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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:23 pm

That's better. :smileup:
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:24 pm

Cut me out a big ole gator tail.
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Postby redthirst » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:25 pm

I over heard the following most RedThirst comment ever while at the mall on lunchbreak:

"WTF? Why is she wearing a firemans hat in this picture?"
"Cause I set her pussy on fire mate."

I promptly snorted and choked and got a nose full of pepsi.
There's probably something there about handling a fire hose too.
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Postby Valdarith » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:31 pm

Or drinking from a fire hydrant.
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Postby lorddax » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:25 pm

Or drinking from a fire hydrant.
Thats a reward for doing exceptionally well.
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Postby windstrider » Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:49 pm

Searing Seneschal of Salvation

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Cogito, ergo incendo.

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Postby lorddax » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:40 am

Thats the exact scene i was thinking of. . . except a different version happens in his bedroom.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:49 am

This is how you fire shots From Magnus Carlsen AMA on Reddit:

[–]perrii 157 points 3 hours ago
Hi! What do you think of Nakamura joking with calling you Sauron on Twitter?

[–]MagnusOenCarlsen 909 points 2 hours ago
I've never actually watched Lord of the Rings... if I had, and Nakamura had been a better chess player, I might have been more insulted.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:00 am

And Magnus Carlsen is number 1 in the world, for those of you who missed the reference. Also, sweet burn.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:13 am

Hey, Khaos! Would you like a Bloody Mary?

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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:15 am

I thought number 1 in the world was a computer.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:21 am

Dunno. I just know the name.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:33 am

There are many computer programs rated higher than human Grand Masters but they don't play in sanctioned tournaments.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:46 am

What I don't get is: why? There's a human programmer behind that AI. He should get the credit for being "smarter" than the human players.
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:59 am

Chess, sure, but could he win the Drownyard mirror?

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Postby Jack » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:13 am

What I don't get is: why? There's a human programmer behind that AI. He should get the credit for being "smarter" than the human players.
I highly doubt that programmer could beat Magnus Carlsen.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:15 am

Hey, Khaos! Would you like a Bloody Mary?

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You're goddamn right I would! :jam:
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:16 am

Jesus Fucking Christ, Doc, Please tell me you really made that. And devoured all of it.
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:20 am

Jesus Fucking Christ, Doc, Please tell me you really made that. And devoured all of it.
Unfortunately no, that pic is a product of the interwebs.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:21 am

Dammit, man. You got my hopes up and everything. :V
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Postby DocLawless » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:24 am

Hey, you can make one too. All you need is some vodka, tomato juice, tobasco, horseradish, pepper, Worcestershire sauce, a pizza, a ham sandwich, some sweet pickles, a few chicken wings, a lime wedge, a jalapeno, a small order of fries, five green olives and eight onion rings.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:41 am

What I don't get is: why? There's a human programmer behind that AI. He should get the credit for being "smarter" than the human players.
I highly doubt that programmer could beat Magnus Carlsen.
But he could, and did, with his program. The programmer knows all the correct logic, as displayed by the fact that his program, his logic, his design is better than any human at chess. All the computer does for him is the math.
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:41 am

Chess, sure, but could he win the Drownyard mirror?
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Postby zemanjaski » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:42 am

What I don't get is: why? There's a human programmer behind that AI. He should get the credit for being "smarter" than the human players.
I highly doubt that programmer could beat Magnus Carlsen.
But he could, and did, with his program. The programmer knows all the correct logic, as displayed by the fact that his program, his logic, his design is better than any human at chess. All the computer does
for him is the math.
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Postby TBuzzsaw » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:51 am

Picked up a full set of the new Duress promo with Ashiok mind-raping Dack Fayden. I'm contemplating playing BW Midrange just so I can use them and make my opponents go WTF is that.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:30 am

But he could, and did, with his program. The programmer knows all the correct logic, as displayed by the fact that his program, his logic, his design is better than any human at chess. All the computer does for him is the math.
If I - at 5'9" 149lbs with very little training other than long-distance running - built a robot and programmed it to wrestle and beat James, would that make me stronger than him?

I mean, all the computer does for me is the fighting, amirite?
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I'm only 1" and 11lbs heavier than you Kaze, I believe in you.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:30 am

But he could, and did, with his program. The programmer knows all the correct logic, as displayed by the fact that his program, his logic, his design is better than any human at chess. All the computer does for him is the math.
If I - at 5'9" 149lbs with very little training other than long-distance running - built a robot and programmed it to wrestle and beat James, would that make me stronger than him?

I mean, all the computer does for me is the fighting, amirite?
Not stronger, but I would say it makes you smarter than him.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:44 am

But he could, and did, with his program. The programmer knows all the correct logic, as displayed by the fact that his program, his logic, his design is better than any human at chess. All the computer does for him is the math.
If I - at 5'9" 149lbs with very little training other than long-distance running - built a robot and programmed it to wrestle and beat James, would that make me stronger than him?

I mean, all the computer does for me is the fighting, amirite?
Please televise this on twitch.

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:54 am

But he could, and did, with his program. The programmer knows all the correct logic, as displayed by the fact that his program, his logic, his design is better than any human at chess. All the computer does for him is the math.
If I - at 5'9" 149lbs with very little training other than long-distance running - built a robot and programmed it to wrestle and beat James, would that make me stronger than him?

I mean,
all the computer does for me is the fighting, amirite?
Please televise this on twitch.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:59 am

Twitch plays BJs, next viral sensation
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Much better sensation.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:03 am

Pacific Rim 2: James wrestles a robot and destroys Melbourne

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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:03 am

Pacific Rim 2: James wrestles a robot and destroys Melbourne
Well, at least this version would have a plot.
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:06 am

Pacific Rimjob 2: James wrestles a robot and destroys its anus
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Postby lorddax » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:27 am

Tagline - The burning lasts a lifetime. . .
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Postby TBuzzsaw » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:26 am

Pacific Rimjob 2: James wrestles a robot and destroys its anus
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I'd watch it. :munch:
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Postby RedNihilist » Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:58 am

But he could, and did, with his program. The programmer knows all the correct logic, as displayed by the fact that his program, his logic, his design is better than any human at chess. All the computer does for him is the math.
If I - at 5'9" 149lbs with very little training other than long-distance running - built a robot and programmed it to wrestle and beat James, would that make me stronger than him?

I mean,
all the computer does for me is the fighting, amirite?
Not stronger, but I would say it makes you smarter than him.
Playing chess and programming an AI are two very different things.
Pacific Rimjob 2: James wrestles a robot and destroys its anus
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:40 am

Playing chess and programming an AI are two very different things.
My point is, the computer doesn't think in any way that the programmer can't. It doesn't know any moves that a human doesn't. It's not a robot that can physically beat the other player.

In my mind, the number one chess player programmed that AI.
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Postby RedNihilist » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:31 am

Playing chess and programming an AI are two very different things.
My point is, the computer doesn't think in any way that the programmer can't. It doesn't know any moves that a human doesn't. It's not a robot that can physically beat the other player.

In my mind, the number one chess player programmed that AI.
The computer doesn't think, period. It just does what it's told to, using an amount of raw computational power that no human mind has access to, without experiencing fatigue, stress and the likes.

The computer can beat the human player, but it's
in no way "smarter" than him - it just wins on raw power.
The guy who programmed the best computer player is not "the number one chess player", he doesn't even need to be a good *player* at all, he's just very skilled at his task, and that task is not playing chess.


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