Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

[Thrillho]

at baltimore there was some guy brazenly flirting the with salesgirl at the booth who was as flat average as is possible but "has lots of piercings and blue hair" while i was trying to buy sleeves and a deck box and i lost my patience with the both of them and also her when she tried to sell me a dice bag when i asked her for dice that they weren't selling.

[Thrillho]

i was wearing a suit at the time because i was at the convention center to pick up the press materials for the conference and there is no self-respecting man that exists who wears a suit and uses a dice bag.

[Thrillho]

i just use a percocet pill bottle.

[Kaitscralt]

Mix them together that way you can flip a Xanax for coin tosses

[Kaitscralt]

There's a legitimately attractive girl at an lgs i go to but she is 98% there because of bf, 1% there to play mtg and 1% there to sell her alters

does she work at SCG events? there was a very attractive woman doing alters at SCG baltimore.

actually, the dude doing alters there was definitely above average in a crowd of mostly sleestacks!

I don't think she goes on any circuits, even east coast, but if the girl at scg had platinum blonde pixie hair and is very attractively skinny, then maybe

[Kaitscralt]

Mix them together that way you can flip a Xanax for coin tosses

because clearly your percocet bottle is for xanax

ltr me

[Thrillho]

i would say most women i see at magic tournaments look like Krang's body suit from TMNT, while most guys that play magic look like Krang.

[Thrillho]

Mix them together that way you can flip a Xanax for coin tosses

some guy at a draft two weeks ago told me not to leave "those" out on the table because someone would steal them as i poured my dice out to roll for who played first.

[Thrillho]

i want someone to steal my dice expecting to get high

[iamabadman]

someone tell me what gender the blonde person is. is it a guy with dyed blonde hair or a girl with a beard?

only average because their in a sea of men with bigger titties then them. including me. im atleast a d cup.

[Thrillho]

i'm a winner and winners don't use drugs.

[Thrillho]

someone tell me what gender the blonde person is. is it a guy with dyed blonde hair or a girl with a beard?

only average because their in a sea of men with bigger titties then them. including me. im atleast a d cup.

call me

[iamabadman]

i want someone to steal my dice expecting to get high

or get pulled over and arrested because cops are crazy to minorities

[iamabadman]

someone tell me what gender the blonde person is. is it a guy with dyed blonde hair or a girl with a beard?

only average because their in a sea of men with bigger titties then them. including me. im atleast a d cup.

call me

only
if you show me your feet

[Kaitscralt]

my migraine miracle pills are individually wrapped in what looks like a condom wrapper, and i leave them haphazardly in every pocket of my bookbag because i am lazy, so sometimes when i'm at fnm some of them come out with my deck box and stuff and i am assuming everyone thinks i am some sort of nympho pedo trying to hint to the underage fat boys

[Thrillho]

i want someone to steal my dice expecting to get high

or get pulled over and arrested because cops are crazy to minorities

i keep my not illegal drugs because i don't do illegal drugs in a zendikar fat pack box that i usually carry with actual magic cards.

[Thrillho]

one time i was not on illegal drugs because i don't do illegal drugs and did a u-turn in front of a checkpoint and then was pulled over and after not being able to tell the officer what town my friend lived in, he asked me to step out of the car, asked me if my friend had a weapon on him (he was a 400 lb black kid) and i just laughed at him and told him no, so he let me go.

[Thrillho]

i avoided that street on the ride home.

[Thrillho]

my migraine miracle pills are individually wrapped in what looks like a condom wrapper, and i leave them haphazardly in every pocket of my bookbag because i am lazy, so sometimes when i'm at fnm some of them come out with my deck box and stuff and i am assuming everyone thinks i am some sort of nympho pedo trying to hint to the underage fat boys

have you read Diary?

[Kaitscralt]

my friend keeps his not illegal drugs in one of those nice faux leather deck boxes, the green one with the forest in fact but the asshole also keeps decks in it when it's not empty so his decks smell like not illegal drugs sometimes

[Thrillho]

one time i slid down a driveway on my back while wearing a motorcycle jacket while running from what we thought was the cops but really it was my friend's dad with one of those head lamps on not taking kindly to several minors and myself drinking beer in his back yard.

[DroppinSuga]

I'm sincerely glad that I read the last 3 pages.

[Thrillho]

my friend keeps his not illegal drugs in one of those nice faux leather deck boxes, the green one with the forest in fact but the asshole also keeps decks in it when it's not empty so his decks smell like not illegal drugs sometimes

i did that when i was not selling illegal drugs because i don't sell illegal drugs, except it was not in a normal plastic green mana deck box. putting your cards in where your not illegal drugs are seems like negative EV because your cards stink and people will probably be more likely to call you on something at some point somewhere.

[iamabadman]

this thread got funnier with stories of not illegal drugs

[Kaitscralt]

he is not at his most cognizant at fnm because he is always on not illegal drugs at fnm

[Kaitscralt]

in fact he recently got second place in a ptq whilst on not illegal drugs because he was playing affinity in modern and that ship needs no captain

[Kaitscralt]

half the time i would not need those migraine pills at fnm if my friend would give the not illegal drugs a rest, because the smell of a specific not illegal drug can mess a migraine prone head up something horrible

[Kaitscralt]

Am I the only one who has an unnatural fear of the cat jumping into the hot oven when you open it?

[iamabadman]

Am I the only one who has an unnatural fear of the cat jumping into the hot oven when you open it?

what about a dog? my puppy is kinda greedy and dumb

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Any of you jersey niglets going to the SCG event in SOMERSET?

[DroppinSuga]

The smell of not-illegal drugs is something I'm not a fan of.

[Kaitscralt]

Am I the only one who has an unnatural fear of the cat jumping into the hot oven when you open it?

what about a dog? my puppy is kinda greedy and dumb

Yeah but there isn't a saying about how curiosity killed the puppy

[Tom Servo]

I'm always right with Jesus when play at my LGS. I'm fine with it though because it lures my opponents into a false sense of security.

[Checkbox]

Originally posted by ExpiredRascals on MTGS

I've not the faintest clue as to what you might be referring. :armscross:

[x] sarcasm
[x] spam
[x] trolling (because let's face is, what *isn't* considered trolling over there?)

I'd report him, but that would be considered abuse of the report function.

but he's joking around with a friend, so its ok

[DroppinSuga]

I want a fat girl to sit on my face.

[Tom Servo]

He doesn't have friends, don't lie

[DroppinSuga]

Only the lonely...

[Kaitscralt]

I want a fat girl to sit on my face.

not too fat though

[DroppinSuga]

I'm talking Manders size.

[Tom Servo]

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