Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:38 pm
If you ever want to creep out a girl tell her you want to pull her hair. Then lean in close and whisper "no, not that hair"
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:39 pm
I like a bush stained all yellow because the girls been smoking so long
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:40 pm
smoking cock
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:41 pm
This black girl I knew wore pube extensions
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:42 pm
tom what happened to you you've become so vulgar since you got back has prison made you "hard"?
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDgThis black girl I knew wore pube extensions
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:43 pm
that's my default response every time i want to say something is racist.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:47 pm
It turns out that as a consequence of my legal troubles, I am no longer welcome in tat least one county of Arizona. It could be bullshit, but I just paid a pretty hefty fine in $3 money orders (the lowest amount I could write them for, apparently) so I know they are pretty mad.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:50 pm
So hard. Maybe, I haven't noticed. I can tell I'm definitely feeling more rage than I usually do lol. But it should pass if it's actually somethingtom what happened to you you've become so vulgar since you got back has prison made you "hard"?
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:53 pm
3G is such shit in combination with being downtown that it took me 5 minutes to watch that 30 second Sene harlem shake and I am so stubborn that I sat through all the buffering and freezing for a clip I've already seen 600 times
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:54 pm
You've changed Tom Servo
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:55 pm
tom what happened to you you've become so vulgar since you got back has prison made you "hard"?
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:57 pm
so you paid 150% of your fine with an extra 50% going to the government anyway because of spite that seems less than optimal if frustrating them was your goalIt turns out that as a consequence of my legal troubles, I am no longer welcome in tat least one county of Arizona. It could be bullshit, but I just paid a pretty hefty fine in $3 money orders (the lowest amount I could write them for, apparently) so I know they are pretty mad.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:59 pm
MOs cost as low as $1.20 to make so $4.20 per fraction of your total fine amount/$3 does not seem like a successful duel
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:59 pm
what the fuck did you do in arizona to warrant that. there's nothing in arizona how could you get in trouble.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:00 pm
i've been there it's just desert plains and rocky mountains and sun and giant pigeons and strung out meth heads.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:00 pm
I've got a small bunker out in Nevada that's where I plan to head in case of zombie apocalypse, Tom; if you need to lie low for a while you should go there.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:00 pm
WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:01 pm
Not if you own the machine.MOs cost as low as $1.20 to make so $4.20 per fraction of your total fine amount/$3 does not seem like a successful duel
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:02 pm
i've been there it's just desert plains and rocky mountains and sun and giant pigeons and strung out meth heads.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:07 pm
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:09 pm
Because if you do you'll turn into that guy, or because if you do that guy will come to your house?i've been there it's just desert plains and rocky mountains and sun and giant pigeons and strung out meth heads.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:11 pm
good song and bandhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppbejSaGG9kif the pubes are red you're already dead.If the pubes match the head, i'm fine with thatredheads will be the end of you.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:13 pm
Yeah, losing Peter Steele was a hard thing for me to deal with. Nothing beats Type O for those long days of bad beats.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:16 pm
The blatherdome is lively today.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:16 pm
It's always the days I have little time that you fucks actually post.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:19 pm
The blatherdome is lively today.
GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:22 pm
#IknowthatfeelbroIt's always the days I have little time that you fucks actually post.
I dislike those times when we're running a good spam-chain and my job throws some random-ass crisis at me, like one of the campers spontaneously combusted or something.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:26 pm
It turns out that there is an epidemic of Thai women cutting off their husbands' penises for cheating. After the removal, to prevent reattachment, they feed said appendages to [i:Oh God yeah. Dating one is just asking to be woken up decockified one night.I wonder if people are catching on that Sally is a blonde. Like the most stereotypical blonde ever.
Blondes are cunts. Trust me.
1db3vy4s]ducks[/i].
They feed dicks. To ducks.Source: Boink, by Mary Roach
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:27 pm
I wanna work in a campground where campers spontaneously combust randomly.
That's actually really good mafia flavor...
That's actually really good mafia flavor...
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:28 pm
Ah, the timeless ritual of Dick Ducking. A fine choice for a scorned female.It turns out that thereOh God yeah. Dating one is just asking to be woken up decockified one night.I wonder if people are catching on that Sally is a blonde. Like the most stereotypical blonde ever.
Blondes are cunts. Trust me.
is an epidemic of Thai women cutting off their husbands' penises for cheating. After the removal, to prevent reattachment, they feed said appendages to ducks.
Source: Boink, by Mary Roach
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW-JIFK8nOsYeah, losing Peter Steele was a hard thing for me to deal with. Nothing beats Type O for those long days of bad beats.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:31 pm
best song for some of the neckbeards here this week
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:31 pm
Every song is singing about me. 
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:31 pm
At this point it wouldn't make me bat an eye. We've had to develop a system of code words detailing the precise levels of shit these people get into, "carney," "donkey show," and "clusterfuck," in levels of ascension.I wanna work in a campground where campers spontaneously combust randomly.
I read one once that was a group of telekineticists who mind-sploded the chosen victim.That's actually really good mafia flavor...
Although I could easily write the flavor for a campground one.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:32 pm
I know your pain, man.3G is such shit in combination with being downtown that it took me 5 minutes to watch that 30 second Sene harlem shake and I am so stubborn that I sat through all the buffering and freezing for a clip I've already seen 600 times
Fuck 3G.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:32 pm
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BASK IN ITS AWESOMENESSEvery song is singing about me.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:33 pm
The future wife just picked up 3 classic games for me while out and about... Badass. But must wait till my birthday...fuck
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:34 pm
They don't sell that cheese at the Wal-Mart...so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.Damn good cheese, though. Loved the bleuweisskasse.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:34 pm
Your life is moreAt this point it wouldn't make me bat an eye. We've had to develop a system of code words detailing the precise levels of shit these people get into, "carney," "donkey show," and "clusterfuck," in levels of ascension.I wanna work in a campground where campers spontaneously combust randomly.
I read one once that was a group of telekineticists who mind-sploded the chosen victim.That's actually really good mafia flavor...
Although I could easily write the flavor for a campground one.
interesting than I gave you credit for.
Mkay, me and you, co-modding the next game. I feel this.