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Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:59 pm
by zemanjaski
New lawyer in the office, going to break his spirit.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:00 pm
by zemanjaski
Pretty sure I'm still the youngest full timer here.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:00 pm
by Khaospawn
Since I'm going to get back all my vacation time that was rejected, I want to plan something around late spring/early summer. It doesn't even have to be anything Magic related. I just want to take 4-5 days off, leave town for awhile, and meet up. red, maybe I'll just drive out to the boonies where you're at, bring plenty of ammo and alcohol, and just fucking chill.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:00 pm
by Khaospawn
New lawyer in the office, going to break his spirit.
Go get 'em, champ!

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:01 pm
by zemanjaski
Mostly hang out with the data entry girls who are just doing the work while studying.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:01 pm
by zemanjaski
That's what they all say.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:02 pm
by zemanjaski
My masters isn't in intellectual property it's in being awesome. There's substantial overlap of course.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:04 pm
by Khaospawn
I wonder if I could take the summer off of work and school and try something crazy. Like kayaking to Australia and going koala tipping with Z and MDU.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:04 pm
by RaidaTheBlade
Why do neither of you love me? ;-;


;P

Sucks massively to hear that, though.

Course, between me being burned out and my girlfriend maybe coming down, I don't even know if I'm gonna go.
What's up? If you don't want to chat here get at us in clan private.
Same stuff I mentioned a few weeks back. Just sorta over focused on magic for a while and burned myself out.

Slowly feeling more like playing, but I haven't even gone to fnm recently. Though mdu's dega burn list looked fairly interesting, and might be something I play for fun to get back in.


nOh, and I got in a car wreck last week and my car's dead for several weeks, so I'm still down about being a dumbass about that, but it's not a super massive deal cause I didn't really get injured beyond a bruised knee.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:05 pm
by zemanjaski
I have a pretty amazing couch.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:06 pm
by zemanjaski
Why do neither of you love me? ;-;


;P

Sucks massively to hear that, though.

Course, between me being burned out and my girlfriend maybe coming down, I don't even know if I'm gonna go.
What's up? If you don't want to chat here get at us in clan private.
Same stuff I mentioned a few weeks back. Just sorta over focused on magic for a while and burned myself out.

Slowly feeling more like
playing, but I haven't even gone to fnm recently. Though mdu's dega burn list looked fairly interesting, and might be something I play for fun to get back in.


Oh, and I got in a car wreck last week and my car's dead for several weeks, so I'm still down about being a dumbass about that, but it's not a super massive deal cause I didn't really get injured beyond a bruised knee.
So the gf is coming to visit? I thought you meant something else.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:09 pm
by RaidaTheBlade
Oh. Yeah, lol. :stupid:

She lives up in NC and we only get to see eachother about once a month, and that weekend is the only chance she'll get to come down for a while ,and my car is dead now, as I said, so...

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:09 pm
by Khaospawn
I have a pretty amazing couch.
You may not want it anymore after I'm done with it. :glee:


Nah, I kid. Out of curiosity, how expensive is it to fly from the States to the land down under?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:11 pm
by zemanjaski
Honestly can't remember.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:12 pm
by Kaitscralt
I have a pretty amazing couch.
You may not want it anymore after I'm done with it. :glee:


Nah, I kid. Out of curiosity, how expensive is it to fly from the States to the land down under?
really? you were kidding? thank you so much for that clarification, i was about to get offended.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:13 pm
by Khaospawn
Seriously, if I come to Australia, I want to try all the beers there. And the women.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:13 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Oh. Yeah, lol. :stupid:

She lives up in NC and we only get to see eachother about once a month, and that weekend is the only chance she'll get to come down for a while ,and my car is dead now, as I said, so...
What's it gonna be Kyle, tits, or destiny?

tits.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:15 pm
by Khaospawn
I have a pretty amazing couch.
You may not want it anymore after I'm done with it. :glee:


Nah, I kid. Out of curiosity, how expensive is it to fly from the States to the land down under?
really? you were kidding? thank you so much for that clarification, i was about to get offended.
Well, that's a relief.
Announcing you're offended is like telling the world that you can't control your emotions so everyone else should just do it for you.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:18 pm
by DocLawless
International round trips fall into the $1500 to $2000 ball park. (According to the internet; I have no personal experience with international flights.)

Now, if you mail yourself...

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:22 pm
by Khaospawn
Now, if you mail yourself...
I like your style, Doc. It's almost too easy...

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:24 pm
by rcwraspy
[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=190594#p190594:2fkdwxk0]Johnny_Spike » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:13 pm[/url:2fkdwxk0]":2fkdwxk0][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=190588#p190588:2fkdwxk0]RaidaTheBlade » Tue Feb 18, 2014 7:09 am[/url:2fkdwxk0]":2fkdwxk0]Oh. Yeah, lol. :stupid:

She lives up in NC and we only get to see eachother about once a month, and that weekend is the only chance she'll get to come down for a while ,and my car is dead now, as I said, so...[/quote:2fkdwxk0]

What's it gonna be Kyle, tits, or destiny?

tits.[/quote:2fkdwxk0]
Thanks man. Typing up a bankruptcy memorandum for class and instead of "necessities" my fingers decide to go with "necessitities."

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:25 pm
by Khaospawn
Necessititties. I dig it.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:25 pm
by Khaospawn
Or just go with necessitits.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:30 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
International round trips fall into the $1500 to $2000 ball park. (According to the internet; I have no personal experience with international flights.)

Now, if you mail yourself...
Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit...

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:36 pm
by zemanjaski
Our masters is only 1 year.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:37 pm
by Kaitscralt
you mean doogie howser's rugged aussie cousin, durango howser

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Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:38 pm
by zemanjaski
Well, different masters are different lengths, mine was only 1 year.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:39 pm
by zemanjaski
Not that everyone else is a lawyer either; there's no reason for me to be the youngest. It's annoying.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:39 pm
by DocLawless
International round trips fall into the $1500 to $2000 ball park. (According to the internet; I have no personal experience with international flights.)

Now, if you mail yourself...
Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit...
To be fair, he did successfully mail himself to Wisconsin.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:41 pm
by Mcdonalds
Well, different masters are different lengths.
That's what she said

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:42 pm
by Khaospawn
you mean doogie howser's rugged aussie cousin, durango howser

Image
:rofl: :rofl:

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:46 pm
by windstrider
Dammit. I broke my toe; forgot how much that hurts.

Ah well, we have a bad movie/pajama party planned for Saturday evening. I bought my wife and pseudo-girlfriend new lingerie for the occasion. I'm sure that will help ease the pain. :D

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:53 pm
by Yarpus
windstrider, my dick managed to break my chin.
Like really. How can I send my soul in exchange?
Is there a chance to sign up foil Tibalt? I'll pay I guess, unless he'll cost fortune.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:55 pm
by windstrider
windstrider, my dick managed to break my chin.
Like really. How can I send my soul in exchange?
:rofl:

The foils aren't that expensive. I can pick up one here, and there's no cost to have them signed.

Just pm me your mailing address. I'll send it after the exhibition.

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:09 am
by DarthStabber
Well, different masters are different lengths
And this is why I'm not into bdsm anymore.

And how does becoming a lawyer work in australia? In the US you don't need a masters, you get a bachelors and then get your J.D., the same way doctors go from bachelors to MD without getting a masters. Some lawyers do get masters degrees, usually in criminal justice, accounting, political science, or something along those lines (although philosophy is way more common than you would expect), which makes it way easier to get into law school.

Also, am I the only one boarding in mizzium mortars every other game to deal with brimaz specifically? That's not counting the other situations I board it in for, I'm talking specifically brimaz. I'm probably
going to end up maindecking it, as much as it pains me.

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:23 am
by Khaospawn
Also, am I the only one boarding in mizzium mortars every other game to deal with brimaz specifically? That's not counting the other situations I board it in for, I'm talking specifically brimaz. I'm probably going to end up maindecking it, as much as it pains me.
At the Open in Orlando, I maindecked 4. You should've seen the look on my Esper opponent's face when I dealt with 3 of his Blood Baron in Game 1. Or all of my R/w Devotion opponents when I killed their Stormbreath Dragons in Game 1. Or I'd do weird shit against Mono Black by attacking into a Demon
with a Phoenix - they'd block and then I'd Mortars the Demon. Eventually, the Phoenix would come back once I landed Chandra or burned them.

:lol:

Ain't nothing wrong with maindecking Mortars. G/R decks have been doing it. It kills so much out there right now. Hell, there are times where I've overloaded against a U/W player that had an army of Elspeth-generated soldiers. I killed them all to swing in for lethal.

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:31 am
by Yarpus
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:42 am
by windstrider
Dafuq is that last pic?

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:01 am
by zemanjaski
Well, different masters are different lengths
And this is why I'm not into bdsm anymore.

And how does becoming a lawyer work in australia? In the US you don't need a masters, you get a bachelors and then get your J.D., the same way doctors go from bachelors to MD without getting a masters. Some lawyers do get masters degrees, usually in criminal justice, accounting, political science, or something along those lines (although philosophy is way more common than you would expect), which makes it way easier to get into law school.

Also, am I the only one boarding in mizzium
mortars every other game to deal with brimaz specifically? That's not counting the other situations I board it in for, I'm talking specifically brimaz. I'm probably going to end up maindecking it, as much as it pains me.
Works the same:
- 3 year undergrad (LLB) if you can get the marks to get in, or 3 years postgrad (JD).
- Masters isn't necessary, but if you're in a specialist group its expected that you will have one or get one. These range from 1 to 2 years depending on the area.

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:01 am
by DocLawless
Dafuq is that last pic?
I believe it's drag queen Optimus Prime.