Dies to Removal

Hey, I have that exact model blowing on me right now.

Food for the dossier

I love the movie Shutter Island

i paid money to see it more than once and that says something since i can barely be asked to see a movie once.

alex bragging about his ex wife is like all of those game store guys bragging about all the force of wills they had before they were conned out of a goldmine while they were young and impressionable.

i've gotten attractive, young, and impressionable girls to do a lot of things but i was never stupid enough to marry one.

I had a lot of Force of Wills back when everyone thought they were just a sucky version of Counterspell.

i've gotten attractive, young, and impressionable girls to do a lot of things but i was never stupid enough to marry one.

The heart and soul of bragging is hyperbole instead of titpics.

also minus points for trying to spin "a girl divorced me to cosplay for disney" as some stepping stone to your lucrative career of falling short of what you had at 19. going around banging girls is not even difficult, it just seems that way in the feorocean surrounding the Mariana Trench the Gathering.

i've gotten attractive, young, and impressionable girls to do a lot of things but i was never stupid enough to marry one.

The heart and soul of bragging is hyperbole instead of titpics.

i keep those in the disney vault.

at 19 no one taught alex that office relationships never work out

next you're going to tell me you had a pregnancy scare

Tangentially related, was just talking to someone and we were discussing these pay-for-tits websites where the animation has gotten so good, and the same responses come up so often, that they've almost entirely eliminated the need for the sex worker to be even online on the other side of the conversation. So you get one sex worker running, say, a dozen customers at a time, and only stepping in when they need to change the response patterns.

you seem a bit cranky today

I mean, I got married at 19 to this, so I think I did alright.

GG

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Granted, we divorced at 22 so that she could travel around the world and do the Disney thing, and I could continue to bang Disney princesses in Florida...so yeah, all good in the hood.

ariel is my favorite disney princess fapfapfap

pay for nudity these conditions are outrageous

you seem a bit cranky today

it's very grey out and i had a pregnancy scare last night

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emphasis on had.

good humor, poor taste (i did not actually have a preggo scare)

at 19 no one taught alex that office relationships never work out

Well, to be fair he's an actor, not in an office, and those types of relationships aren't even designed to last very long. When your contract ends, it's very possible that your relationships do as well, and even something as simple as "we want you to play this character on the other side of the grounds, you'll have to move into this other dorm" can end things pretty fast. Lots of interplay, lots of stuff a normal relationship doesn't even have to consider, it's a different lifestyle entirely.

at 19 no one taught alex that office relationships never work out

Well, to be fair he's an actor, not in an office, and those types of relationships aren't even designed to last very long. When your contract ends, it's very possible that your relationships do as well, and even something as simple as "we want you to play this character on the other side of the grounds, you'll have to move into this other dorm" can end things pretty fast. Lots of interplay, lots of stuff a normal relationship doesn't even have to consider, it's a different lifestyle entirely.

thanks
dr. science

Kijin how's the wifi at planned parenthood

it's an abortion.

Taste

Humor

Taste

Humor

That joke was vomit-inducing and hilarious. I hereby dub it pukelarious.

redheads will be the end of you.

If the pubes match the head, i'm fine with that

pubelarious

redheads will be the end of you.

If the pubes match the head, i'm fine with that

if the pubes are red you're already dead.

redheads will be the end of you.

If the pubes match the head, i'm fine with that

if the pubes are red you're already dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppbejSaGG9k

God, I love O-Heads. Their obsession with wolf-shirt is just amazing.

Pendulum it takes a lot of gall to thank Kijin's punch line and not my set up

why not use the stairs you fat fucks

You too Tom

pubes rarely diverge from brown/black

so much salt.

Pendulum it takes a lot of gall to thank Kijin's punch line and not my set up

Done and done, I gotta climb back up the thanks/thanked for the post parity after rezombad's thanked for the post spree.

Guests, why don't you register and enjoy the thanklarity of thanking for the post. It is a special, unique joy.

pubes rarely diverge from brown/black

they are usually darker.

lurking is a thankless job but someone has to do it.