Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:11 am
I've been waiting for Scrumper to post all day. It's almost as bad as waiting for a Watchdog report.
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Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:11 am
Bearda Necka Kappa
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:12 am
RedScrumper, Corruption Report, Thready Pooper, and Darcy Dossier all fulfill very important niches on this site.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:12 am
and the Dragon.RedScrumper, Corruption Report, Thready Pooper, and Darcy Dossier all fulfill very important niches on this site.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:12 am
Yeah, this thread delivers.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:13 am
Sadly, some people make crappy one post parody accounts that just sit and gather dust....
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Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:13 am
An effective parody account posts like once a month whenever people are expecting it least.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:14 am
Just won an 8-4 with first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a BW deck with Elspeth, Triad and Whip
On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants
On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:15 am
I expected some biting wit and I get this shit.Just won an 8-4 with first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a BW deck with Elspeth, Triad and Whip
On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:15 am
You got to wait for the perfect moment.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:15 am
the moral of the story is don't pass Abhorrent Overlord
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:15 am
i gave you wit in the prior postI expected some biting wit and I get this shit.Just won an 8-4 with first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a BW deck with Elspeth, Triad and Whip
On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:15 am
K8 has time to play magic??
The actual fuck.
The actual fuck.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:16 am
You should be ashamed, Madding. You should stick to your parody accounts like Thready Pooper and RedScrumper.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:16 am
this was pretty goodBearda Necka Kappa
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:17 am
He posts to let us know about his legendary X-1 / X-2 MTGO exploits.K8 has time to play magic??
The actual fuck.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:17 am
Casting Overlord is like the scene in Evangelion where they put all of Japan's power into the Eva and the one shot doesn't work. Seven manas is all the worlds mana in limited, so I suspect it's everything else doing the work.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:18 am
Attempted to cross-reference IP, got nothing.You should be ashamed, Madding. You should stick to your parody accounts like Thready Pooper and RedScrumper.
Still think it's Spam.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:18 am
And how he drafts "unbeatable" decks.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:20 am
Meh K8s one of the few people ill take criticism from. He doesn't buy into the pro player cult of personality BS. I wasnt aware that Todd Anderson was something to aspire to and if probably euthanise the child who said so.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:21 am
Todd Anderson is the worst person in the mtg community. His article about his wife is worse than all the FOS posts complaining about women combined and then multiplied by ten.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:21 am
I know like 2 pro players.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:21 am
it's not all the mana in the world in theros limitedCasting Overlord is like the scene in Evangelion where they put all of Japan's power into the Eva and the one shot doesn't work. Seven manas is all the worlds mana in limited, so I suspect it's everything else doing the work.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:23 am
At least the FOS exploits have kind of a podunk Maury Show charm but Anderson's article was about psychologically pressuring your wife into submission until she gives in and lets you live as a manchild forever.Todd Anderson is the worst person in the mtg community. His article about his wife is worse than all the FOS posts complaining about women combined and then multiplied by ten.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:24 am
Yeah? I've found it to be pretty dead, but would it surprise you I'm mostly drafting RW or RB aggro decks...
RE: Anderson. Yup. Whats almost as bad is that he's exceedingly mediocre at magic. Way to throw away two lives for the spoils of...well...nothing.
Ill acknowledge the DTR gender rants are usually too much for me so I just bow out and come back in 20 mins when we're back to talking about each others dicks. Much better.
RE: Anderson. Yup. Whats almost as bad is that he's exceedingly mediocre at magic. Way to throw away two lives for the spoils of...well...nothing.
Ill acknowledge the DTR gender rants are usually too much for me so I just bow out and come back in 20 mins when we're back to talking about each others dicks. Much better.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:24 am
How I'm divorced and not that guy is beyond me.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:26 am
I enjoy not having women problems. Makes life pretty easy.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:27 am
Sensitivity to social issues? Check (aka the Kijin test)Ill acknowledge the DTR gender rants are usually too much for me so I just bow out and come back in 20 mins when we're back to talking about each others dicks. Much better.
Not rattled by strong snark? Check (aka the Madding test)
Can spam without making awkward or terrible posts? Check (aka the Spam / G_R test)
Now all you need to do is swear life-long vengeance against MTGS and you'll pass the Scumbag test, which will catapult you into instant "New Blatherer of the Year" contention.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:28 am
Kony 2012
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:28 am
I feel like I fail that first test.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:29 am
todd andersons chubbiness is an affront to me
just become morbidly obese, you chubby bloat of a manboy
just become morbidly obese, you chubby bloat of a manboy
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:30 am
Kaze failed like all four in his epic debut and he recovered so don't worry too much.I feel like I fail that first test.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:30 am
ugh, he can't commit to being fat either?todd andersons chubbiness is an affront to me
just become morbidly obese, you chubby bloat of a manboy
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:31 am
Kaze hides his neckbeard with a scarf.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:32 am
Oh, I'm not worried. And I will continue to make no effort toward 'improving', because it's not a flaw.Kaze failed like all four in his epic debut and he recovered so don't worry too much.I feel like I fail that first test.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:32 am
once more to the finals dear garyJust won an 8-4 with first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a BW deck with Elspeth, Triad and Whip
On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:33 am
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:33 am
Thanks for making me laugh like a dickhead in public K8.
My feelings towards mtgs are too mixed:
- most of the mods are ok, but I've had good interactions with sene and Galspanic, both if whom I know have screwed over most of the people here;
- for whatever reason I like trying to help the forum members, but if be lying if it isn't like trying to stop the titanic sinking by bailing water with a shoe; and
- I can't stand their unstated preference for quantity over quality. "Everyone is equal" is bullshit. You start that way, then you make your own way in the world.
My feelings towards mtgs are too mixed:
- most of the mods are ok, but I've had good interactions with sene and Galspanic, both if whom I know have screwed over most of the people here;
- for whatever reason I like trying to help the forum members, but if be lying if it isn't like trying to stop the titanic sinking by bailing water with a shoe; and
- I can't stand their unstated preference for quantity over quality. "Everyone is equal" is bullshit. You start that way, then you make your own way in the world.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:33 am
Where is my trade thread you self-important jerkfaceKaze failed like all four in his epic debut and he recovered so don't worry too much.I feel like I fail that first test.
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:35 am
So I heard this is a magical card website: