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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:10 pm
by Kaitscralt
I made my math teacher cry in 8th grade

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:12 pm
by Kaitscralt
This has been your daily segment of To Make a Kait

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:14 pm
by DroppinSuga
I made my math teacher cry in 8th grade
Did we go to the same school?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:17 pm
by Pendulum
I made my math teacher cry in 8th grade
Temptation to snark rising....

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:20 pm
by DroppinSuga
Temptation to fart rising....

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:26 pm
by Kaitscralt
Snark on

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:27 pm
by Kaitscralt
I will show you no mercy

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:28 pm
by Pendulum
I will show you no mercy
It's not mercy I'm afraid you'll show me.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:30 pm
by iamabadman
Temptation to fart rising....

stop trying so hard.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:32 pm
by Blackhound
Define "flare" example ?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:36 pm
by DroppinSuga
Temptation to fart rising....

stop trying so hard.
Make me.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:36 pm
by Checkbox
Temptation to fart rising....

stop trying so hard.
yeah, there's only room for one tryhard in these parts

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:36 pm
by Checkbox
Temptation to fart rising....

stop trying so hard.
Make me.
oh god, just stop

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:37 pm
by Kaitscralt
I will show you no mercy
It's not mercy I'm afraid you'll show me.
Mercy is the name of my avatar

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:39 pm
by DroppinSuga
*lowers head in shame*

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:43 pm
by Iso
hey.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:46 pm
by Pendulum
Define "flare" example ?
Actual flare, like stuff that would show off the curves she does have by sticking out a little: a pleated miniskirt to show off those long (and exceptionally creamy) thighs, a waist-length jacket maybe to accentuate the curve of her lower back, even like a belt to give the eye a resting point.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:48 pm
by Pendulum
I will show you no mercy
It's not mercy I'm afraid you'll show me.
Mercy is the name of my avatar
I thought it was Olga. :confused:

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:12 pm
by Blackhound
Define "flare" example ?
Actual flare, like stuff that would show off the curves she does have by sticking out a little: a pleated miniskirt to show off those long (and exceptionally creamy) thighs, a waist-length jacket maybe to accentuate the curve of her lower back, even like a belt to give the eye a resting point.
I see.

Who cares I still want inside.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:18 pm
by Kaitscralt
Olga would never be her name

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:18 pm
by Kaitscralt
Never!

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:23 pm
by Pendulum
Define "flare" example ?
Actual flare, like stuff that would show off the curves she does have by sticking out a little: a pleated miniskirt to show off those long (and exceptionally creamy) thighs, a waist-length jacket maybe to accentuate the curve of her lower back, even like a belt to give the eye a resting point.
I see.

Who cares I still want inside.
Remember, unlike the Tardis, the
available space inside of Karen Gillan is smaller than the exterior space.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:25 pm
by Pendulum
*that moment when you realize Daleks are ribbed for her pleasure

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:28 pm
by Kaitscralt

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:28 pm
by Blackhound
Prey tell how you would stick a dalek in her ?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:37 pm
by Pendulum

A man is late for work, and is speeding early in the morning. Too late, he sees the police cruiser up on the overpass, radar gun in hand, and groans as he gets pulled over. As the woman cop walks up, the man starts right in, telling the officer how he was only speeding because he was late for work.
"Alright, I'll bite," says the cop. "What do you do for work?"
"Well, I'm a cunt stretcher," the man replies.
"Huh? I don't get it," responds the cop quizzically.
"Oh, it's real simple," the man says. "You start out with one finger, then after a while you can get a second one in there, until finally you can work both hands in there and you just tease it farther and farther apart until you end up with a six-foot cunt."
Aghast, the cop says "Well what in the holy hell do you do with a six-foot tall cunt?"
Without
missing a beat the man replies "Well we put her up on the overpass with a radar gun."

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:54 pm
by Pendulum
I mean really though is it my job to tell you how to get a dalek inside of her? I'm not the one who's fixated.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:07 pm
by DroppinSuga
So am I allowed to post or is this trying too hard?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:10 pm
by Pendulum
Wow, you guys cowed DroppinSuga quick.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:12 pm
by DroppinSuga
*sadface*

Story of my life, man.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:12 pm
by Pendulum
Post whatever you want, DS. It'd be nice if it had some substance, but it's not a requirement.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:13 pm
by Pendulum
Tell us a bit about yourself, maybe.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:15 pm
by DroppinSuga
I'm married with a child.
I'm trying to build a BWR Control deck, but I'm failing.
I mostly play RW aggro.
I like Shepards pie.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:17 pm
by Checkbox
You are married with a child and have that fucking avatar?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:18 pm
by Checkbox
On a scale from Madding to Kpaca, how black are you?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:22 pm
by Bhikku
lol

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:29 pm
by Kaitscralt
So am I allowed to post or is this trying too hard?
Never go full Checkbox

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:29 pm
by Kaitscralt
Wow, you guys cowed DroppinSuga quick.
All it took was one Baguy post

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:36 pm
by Kaitscralt
DroppinSuga has already ascended Checkbox in DTR hierarchy

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:50 pm
by Second Harkius
DroppinSuga has already ascended Checkbox in DTR hierarchy
yea, but checkbox did make a valiant (albeit losing) effort to try and assert dominance over him