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Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:15 pm**

At the end of the day, I regret my word choice, but only if it actually offended kpaca. Other than that, this is a wash.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:17 pm**

I bet you do

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:07 pm**

Harkius broke his pledge of #nomoreforumdramaz? No way.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:09 pm**

I don't know why Harku plays the victim card when the real victim is kpaca and forum decency.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:09 pm**

#neverforget

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:25 pm**

why did god give black people rhythm?

because he fucked up with harkius not posting any more forum drama

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:32 pm**

Yeah. I started the drama by PMing Col Khaddafi and asking him to get kpaca in check. My bad. /sarcasm

Oh wait. That wasn't it.

Yeah. I started the drama by posting several dozen racist jokes in SYM. My bad. /sarcasm

Oh wait. That wasn't it either.

Yeah. I started the drama by accusing someone of being racist because they had no fucking idea who I am and included words that could be construed as racist if they knew who I was in a PM. My bad. /sarcasm

Wait. Fuck it. I know.

Yeah. I started drama because you guys are a bunch of assholes. My bad.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:47 pm**

Easy now.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:07 pm**

English insults are so cute.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:09 pm**

Spanish insults are all about people's moms and shit.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:11 pm**

Spanish insults are all about people's moms and shit.

Not to be read as "and stuff". Read as "and excrement".

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:14 pm**

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:19 pm**

well you guys shit in the street so it makes sense that you'd criticize those who eat a lot of corn

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:22 pm**

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:22 pm**

you do shit in the street, right?

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:23 pm**

why are you insulting people's shit?

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:23 pm**

ai, joder que este hilo está lleno de pendejos

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:24 pm**

if it isn't in full view, how do you know how to make fun of it

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:26 pm**

a black student was in the boys bathroom with his 4th grade classmates when he noticed his dick was bigger then the others. when he got home he told his mom what happened and then asked his mom if it was because he was black. she said no it's because a bunch of internet people in a forum were assholes to harkius

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:28 pm**

shit I thought like harkius

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:28 pm**

gotta cut that shit out

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:28 pm**

The insult is calling you shit. Pendejo de mierda. Just add "de mierda" to anything and it becomes an insult.

Abogado de mierda.
Administrador de mierda.
Biólogo de mierda.

Et cetera...

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:30 pm**

I'm shit

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:35 pm**

how do you starve a black man?

tell him harkius doesnt like drama

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:36 pm**

how do stop a black man from drowning?

stop being an asshole

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:58 pm**

Hey, Harkius, I may be an asshole, but at least I'm not a racist.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:00 pm**

We've failed again. At this rate, we're going to be on Harkius' double super secret probation.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:05 pm**

"I am only sorry for saying something overtly racist regardless of context if the person was offended, which is not how apologies work, but it's been firmly established that nothing I say can be taken for what it actually means."

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:06 pm**

Every time Harkius isn't on screen, someone should be asking, "Where's Harkius?"

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:11 pm**

Harkius, did you need some baby wipes to go with that butthurt of yours?

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:33 pm**

Harkius, did you need some preparation H to go with that butthurt of yours?

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:42 pm**

Fair enough

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:57 pm**

Someday you might learn to not take bait

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:01 pm**

Someday you might learn to not take bait

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:26 pm**

Even none of you can be so bone-crushingly stupid as to actually believe that I was secretly racist, but then accidentally revealed it in a PM to Scumbag in this fashion.

Nobody here thinks you're secretly racist.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:37 pm**

Wait no way Dan is seriously trying to spin this as he's the victim?

Surely not the same Dan who has chronically lied since joining this site and has tried several times to incite malicious drama.

Surely not.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:47 pm**

Let me guess Harkius, we failed the test again no?
Nope. Not a test. If you look up in this thread, you'll see exactly what this was:

A PM to the site's administrator, asking him to get one of his pals to calm the fuck down. I point out here that you ARE an Admin here, because, racist connotations dropped out, you are theoretically at least, a person who has some influence on the site due to being an Admin.

As far as my unfortunate choice of the term "boy", that had nothing to do with race. Now that kpaca has helpfully reminded me of the text of the PM,
I used the words that I did because he was acting like a petulant child, editing my posts into vomiting smiley faces, etc.

So, epic fail on my part, and assholery on yours. Let's call it a draw, shall we?

Your story appears to be changing.

First you were calling me boy to mean friend.
Then it just meant vagabond.
Now it means child.

Keep spinning the lies until youre safe Dan.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:06 pm**

Ha ha ha ha ha!
I just, just found out that the Pope quit. Thank you, forum drama, for your service.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:06 pm**

I think he meant that he said it as if you were N.S's friend, not his, not that it helps much at this point.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:07 pm**

Ha ha ha ha ha!
I just, just found out that the Pope quit. Thank you, forum drama, for your service.

The world has stuff going on in it.

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