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Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:59 pm**

i know we have a lot of people on this site hurting because of lady problems who take their frustrations and project them outward, but you've never going to actually build a solid foundation if all you ever do is spend your whole life bulldozing things.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:00 pm**

the poet laureate shawn corey carter put it best when he said "y'all niggas acting way too tough // throw on a suit, get it tapered up"

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:01 pm**

i know we have a lot of people on this site hurting because of lady problems who take their frustrations and project them outward, but you've never going to actually build a solid foundation if all you ever do is spend your whole life bulldozing things.

Dude, shut the fuck up with this shit. People who are hurt need blathering, not "solid advice" from some cosplayer.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:01 pm**

women who are bad for you will be your downfall, as will be your selfish and immature attitude and insecurities.
You are waiting for a train. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you cannot know for sure.
not being selfish and immature are the train schedules
of dating's grand central station. they will allow you to get off of trains before you're stranded somewhere three states over.
Ah, but women love those moments of immaturity that define their man. Catch-22.

Only to a certain degree. Neckbeardy cardboard players usually go over the woman's quota at some point, though she will hide it well.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:02 pm**

i know we have a lot of people on this site hurting because of lady problems who take their frustrations and project them outward, but you've never going to actually build a solid foundation if all you ever do is spend your whole life bulldozing things.
Dude, shut the fuck up with this shit. People who are hurt need blathering, not "solid advice" from some cosplayer.

people who are hurt need healing. jerry seinfeld isn't going to stay the bleeding from a severed limb.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:03 pm**

what's the deal with emotional amputations?

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:03 pm**

what's the deal with getting married in your teens?

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:04 pm**

is it romeo and juliet? are we back in the 1600s? people don't die when they're 35 anymore!

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:04 pm**

women who are bad for you will be your downfall, as will be your selfish and immature attitude and insecurities.
You are waiting for a
train. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you cannot know for sure.
not being selfish and immature are the train schedules of dating's grand central station. they will allow you to get off of trains before you're stranded somewhere three states over.
Ah, but women love those moments of immaturity that define their man. Catch-22.
Only to a certain degree. Neckbeardy cardboard players usually go over the woman's quota at some point, though she will hide it well.

Love is the most irrational, illogical thing in the universe. It is also the best thing in the universe, which should tell you something about the universe.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:04 pm**

i promise that's funnier when you read it in jerry seinfeld's voice.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:05 pm**

I guess it falls to me to say that nobody here should be listening to Kijin about relationships because he himself just got dumped by a stone cold hottie

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:06 pm**

callous oppressor

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:06 pm**

i know we have a lot of people on this site hurting because of lady problems who take their frustrations and project them outward, but you've never going to actually build a solid foundation if all you ever do is spend your whole life bulldozing things.
Dude, shut the fuck up with this shit. People who are hurt need blathering, not "solid advice" from some cosplayer.
people who are hurt need healing. jerry seinfeld isn't going to stay the bleeding from a severed limb.

Right, and ripping the scab off the wound helps healing how again?

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:06 pm**

I guess it falls to me to say that nobody here should be listening to Kijin about relationships because he himself just got dumped by a stone cold hottie

that happened.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:07 pm**

I guess it falls to me to say that nobody here should be listening to Kijin about relationships because he himself just got dumped by a stone cold hottie

The heart and soul of cosplay is to bang the everloving shit out of that girl dressed up as an anime character instead of cosplaying.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:08 pm**

i know we have a lot of people on this site hurting because of lady problems who take their frustrations and project them outward, but you've never going to actually build a solid foundation if all you ever do is spend your whole life bulldozing things.
Dude, shut the fuck up with
this shit. People who are hurt need blathering, not "solid advice" from some cosplayer.
people who are hurt need healing. jerry seinfeld isn't going to stay the bleeding from a severed limb.
Right, and ripping the scab off the wound helps healing how again?

THAT'S WHAT I DO

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:09 pm**

see checkbox, that's how you barn someone else's schtick

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:09 pm**

I guess it falls to me to say that nobody here should be listening to Kijin about relationships because he himself just got dumped by a stone cold hottie
The heart and soul of cosplay is to bang the everloving shit out of that girl dressed up as an anime character instead of cosplaying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TExnPjqjZbo

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:11 pm**

Speaking of women, where are our feet?

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:12 pm**

I guess it falls to me to say that nobody here should be listening to Kijin about relationships because he himself just got dumped by a stone cold hottie
that happened.

she left you behind like a cardboard accessory from last years comic con

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:14 pm**

it's true i'm posting all of this motivational help to fuel my own ego to get myself back into the dating scene that i need to be a part of because i do not have a girlfriend.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:14 pm**

Oh, jeez GR, you gotta give me a heads up about that thing in your sig. Can't see it until I open your shit in a time of drama.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:15 pm**

btw that video should allow you to understand perfectly what the deal is with cosplay between that and the new yaya han advertising vehicle known as heroes of cosplay

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:15 pm**

it's true i'm posting all of this motivational help to fuel my own ego to get myself back into the dating scene that i need to be a part of because i do not have a girlfriend.

It's some weird mixed drink for pink-haired anime chicks, Thrillsy. Probably has gin in it?

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:16 pm**

I realize that saying the phrase "stone cold hottie" is a bannable offense in any self-respecting corner of the Internet but I did what I did and goodbye

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:16 pm**

groot didn't win the competition in that show so you have to realize the whole thing is staged.

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Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:18 pm**

it's true i'm posting all of this motivational help to fuel my own ego to get myself back into the dating scene that i need to be a part of because i do not have a girlfriend.
It's some weird mixed drink for pink-haired anime chicks, Thrillsy. Probably has gin in it?

gin drinks are for me.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:19 pm**

it's true i'm posting all of this motivational help to fuel my own ego to get myself back into the dating scene that i need to be a part of because i do not have a girlfriend.
It's some weird mixed drink for pink-haired anime chicks, Thrillsy. Probably has gin in it?

i made wolf cola from always sunny and i'm pretty sure everyone else can go home

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:20 pm**

Kaze can actually find peace in this whole thing by looking at Kijin's situation which he knows nothing about and realizing that dudes out in the world are getting dumped by 10's and experiencing real loss and then not feel so bad about losing some fat game shop ginger

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:21 pm**

I'm glad to help don't worry about it

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:22 pm**

Kaze can actually find peace in this whole thing by looking at Kijin's situation which he knows nothing about and realizing that dudes out in the world are getting dumped by 10's and experiencing real loss and then not feel so bad about losing some fat game shop ginger

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:23 pm**

Hahaha

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:28 pm**

I hope everyone learned something today

Kaze learned that he feels all better

Kijin learned that his purpose in life is to be a traveling RLA sub-forum advice dispenser

The thread learned that I have an unhealthy obsession with the women in Kijin's life

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:30 pm**

I hope everyone learned something today

Kaze learned that he feels all better

Kijin learned that his purpose in life is to be a traveling RLA sub-forum advice dispenser

The thread learned that I have an unhealthy obsession with the women in Kijin's life

This has been today's installment of To Make a Kait.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:31 pm**

Watchy when you get around to it you wanna let us know when Sene changes his avvy again?

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:32 pm**

I mean, I got married at 19 to this, so I think I did alright.

GG

Granted, we divorced at 22 so that she could travel around the world and do the Disney thing, and I could continue to bang Disney princesses in Florida...so yeah, all good in the hood.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:35 pm**

It's kool-aid for Disney princesses... take that as you will.

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