Dies to Removal

I knew y'all would come around to maze's end eventually.

This can only end one way for you, Tube.

That deck actually won a Standard 2-headed giant tournament two weeks ago at my lgs...coupled with a MBD deck, because you're stupid if you don't have at least 1 guy playing Gary when you have two opponents.

Also, I notice that Platty Thanked that post

What thank you?

before it was cool

Implies that it is cool now.

Mainboard isn't a word.

implying that i ever thought it was?

You're not the one who used it last I saw. I know your adolescent brain places you at the centre of importance, but rest assured this has nothing to do with you.

>hamplying hamplications

You sound like MJ.. the stick that's already in his butt gets jammed in further every time someone says Mainboard.

that was a response to dechs comment actually. But eh, i guess it works both ways.

zem mainboards 4 Assholes now.

I know your adolescent brain places you at the centre of importance, but rest assured this has nothing to do with you.

that was a response to dechs comment actually.

Oh, the irony.

Did Z put himself in mental checkmate?

Did Z put himself in mental checkmate?

Implying he's smart enough to play the game in the first place.

I had a peak ELO of 1900 in my youth

Yep, you fuckwits and LP have manage to roll a 5. WFD.

If you're just gonna softball them up like that...

I had a peak ELO of 1900 in my youth

Dude, it's Elo. It's not a fucking acronym.

My mainboard has an Elo of 1945.

That's just his acronymization defense

Magic Related. For Modern Zoo, Is the midrange deck viable? Por ejemplo:

[deck]Creatures
4 Wild Nacatl
4 Noble Hierarch
4 Voice of Resurgence
4 Tarmogoy
2 Scavenging Ooze
3 Knight of the Reliquary
3 Loxodon Smiter
1 Thundermaw Hellkite

Planeswalkers
2 Elspeth, Knight Errant
3 Domri Rade

Instants
4 Lightning Bolt
3 Path to Exile

Lands
1 Kessig Wolf RUn
1 Horizon Canopy
21 Other lands[/deck]

Oh hey, there's a modern forum that I mod...

LP I'd say it's in good position vs. smaller aggro, but looks weak to Splinter Twin combo in game 1 without Qasali Pridemage or a generic hoser like Thalia.

Was thinking how good voice was against twin before forgetting that multiple big creatures does not beat infinite lethal weenies.

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Someplace to take the discussion. I'll probably add lightning helix's and or some number of qasali pridemages to the deck.

My buddis are working on this:

[deck]4 Arid Mesa [ZEN]
4 Boros Charm [GTC]
1 Forest [3E]
4 Kird Ape [AN]
4 Lightning Bolt [1E]
4 Lightning Helix [RAV]
2 Loxodon Smiter [RTR]
3 Mana Tithe [REW]
4 Misty Rainforest [ZEN]
1 Mountain [3E]
3 Path to Exile [CON]
1 Plains [3E]
2 Qasali Pridemage [ARB]
2 Sacred Foundry [RAV]
4 Stomping Ground [GPT]
4 Tarmogoyf [FUT]
3 Temple Garden [RAV]
1 Thrun, the Last Troll [MBS]
3 Verdant Catacombs [ZEN]
2 Voice of Resurgence [DGM]
4 Wild Nacatl [ALA][/deck]

Ah! Sort that!

Need a standard mod's help!

Was moving the UB fae thread from competitive to devolping and accidently moved it to standard

The 4 colour version with GoST might still be the best.

Or Naya with 12x 1 drops, Goyf and Pridemage (classic Zoo).

I'll go fix it.

I could see playing 16 1 drop zoo if goblin guides good enough.

Alternatively, grim lavamancer as main board tech.

4 Experiment One
4 Wild Nacatl
4 Kird Agpe
4 Goblin Guide
4 Burning-Tree Emissary
4 Flinthoof Boar
4 Tarmogoy
4 Ghor-Clan Rampager

9 Burn Spells.

Experiment One
Burning-Tree, Gobling Guide, Kitty, swing for 5
Bolt a guy, Goyf, swing for 11.

Or swing, rampage, bolt, for 17 damage.

Goblin Guide isn't constructed playable anymore IMO, I think it gets even WORSE with Nacatl back, because that's another matchup against which he is useless (all the x/3s).

16 1 drops makes a lot of sense.

4 Experiment One
4 Nacatl
4 Loam Lion
4 Kird Ape

4 Tarmogoyf
4 Burning Tree Emissary
4 Flinthoof Boar

4 Lightning Bolt
4 Searing Blaze
4 Gor-Clan Rampager

+ 20 land?

You want something a little more reliable in the burn spell section as there will be a large chunk of games you want to just throw fire at the face to make your tarmogoyfs bigger I think. I've considered 1-of maindeck pillar of flame.

Kills persist creatures dead.

If you can splash white, Path to Exile helps a lot against combo, Tron and Pod.

I'd play at least 1 qasali pridemage to give my guys exalted cause fuck bigger goyfs.

TOO MANY GOOD CARD CHOICES!!!

Path would be a 1-of maindeck.

Pridemage is very good, I can see 1-2. Win's Goyf-wars and has relevance against all the current top decks (and will kill Bitterblossom).

Lightning Bolt, Lightning Helix?

I agree that Pillar of Flame is excellent.