Dies to Removal

I started reading a post from Thrillho ITT and it was about gender issues and magic and I saw there were like 10 more walls of text in line so I just scrolled down until I found an i_am_a_badman post

Kill them all

If somebody told me that I was looking at a button that could instantly incinerate all human life, we would be dead before his sentence was finished.

Sorry, my bad. it was sexist of me to assume the person would be a he. A fucking dead he.

I started reading a post from Thrillho ITT and it was about gender issues and magic and I saw there were like 10 more walls of text in line so I just scrolled down until I found an i_am_a_badman post

one post was two paragraphs. i could link you to some of your works if you want walls of text.

i have the douchiest smirk in my passport photo

I started reading a post from Thrillho ITT and it was about gender issues and magic and I saw there were like 10 more walls of text in line so I just scrolled down until I found an i_am_a_badman post

one post was two paragraphs. i could link you to some of your works if you want walls of text.

also the two paragraph post was in summary about how people essentially don't know or care about your life story so when you're a special snowflake you can't assume that people are going to open their mouths when you offer to shovel shit into it.

really you should read that thread because it's like an angry unpopular nerd's lovespurned manifesto intertwined with a special snowflake's attentionspurned manifesto.

really you should read that thread because it's like an angry unpopular nerd's lovespurned manifesto intertwined with a special snowflake's attentionspurned manifesto.

its highschool all over again

If somebody told me that I was looking at a button that could instantly incinerate all human life, we would be dead before his sentence was finished.

What if the sentence finished like this, "...instantly destroy all life... except the neckbeards."

You'd have hit the button too soon.

If somebody told me that I was looking at a button that could instantly incinerate all human life, we would be dead before his sentence was finished.

What if the sentence finished like this, "...instantly destroy all life... except the neckbeards."

You'd have hit the button too soon.

humanity will still die out. no such thing as a real female neckbeard

If somebody told me that I was looking at a button that could instantly incinerate all human life, we would be dead before his sentence was finished.

What if the sentence finished like this, "...instantly destroy all life... except the neckbeards."

You'd have hit the button too soon.

humanity will still die out. no such thing as a real female neckbeard

I beg to fucking differ
there sir

If somebody told me that I was looking at a button that could instantly incinerate all human life, we would be dead before his sentence was finished.

What if the sentence finished like this, "...instantly destroy all life... except the neckbeards."

You'd have
hit the button too soon.

humanity will still die out. no such thing as a real female neckbeard

I beg to fucking differ there sir

REVEAL THY BOSOM

also i always thought you were a dude, because dude.

I think you caught a non-existent implication.

If somebody told me that I was looking at a button that could instantly incinerate all human life, we would be dead before his sentence was finished.

What if the sentence finished like this, "...instantly destroy all life... except the neckbeards."

You'd have hit the button too soon.

humanity will still die out. no such thing as a real female neckbeard

besides, neckbeards can't
produce viable offspring

all of their kids are socially deficient in some way (or many ways)

But imagine the years before they die out

Manders would be their queen

think Lord of the Flies except everyone is Piggy

their children are fictional and spawned from fictional entities

Manders would be their queen

manders isnt boxxy

Manders would be their queen

manders isnt boxxy

where's the most recent page of this thread i am looking at a post from 2009

lemme google 'gamer girl'

someone tell me what gender the blonde person is. is it a guy with dyed blonde hair or a girl with a beard?

oh god the girl on the headset

gay

the first pic is very close to the general mtg playing female base

non tcg playing/lgs dwelling female gamers are generally okay though

i haven't met many attractive girls that play magic actively. there was one who used to play at my LGS who had a kid who was pretty attractive and probably would have been a 8 or 9 pre-child, but most of the girls i've seen regularly play magic are just generally average or lower or trans but also not even attractive trans girls. the same is true of guys except for the trans part because i've never seen a trans guy play magic

a trans guy play magic

could you imagine it even?

there was an attractive young woman who also played at my LGS that 98% of the guys at the store were waiting to turn 18 so they could pounce who i will only say was an attractive young woman and leave it at that.

[x] sarcasm
[x] spam
[x] trolling (because let's face is, what *isn't* considered trolling over there?)

I'd report him, but that would be considered abuse of the report function.

the same is true of most girls that have ever worked at that store.

the stories i could tell you would have madding looking up the store's number and contacting the local precinct.

There's a legitimately attractive girl at an lgs i go to but she is 98% there because of bf, 1% there to play mtg and 1% there to sell her alters

someone tell me what gender the blonde person is. is it a guy with dyed blonde hair or a girl with a beard?

guy or fat girl with impossible neck shadow so i'm going with guy

Every time I played near her I would hear her opponents asking her what she does for a living, does she go to college, etc

They never asked me those things

I would also routinely hear her opponents telling her how to kill them in the game because being patronizing is exactly what girls want from fat guys in black t shirts

There's a legitimately attractive girl at an lgs i go to but she is 98% there because of bf, 1% there to play mtg and 1% there to sell her alters

does she work at SCG events? there was a very attractive woman doing alters at SCG baltimore.

actually, the dude doing alters there was definitely above average in a crowd of mostly sleestacks!

I would also routinely hear her opponents telling her how to kill them in the game because being patronizing is exactly what girls want from fat guys in black t shirts

they also like it when you give them free money cards and foils because girls are intrinsically attracted to glittery objects and valuables. much like dragons and dwarves.