Breaking Blathering 6

[DroppinSuga]

I've been waiting for Scrumper to post all day. It's almost as bad as waiting for a Watchdog report.

[Kaitscralt]

Bearda Necka Kappa

[Second Harkius]

RedScrumper, Corruption Report, Thready Pooper, and Darcy Dossier all fulfill very important niches on this site.

[Second Harkius]

RedScrumper, Corruption Report, Thready Pooper, and Darcy Dossier all fulfill very important niches on this site.

and the Dragon.

[zemanjaski]

Yeah, this thread delivers.

[Second Harkius]

Sadly, some people make crappy one post parody accounts that just sit and gather dust....

95 Miguel 'Caza' Flores Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:03 pm
96 Michel Chasse-Fleurs Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:31 pm
97 Michiel Jager-Bloem Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:45 pm

[Second Harkius]

An effective parody account posts like once a month whenever people are expecting it least.

[Kaitscralt]

Just won an 8-4 with first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a BW deck with Elspeth, Triad and Whip

On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants

[Second Harkius]

Just won an 8-4 with first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a BW deck with Elspeth, Triad and Whip

On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants

I expected some biting wit and I get this shit.

[zemanjaski]

You got to wait for the perfect moment.

[Kaitscralt]

the moral of the story is don't pass Abhorrent Overlord

[Kaitscralt]

Just won an 8-4 with first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a BW deck with Elspeth, Triad and Whip

On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants

I expected some biting wit and I get this shit.

i gave you wit in the prior post

[zemanjaski]

K8 has time to play magic??

The actual fuck.

[Second Harkius]

You should be ashamed, Madding. You should stick to your parody accounts like Thready Pooper and RedScrumper.

[Second Harkius]

Bearda Necka Kappa

this was pretty good

[Second Harkius]

K8 has time to play magic??

The actual fuck.

He posts to let us know about his legendary X-1 / X-2 MTGO exploits.

[zemanjaski]

Casting Overlord is like the scene in Evangelion where they put all of Japan's power into the Eva and the one shot doesn't work. Seven manas is all the worlds mana in limited, so I suspect it's everything else doing the work.

[Kazekirimaru]

You should be ashamed, Madding. You should stick to your parody accounts like Thready Pooper and RedScrumper.

Attempted to cross-reference IP, got nothing.

Still think it's Spam.

[DroppinSuga]

And how he drafts "unbeatable" decks.

[zemanjaski]

Meh K8s one of the few people ill take criticism from. He doesn't buy into the pro player cult of personality BS. I wasnt aware that Todd Anderson was something to aspire to and if probably euthanise the child who said so.

[Second Harkius]

Todd Anderson is the worst person in the mtg community. His article about his wife is worse than all the FOS posts complaining about women combined and then multiplied by ten.

[DroppinSuga]

I know like 2 pro players.

[Kaitscralt]

Casting Overlord is like the scene in Evangelion where they put all of Japan's power into the Eva and the one shot doesn't work. Seven manas is all the worlds mana in limited, so I suspect it's everything else doing the work.

it's not all the mana in the world in theros limited

[Second Harkius]

Todd Anderson is the worst person in the mtg community. His article about his wife is worse than all the FOS posts complaining about women combined and then multiplied by ten.

At least the FOS exploits have kind of a podunk Maury Show charm but Anderson's article was about psychologically pressuring your wife into submission until she gives in and lets you live as a manchild forever.

[zemanjaski]

Yeah? I've found it to be pretty dead, but would it surprise you I'm mostly drafting RW or RB aggro decks...

RE: Anderson. Yup. Whats almost as bad is that he's exceedingly mediocre at magic. Way to throw away two lives for the spoils of...well...nothing.

Ill acknowledge the DTR gender rants are usually too much for me so I just bow out and come back in 20 mins when we're back to talking about each others dicks. Much better.

[Kazekirimaru]

How I'm divorced and not that guy is beyond me.

[DroppinSuga]

I enjoy not having women problems. Makes life pretty easy.

[Second Harkius]

Ill acknowledge the DTR gender rants are usually too much for me so I just bow out and come back in 20 mins when we're back to talking about each others dicks. Much better.

Sensitivity to social issues? Check (aka the Kijin test)
Not rattled by strong snark? Check (aka the Madding test)
Can spam without making awkward or terrible posts? Check (aka the Spam / G_R test)

Now all you need to do is swear life-long vengeance against MTGS and you'll pass the Scumbag test, which will catapult you into instant "New Blatherer of the Year" contention.

[DroppinSuga]

Kony 2012

[rezombad]

I feel like I fail that first test.

[Kaitscralt]

todd andersons chubbiness is an affront to me

just become morbidly obese, you chubby bloat of a manboy

[Second Harkius]

I feel like I fail that first test.

Kaze failed like all four in his epic debut and he recovered so don't worry too much.

[Second Harkius]

todd andersons chubbiness is an affront to me

just become morbidly obese, you chubby bloat of a manboy

ugh, he can't commit to being fat either?

[DroppinSuga]

Kaze hides his neckbeard with a scarf.

[rezombad]

I feel like I fail that first test.

Kaze failed like all four in his epic debut and he recovered so don't worry too much.

Oh, I'm not worried. And I will continue to make no effort toward 'improving', because it's not a flaw.

[Kaitscralt]

Just won an 8-4 with first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a BW deck with Elspeth, Triad and Whip

On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants

once more to the finals dear gary

[Kaitscralt]

[zemanjaski]

Thanks for making me laugh like a dickhead in public K8.

My feelings towards mtgs are too mixed:
- most of the mods are ok, but I've had good interactions with sene and Galspanic, both if whom I know have screwed over most of the people here;
- for whatever reason I like trying to help the forum members, but if be lying if it isn't like trying to stop the titanic sinking by bailing water with a shoe; and
- I can't stand their unstated preference for quantity over quality. "Everyone is equal" is bullshit. You start that way, then you make your own way in the world.

[Kazekirimaru]

I feel like I fail that first test.

Kaze failed like all four in his epic debut and he recovered so don't worry too much.

Where is my trade thread you self-important jerkface

[rezombad]

So I heard this is a magical card website:

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I think this is an up to date list

Commander
1 Blind Seer

Creatures
1 Tidal Visionary
1 Sage of Epityr
2 Invisible Stalker
2 Tidebinder Mage
2 Coast Watcher
2 Lighthouse Chronologist
2 Sea Sprite
3 Scuttlemutt
3 Grand Architect
3 Drift of Phantasms
3 Thassa, God of the Sea
4 Narwhal
4 Homarid Shaman
4 Llawan, Cephalid Empress
5 Empress Galina
6 King Crab
6 Consecrated Sphinx
7 Palinchron

Countering
3 Spell Crumple
3 Douse
3 Hinder
4 Invoke Prejudice

Counter/Destroy
1 Hydroblast
1 Blue Elemental Blast

Destroy
1 Flash Flood

Change Color
1 Cerulean Wisps
1 Sleight of Mind
2 Sway of Illusion
2 Alter Reality
3 Shifting Sky

Change Color or Land Type
1 Whim of Volrath
1 Mind Bend
2 Shimmering Mirage
2 Spectral Shift

Mana
32 Island
0 Academy Ruins
0 Seat of the Synod
0 Darksteel Citadel
1 Sol Ring
1 High
Tide
1 Expedition Map
1 Mana Vault
5 Gilded Lotus
6 Caged Sun

Evasion Granting
2 Swiftfoot Boots
3 Sword of Fire and Ice
3 Sword of Feast and Famine
3 Sword of Light and Shadow
3 Sword of War and Peace

Bounce/LD
3 Hibernation
4 Acid Rain
4 Wash Out
4 Etherwell
4 Shimmer
6 Inundate

Tutoring
1 Mystical Tutor
2 Reshape
2 Transmute Artifact
5 Tezzeret the Seeker

Other
1 Ponder
1 Training Grounds
2 Hurkyl's Recall
3 Vedalken Shackles
3 Blue Sun's Zenith
4 Fact or Fiction
5 Tidings
6 Mindslaver
7 Akroma's Memorial