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Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:27 pm
by Pendulum
That is most definitely not the proper position for the Vulcan Mind Meld.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:28 pm
by Pendulum
Although the phrase "live long and probe her" is kind of clever, especially with the related image.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:00 pm
by rezombad
Benny

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:00 pm
by rezombad
Benny

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:00 pm
by rezombad
Benny and the Jeeeeets

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:01 pm
by Manders
lol

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost ... count=2596

"QUICK, DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. THE BLOOD MUST BE CLEANED OFF MY HANDS"
I'm so tired of seeing this shit.

And since they're never going to stop doing stupid shit, you guys should just stop paying attention to it.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:04 pm
by Pendulum
Benny
She's got a mohair suit
electric boots
you know I read it in a magazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ine.
Bu bu bu Benny and the Jets.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:07 pm
by Pendulum
lol

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost ... count=2596

"QUICK, DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. THE BLOOD MUST BE CLEANED OFF MY HANDS"
I'm so tired of seeing this shit.

And since they're never going to stop doing stupid shit, you guys should just stop paying attention to it.
Yeah but I was never any good at not pointing out elephants in rooms.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:09 pm
by Captain Murphy
lol

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost ... count=2596

"QUICK, DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. THE BLOOD MUST BE CLEANED OFF MY HANDS"
I'm so tired of seeing this shit.

And since they're never going to stop doing stupid shit, you guys should just stop paying attention to it.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:11 pm
by Captain Murphy
Just smoked the $200 cigar I got for my bday last year
That really sounds fucking stupid. $200 for a cigar? It's ot my money though so whatevs
This was my reaction as well.
You are obviously not a cigar connoisseur

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:13 pm
by Pendulum
Poor elephants, they don't belong indoors, you see.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:14 pm
by Captain Murphy
Ahh, you guys wouldn't understand the whole gals-masterraids situation ;)

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:15 pm
by Pendulum
Just smoked the $200 cigar I got for my bday last year
That really sounds fucking stupid. $200 for a cigar? It's ot my money though so whatevs
This was my reaction as well.
You are obviously not a cigar connoisseur[/quote:
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lol

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:15 pm
by Captain Murphy
Lets just say someone is getting payed off

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:16 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Poor elephants, they don't belong indoors, you see.
They belong in porcelain stores

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:16 pm
by Tom Servo
Ahh, you guys wouldn't understand the whole gals-masterraids situation ;)
Hell, I barely understand it

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:17 pm
by Captain Murphy
I always forget 4AM is the best time to catch everyone online

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:17 pm
by Pendulum
Lets just say someone is getting payed off
lol

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:17 pm
by Tom Servo
Meth is a hell of a drug

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:18 pm
by Pendulum
Poor elephants, they don't belong indoors, you see.
They belong in porcelain stores
I thought that was bulls.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:20 pm
by Captain Murphy
Stop stealing my lol posting style pendi, otherwise I'll start referencing obscure culture and all paragraphs

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:21 pm
by Captain Murphy
Poor elephants, they don't belong indoors, you see.
They belong in porcelain stores
I thought that was bulls.
English is his second language, give him a break!

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:22 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Poor elephants, they don't belong indoors, you see.
They belong in porcelain stores
I thought that was bulls.
They belong in a Museum!

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:24 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Poor elephants, they don't belong indoors, you see.
They belong in porcelain stores
I thought that was bulls.
English is his second language, give him a break!
I might be wrong but I think in most of EU, we only
allow Elephants in those stores.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:26 pm
by Tom Servo
It's all just a cultural misunderstanding

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:29 pm
by Pendulum
Stop stealing my lol posting style pendi, otherwise I'll start referencing obscure culture and all paragraphs
Well then stop saying stuff that makes me laugh so hard all I can do is type "lol"

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:31 pm
by Pendulum
Poor elephants, they don't belong indoors, you see.
They belong in porcelain stores
nI thought that was bulls.
English is his second language, give him a break!
I might be wrong but I think in most of EU, we only allow Elephants in those stores.
Fair enough. :hifive:

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:32 pm
by Kazekirimaru
This is my English degree trying desperately to be useful.
Don't worry, eventually your degree will settle into its life, develop a pack-a-day, bottle-a-day habit, experiment with harder drugs, then realize it likes dressing up in women's clothing; then it will be prepared to discuss where to put the apostrophe with authority.
Yes, I just turned a diploma into Herman Melville.
My diploma became Teia with proper writing skills.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:37 pm
by Col. Khaddafi

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:39 pm
by Pendulum
Image

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:42 pm
by Blackhound
fukkin ip blocks on dat other steaming pile of shit site, cant use mah new gimmick yet.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:43 pm
by Blackhound
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Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:44 pm
by Teia Rabishu
This is my English degree trying desperately to be useful.
Don't worry, eventually your degree will settle into its life, develop a pack-a-day, bottle-a-day habit, experiment with harder drugs, then realize it likes dressing up in women's clothing; then it will be prepared to discuss where to put the apostrophe with authority.
Yes, I just turned a diploma into Herman Melville.
My diploma became Teia with proper
writing skills.
Image

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:44 pm
by Pendulum
Huh. You'd think a bull would be able to do more damage, but I guess both make sense.
You ever run with the bulls in Pamplona, Scumbag?

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:45 pm
by Blackhound
HOLY FUCK

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:45 pm
by Pendulum
....and today suddenly became interesting.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:45 pm
by Blackhound
This is my English degree trying desperately to be useful.
Don't worry, eventually your degree will settle into its life, develop a pack-a-day, bottle-a-day habit, experiment with harder drugs, then realize it likes dressing up in women's clothing; then it will be prepared
to discuss where to put the apostrophe with authority.
Yes, I just turned a diploma into Herman Melville.
My diploma became Teia with proper writing skills.
Image
write in bigger letters.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:47 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Huh. You'd think a bull would be able to do more damage, but I guess both make sense.
You ever run with the bulls in Pamplona, Scumbag?
Nope, I'm just a Coward and a Scumbag who conceals himself on the Internet to leak magical cards forum secrets. That's too dangerous for me, would you imagine Lex Luthor hanging around and racing bulls in the San Fermin corrida?

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:49 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
also lol Teia

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:50 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
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just ask the software for a new identity, 1 in like 10 IP's are blocked, just jump to the next one.