Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:29 am
I didn't even comment on it, just had to post. it's a rare siting
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:30 am
Classic Thready
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:33 am
ask your wife
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:34 am
baguy for the win!
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:35 am
you're in trouble then
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:36 am
I just want to be suffocated by blubber.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:39 am
south park man. south park
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:39 am
I haven't watched South Park in like 5 years.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:23 am
so Chris Jericho fought Goldberg for real and Jericho was the winner
ha ha
ha ha
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:24 am
Alternatively, he could use the Gals "I had to make a judgment call and in my opinion it is fine" defense.but he's joking around with a friend, so its okOriginally posted by ExpiredRascals on MTGS[x] sarcasmI've not the faintest clue as to what you might be referring. :armscross:
[x] spam
[x] trolling (because let's face is, what *isn't* considered trolling over there?)
I'd report him, but that would be considered abuse of the report function.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:25 am
(As opposed to "I had to make a judgment call and in my opinion it is trolling", which is reserved for Gutter members.)
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:27 am
*Third post in a row for Pendulum's benefit*
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:33 am
You are a king among men, shifty eyed dog man king.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:34 am
He's since broadened that definition to include some of the DtR non-Gutterites, as well.(As opposed to "I had to make a judgment call and in my opinion it is trolling", which is reserved for Gutter members.)
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:22 am
Also, vigilante and other Ozzies, why am I just hearing now about this insanely adorable thing you have:
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:23 am
Er, the bilby, not the girl who is obviously not wearing a confining undergarment.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:32 am
Kind of overshadowed by these other adorable things we have:Also, vigilante and other Ozzies, why am I just hearing now about this insanely adorable thing you have:
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:35 am
Here's that last thing - a fish, if it's not immediately obvious - swimming gracefully:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqysZQHzchM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqysZQHzchM
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:35 am
Well I was just naturally assuming, since it's from Australia, that it has poisonous bone spurs or shoots acid out of its eyeballs or can use its ears to sonicly destroy your testicles or something.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:37 am
It poops fire!
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:38 am
Close - poisonous spines on its back. If you stand on one, symptoms include death.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:43 am
Lololol, I love how every creature in your country has to resemble a mad scientist's pet or Simic experiment gone horribly wrong.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:49 am
Oh yeah, and then there's these fucking things:
If you upset them, they kick you. Which would be fine, except they can grow to be as tall as a person and their feet look like this:
5-inch talon = disemboweled you.
If you upset them, they kick you. Which would be fine, except they can grow to be as tall as a person and their feet look like this:
5-inch talon = disemboweled you.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:56 am
Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:13 am
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:14 am
Let's see...Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Basically, yes.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:28 am
What...is that?Let's see...Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Basically, yes.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:32 am
a birdWhat...is that?Let's see...Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Basically, yes.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:36 am
Must you?a birdWhat...is that?Let's see...Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Basically, yes.
Must
you, though?
Must you really?
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:46 am
Oh, he must. That's part of Tom's charm.
It's a cassowary, and it apparently hasn't undergone any major evolutions since the Pliocene. Check out this picture from the wiki:
Just makes you want to quote Jurassic Park, doesn't it?
It's a cassowary, and it apparently hasn't undergone any major evolutions since the Pliocene. Check out this picture from the wiki:
Just makes you want to quote Jurassic Park, doesn't it?
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:51 am
We spared no expense.Oh, he must. That's part of Tom's charm.
It's a cassowary, and it apparently hasn't undergone any major evolutions since the Pliocene. Check out this picture from the wiki:
Just makes you want to quote Jurassic Park, doesn't it?
Close enough.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:55 am
Clever girl.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:59 am
HE LEFT US!
HE LEFT US!
HE LEFT US!
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:25 am
Life found a way.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:17 am
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:32 am
Originally posted by Iso on MTGS 
Waiter. Waiter? There's a toenail in my soup.
:armscross:
Is it yours?
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:23 am
You think Gals would like one of these toenails for his collection?Actually it might just be one of Galspanic's toenails
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:27 pm
mythic rare toenail
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:00 pm
Fatties are sub-human
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:51 pm
fatties are the opposite of sub-human
anorexics are sub-human
anorexics are sub-human