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Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:41 pm**

New topic: turtle doves.

I'm sure you could fill a few pages on this, pendy

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:46 pm**

Merry merry king of the bush is he

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:58 pm**

New topic: turtle doves.

I'm sure you could fill a few pages on this, pendy

Turtles will eat doves. Turtles will eat anything.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:59 pm**

Turtle doves are commonly used in what are called "crush" videos, which I learned about while reading on change.org.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:00 pm**

Probably shouldn't look that one up.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:08 pm**

too late, fapping

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:29 pm**

Football pool is a go

Oh look. An actual football.

The soccer ball you posted has been called a soccer ball in some countries (yes, plural) longer than it has been called a football. In the USA (read: God's chosen country, '
Merica) it has always been called a football because it has always been a foot, or 12 inches long.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:31 pm**

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ExpiredRascals is literally Adolf Hitler, and he drinks the blood of kittens.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:34 pm**

I know that guy.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:46 pm**

Football pool is a go

Oh look. An actual football.
The soccer ball
you posted has been called a soccer ball in some countries (yes, plural) longer than it has been called a football. In the USA (read: God's chosen country, 'Merica) it has always been called a football because it has always been a foot, or 12 inches long.

Unlike many supporters of Association Football, I do not despise the name "Soccer" and am aware of its historic origins. But the egg the other kinds of football are played are not balls.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:46 pm**

*played with

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:50 pm**

Where's Sir Thomas of renfair when I need him?

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:50 pm**

Football pool is a go

Oh look. An actual football.
The soccer ball you posted has been called a soccer ball in some countries (yes, plural) longer than it has been called a football. In the USA (read: God's chosen country, 'Merica) it has always been called a football because it has always been a foot, or 12 inches long.

Unlike many supporters of Association Football, I do not despise the name "Soccer" and am aware of its historic origins. But the egg the other kinds of football are played are not balls.

ball
bôl/
1. a solid or hollow sphere or ovoid, esp. one that is kicked, thrown, or hit in a game.

yes it does look like an egg, but it's still a ball.
For the record I don't care about the whole name thing, I was just giving you shit

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:52 pm**

bola.
(Del prov. bola, y este del lat. bŭlla, burbuja, bola).
1. f. Cuerpo esférico de cualquier materia.

You English speakers just changed the dictionary entry to your convenience. Just like the Lapdog did with MTGS rules.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:53 pm**

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:53 pm**

bola.
(Del prov. bola, y este del lat. bŭlla, burbuja, bola).
1. f. Cuerpo esférico de cualquier materia.

You English speakers just changed the dictionary entry to your convenience. Just like the Lapdog did with MTGS rules.

MURICA

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:55 pm**

BTW, I love the new America (continent)/ 'Murica (country) distinction.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:57 pm**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nottingham_Forest_F.C.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:03 pm**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nottingham_Forest_F.C.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSD_Municipal

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:55 pm**

Who the fuck is Todd

SERIOUSLY?

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:09 pm**

Who the fuck is Todd
SERIOUSLY?

You seem to have missed the

So here are some more to get it clearer
Fucking spoilers don't work.......

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:12 pm**

I keep getting these on my work's email:

Could Produce Gains of Mega Proportions! This Stock could be a traders dream.

Company: MONARCHY RESOURCES INC.
Date: Thu, Aug 29
Sym: M O N_K
Long Term Target: 1.70
Closed at: $.195

This Company is today`s Trade Alert! Sell your house and buy this stock!

Sender has .ru in address...

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:13 pm**

I'm off to sell the house as we speak.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:25 pm**

I suppose im going to have to post the petiotion to have lapdog removed from admin on his helpdesk out of sheer boredom.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:25 pm**

Oh boy.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:26 pm**

It is done.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:27 pm**

*logs on gimmick*

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:28 pm**

That was fast.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:29 pm**

You have been banned for the following reason:
Account created to troll.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:29 pm**

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:29 pm**

very fast.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:37 pm**

I didn't even get to see it. I guess guest was on at the time, ready to fire.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:58 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1HTKWX15oo

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:59 pm**

seriously fuck that game

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:10 pm**

ok well i got the important part right: the house was in her and her father's name, you didn't buy or own anything

No, her and I paid for everything.

How did you two "pay" for it at that age anyways?

Cheap fixer-upper. Lots of savings; she had money in the bank from a wrongful-death suit that fell to her since she was the last-living relative.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:57 pm**

ok well i got the important part right: the house was in her and her father's name, you didn't buy or own anything
No, her and I paid for everything.

How did you two "pay" for it at that age anyways?
Cheap fixer-upper. Lots of savings; she had money in the bank from a wrongful-death suit that fell to her since she was the last-living relative.

Well, at least you only have to make that
rookie mistake once, right? Be glad you got that one out of the way early.

Always have your name on everything. Always. Always. Always. Even if it is more expensive in the long run, at least you won't be out on your ass/no wheels/getting your shit repo'd if things go south.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:59 pm**

Also Sapphire if you could maybe edit that smiley wall out of your post, that'd be hella cool?

It's killing my phone, like ow.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:59 pm**

Believe me, I'm writing my name on the tags of my shirts after this shit. Fucking fuck fuckery.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:00 am**

I suppose im going to have to post the petiotion to have lapdog removed from admin on his helpdesk out of sheer boredom.

I'm just curious. Does anyone really have any reason to believe that this petition will have any effect whatsoever? I mean, let's imagine that you got a thousand users of MtG S to sign it. There's no bylaw that says that ER has to resign at that point, and there's no reason to imagine that he would. It'd just consider it a thousand troll signatures and move along with his day.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:01 am**

So again, it was all her and pops

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