Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

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Postby Tom Servo » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:29 am

I didn't even comment on it, just had to post. it's a rare siting
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Tom Servo » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:30 am

Classic Thready
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby iamabadman » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:33 am

ask your wife

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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:34 am

baguy for the win!
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:35 am

you're in trouble then
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:36 am

I just want to be suffocated by blubber.
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Postby iamabadman » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:39 am

south park man. south park

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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:39 am

I haven't watched South Park in like 5 years.
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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:23 am

so Chris Jericho fought Goldberg for real and Jericho was the winner

ha ha

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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:24 am

Originally posted by ExpiredRascals on MTGS
I've not the faintest clue as to what you might be referring. :armscross:
[x] sarcasm
[x] spam
[x] trolling (because let's face is, what *isn't* considered trolling over there?)

I'd report him, but that would be considered abuse of the report function.
but he's joking around with a friend, so its ok
Alternatively, he could use the Gals "I had to make a judgment call and in my opinion it is fine" defense.
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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:25 am

(As opposed to "I had to make a judgment call and in my opinion it is trolling", which is reserved for Gutter members.)
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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:27 am

*Third post in a row for Pendulum's benefit*
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:33 am

You are a king among men, shifty eyed dog man king.
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:34 am

(As opposed to "I had to make a judgment call and in my opinion it is trolling", which is reserved for Gutter members.)
He's since broadened that definition to include some of the DtR non-Gutterites, as well.
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:22 am

Also, vigilante and other Ozzies, why am I just hearing now about this insanely adorable thing you have:
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:23 am

Er, the bilby, not the girl who is obviously not wearing a confining undergarment.
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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:32 am

Also, vigilante and other Ozzies, why am I just hearing now about this insanely adorable thing you have:
Kind of overshadowed by these other adorable things we have:

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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:35 am

Here's that last thing - a fish, if it's not immediately obvious - swimming gracefully:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqysZQHzchM
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:35 am

Well I was just naturally assuming, since it's from Australia, that it has poisonous bone spurs or shoots acid out of its eyeballs or can use its ears to sonicly destroy your testicles or something.
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:37 am

It poops fire!
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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:38 am

Close - poisonous spines on its back. If you stand on one, symptoms include death.
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:43 am

Lololol, I love how every creature in your country has to resemble a mad scientist's pet or Simic experiment gone horribly wrong.
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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:49 am

Oh yeah, and then there's these fucking things:

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If you upset them, they kick you. Which would be fine, except they can grow to be as tall as a person and their feet look like this:

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5-inch talon = disemboweled you.
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:56 am

Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:13 am

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Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:14 am

Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Let's see...

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Basically, yes.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:28 am

Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Let's see...

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Basically, yes.
What...is that?
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Postby Tom Servo » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:32 am

Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Let's see...

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Basically, yes.
What...is that?
a bird
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
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Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:36 am

Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Let's see...

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Basically, yes.
What...is that?
a bird
Must you?

Must
you, though?

Must you really?
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:46 am

Oh, he must. That's part of Tom's charm.

It's a cassowary, and it apparently hasn't undergone any major evolutions since the Pliocene. Check out this picture from the wiki:

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Just makes you want to quote Jurassic Park, doesn't it? ^_^
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:51 am

Oh, he must. That's part of Tom's charm.

It's a cassowary, and it apparently hasn't undergone any major evolutions since the Pliocene. Check out this picture from the wiki:

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Just makes you want to quote Jurassic Park, doesn't it? ^_^
We spared no expense.

Close enough.
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:55 am

Clever girl.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:59 am

HE LEFT US!

HE LEFT US!
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:25 am

Life found a way.
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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:17 am

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SHUT UP IMBECILE

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:32 am

Originally posted by Iso on MTGS
Waiter. Waiter? There's a toenail in my soup.

:armscross:

Is it yours?
Actually it might just be one of Galspanic's toenails
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:23 am

Actually it might just be one of Galspanic's toenails
You think Gals would like one of these toenails for his collection?
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:27 pm

mythic rare toenail
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let it be known that my official decree as administrator of this site is that the grimmace's dick is 16" long.
it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:00 pm

Fatties are sub-human
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:51 pm

fatties are the opposite of sub-human

anorexics are sub-human
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