven't had to completely destroy myself to make weight either.

No one can fight the cut forever

I just found out Master of Waves is not machine-washable.

Sadly, a year ago or two ago I learned the same way that Darksteel Plate loses its indestructibility when placed in a washing machine. I really need to start checking my pockets before I wash my clothes. Especially clothes that I wore to Monday Night Modern tournaments.

He's master of waves, not spin cycles.

He's master of waves, not spin cycles.

He's all washed up! Meh, see!

Damn that sucks.

I just found out Master of Waves is not machine-washable.

No one can fight the Tide™ forever

I just found out Master of Waves is not machine-washable.

No one can fight the Tide™ forever

My mood is instantly better.

A+ puns

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.

Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community?

Too Mennonite.

Germans who make sausage jokes are the wurst.

I'm going to break this string of bad puns/jokes.

I ate two shoelaces and they came out tied together, I shit you knot.

On the subject of cutting weight: When I was boxing I used to fight at 152 just so I didn't have to cut more than 3 lbs for a fight because cutting weight sucks.

I'm 5'3" and as a sophmore I was 90 lbs. Here's a pic of me back then:

So these two eskimos go fishing on a boat and it's cold.
One of them gets this bright idea. "Let's start a fire in the boat" he says.
"Great idea." says the other.
They start the fire and it burns a hole in the boat.
Boat sinks, they die of hypothermia.


Moral of the story is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

ew.

Your tits were too small, TBuzz

Elbows too pointy

Your tits were too small, TBuzz

I was named the President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Too Nicole Richie.

well i just got banned from MJ's chat as i watch his stream

Did you make a factual and defensible critique of one of his play lines?

no i told him that i can say mainboard as one word if i want to

Alright, time for my best joke.


So there's this guy, we'll call him Jimmy, who runs a flower shop, and he's doing alright.
Jimmy makes enough money to get by, but not the real rich type, you know?
Well, that shit stops as soon as a bunch of monks set up a flower shop right across the street from him.
I mean, who's going to buy flowers from Jimmy when you can get holy fucking flowers from the monks? Not to mention the kudos with the church.
So poor Jimmy is running out of money, so he asks the monks all nicely, "Hey, guys, could you please move your shop? I'm not asking you to stop selling flowers, just move somewhere not across the street from me. Please, my business is dying."
The monks replied, "lol nope."
Running out of money and planning for the worst, Jimmy told his mom he'd have to move back in with her.
She got all "Hell no, that ain't happening," and called up the monks.
n"You have to stop selling your flowers across the street from my Jimmy. If you don't, he'll move back in with me! I can't have that."
The monks replied, "lol nope."
Jimmy was desperate. He called up his old buddy Hugh Tacklebert.
Now Hugh is a pretty big guy. Hell, he's pretty big for two guys. Real intimidating fella.
Hugh goes into the shop and beats the ever loving piss out of these monks. By the end of it, they're bloodied and bruised all over.
He tells them, "I'm going to do this every night from now on until you pack up shop and leave town."
The next morning, the monks were gone.
Jimmy's business thrived again. He was happy and prosperous once again.

There's a moral to this story.

Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

no i told him that i can say mainboard as one word if i want to

Well, you can...

no i told him that i can say mainboard as one word if i want to