Uberteam Blather Force 5

[Kaitscralt]

now that's fast food

[Pendulum]

[Pendulum]

now that's fast food

At least it's not White Castle.

[Second Harkius]

now that's fast food

At least it's not White Castle.

They're called sliders for a reason.

[Mogadishu Jones]

I mean is it just that you guys view me as some super-serious nerd hunched over his computer combing the site for drama? I like to think that I blather rather freely with a jolliness, I made the Free Harkius thread because it seemed lulzy, is that not coming through clearly?

It's actually a big concern of mine, I hear all the time that I sound angry and shit and that's really not the case. I respect the freedom to yell when I want, it's a rare and precious thing for me, but I apologize if that's what you remember about me instead of the constant stream of bright-hearted blathering.[/
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Pend , your better off in the standings then , Because in DTR's view I am a malicous idiot commie who supposedly makes drama , and whose opinion is sneered upon at best

And handsome.

Don't forget handsome.

[ExarionUniverse1]

The trick is to limit yourself to responding to only one Onar post per drama. It's worked wonders for me despite all the juicy bait he tossed out tonight.

Oh shucks , buy I don't target you

[Pendulum]

Lol, so I'm trying to talk this Magic nerd who happened by into signing the petition, and the whole time I'm doing it I don't realize I have a big ol' picture of anime boobs on my monitor.
Pro tip: don't do that. Skeeves people out.

[Pendulum]

Oh, also a tab on the window labeled "boobs anime - Google Search"

[Kaitscralt]

Actually it would make you number one lord of the neckbearded flies at mtgs

[Mogadishu Jones]

Fuck it you guys can keep Harkius. I won't be around in that case though. I refuse to be in the same social space as such a despicable creature. You can lick my nut sack.

Oh my God Jones , Harkius does not even post as in his new account. Come on seriously , who you fucking over? Not him but yourself.

Oh well if he changed accounts obviously hes a completely different person.

Onar I'm really not in the mood for this brand of malarky.

He has not even posted Jones . how can you assume he hasn't changed > he may never post for all we know . And just because of this you go Xenphire here?

He hasnt posted? I really dont care. If he just wants to read he can kinda, y'know, do that while banned.

Um , does that not should familiar in your case on MTGS , and you were complaining back then. Yet, here you
can turn around with prejudice and do the same thing. Reality check : you contradicting yourself

Reality check: your syntax makes not rolling my eyes at you impossible.

[Kaitscralt]

slammu in the sky keeps on turning

[Mogadishu Jones]

True story: i was part of the 5 year old focus group for street shark toys. They were jawsome.

[Kaitscralt]

my greatest fear in life is that when the world finds out what is actually going into these chicken nuggets, i won't care at all

[ExarionUniverse1]

Fuck it you guys can keep Harkius. I won't be around in that case though. I refuse to be in the same social space as such a despicable creature. You can lick my nut sack.

Oh my God Jones , Harkius does not even post as in his new account. Come on seriously , who you fucking over? Not him but yourself.

Oh well if he changed accounts obviously hes a completely different person.

Onar I'm really not in the mood for this brand of malarky.

He has not even posted Jones . how can you assume he hasn't changed > he may never post for all we know . And just because of this you go Xenphire here?

He hasnt posted? I really dont care. If he just wants to
read he can kinda, y'know, do that while banned.

Um , does that not should familiar in your case on MTGS , and you were complaining back then. Yet, here you can turn around with prejudice and do the same thing. Reality check : you contradicting yourself

Reality check: your syntax makes not rolling my eyes at you impossible.

you try reading while banned then , Your basically becoming like the guy you hate: a new childish version of what hark was

[Corruption Watch]

Originally posted by Xenphire on MTGS

The e-mail addresses of all the registered users is a pretty big thing; so are the IP addresses you submit every time you log in or post.

"That's why we secretly ported them all over to the Curse platform without any prior announcement or ability to opt out."

[Pendulum]

Actually it would make you number one lord of the neckbearded flies at mtgs

Dear members of MTGSalvation staff:
I will post at least one gratuitously over-the-top picture of anime boobs per day for a year if you all sign the petition to remove ER from his position.

[Kaitscralt]

you have to post more than rai does

[DroppinSuga]

Thank god for a corruption watch update.

[Kaitscralt]

my dog is watching me eat these nuggets like we're lost in a desert and i am drinking the last sips of the canteen without sharing

[Second Harkius]

Corruption Watch has the best avatar on the site, maybe the internet.

[Second Harkius]

Corruption Watch has the best avatar on the site, maybe the internet.

I read all his posts as if spoken by Chris Hansen.

[Kaitscralt]

the problem with mtg players especially the type that frequent mtgs is that if chris hansen sat them down and offered them lemonade and cookies they would actually be unable not to partake in stuffing their face while corruption watch told them that their corruption was the forum equivalent of pedophilia

[Mogadishu Jones]

Fuck it you guys can keep Harkius. I won't be around in that case though. I refuse to be in the same social space as such a despicable creature. You can lick my nut sack.

Oh my God Jones , Harkius does not even post as in his new account. Come on seriously , who you fucking over? Not him but yourself.

Oh well if he changed accounts obviously hes a completely different person.

Onar I'm really not in the mood for this brand of malarky.

He has not even posted Jones . how can you assume he hasn't changed >
he may never post for all we know . And just because of this you go Xenphire here?

He hasnt posted? I really dont care. If he just wants to read he can kinda, y'know, do that while banned.

Um , does that not should familiar in your case on MTGS , and you were complaining back then. Yet, here you can turn around with prejudice and do the same thing. Reality check : you contradicting yourself

Reality check: your syntax makes not rolling my eyes at you impossible.

you try reading while banned then , Your basically becoming like the guy you hate: a new childish version of what hark was

Well at least I'm not racist

[Second Harkius]

the problem with mtg players especially the type that frequent mtgs is that if chris hansen sat them down and offered them lemonade and cookies they would actually be unable not to partake in stuffing their face while corruption watch told them that their corruption was the forum equivalent of pedophilia

Is Hansen held up as an idol in your profession?

[Pendulum]

Corruption Watch has the best avatar on the site, maybe the internet.

Yeah he's pretty much my hero at this point.

[DroppinSuga]

Wait, Scralty is pedobear?

[Second Harkius]

Wait, Scralty is pedobear?

He's the one who tells them what neighborhoods they can't live in.

[Pendulum]

Wait, Scralty is pedobear?

No, he's Chris Hanson. True story.

[Pendulum]

HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A PEDO EMOTICON!

[Kaitscralt]

we've had to register people who were busted on to catch a predator

[Mogadishu Jones]

Ill sign the petition though pendulum, even though i want to let a huge steaming jeff roll out of my anus and into your mouth right now.

[Second Harkius]

HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A PEDO EMOTICON!

if you hadn't ragequit GRRRRR you'd see we have a wide array of secret emoticons

[Second Harkius]

we've had to register people who were busted on to catch a predator

ha ha

[DroppinSuga]

GRRRRR

[Second Harkius]

They cancelled To Catch a Predator cause one guy they exposed killed himself.

[Pendulum]

Ill sign the petition though pendulum, even though i want to let a huge steaming jeff roll out of my anus and into your mouth right now.

Oh, it's not mine, it's GR's, I'm just stumping for it.

[Kaitscralt]

it's been 26 years and i still can't get my chup to fry ratio correct, so much chup wasted, so much chup forgotten

[Second Harkius]

We also have the classic emoticon

[Kaitscralt]

thatsa you

[DroppinSuga]