Dies to Removal

So... A deer just hit my car.

I mean that literally. I did not hit this deer. The bastard ran at a dead sprint (which is a term trashy is appropriate on no less than two levels now) into the side of my car. My rear driver's side door has a Bambi shaped concave and a tuft of fur stick in the handle.

A deer drowned in my neighbor's pool last week. Looks like they're getting suicidal.

Are you alright?

Why can't I hold all these flavas?

So... A deer just hit my car.

I mean that literally. I did not hit this deer. The bastard ran at a dead sprint (which is a term trashy is appropriate on no less than two levels now) into the side of my car. My rear driver's side door has a Bambi shaped concave and a tuft of fur stick in the handle.

Saw this before on the highway. Buck charged a pickup truck travelling at the speed limit. Fucker lowered its head and slammed into the side of the truck, then got up and trotted off.

Deer are fucking stupid.

Dumbest. Fucking. Animals. Ever.

Pretty much exist solely to be eaten.

Yeah, Kaze, I'm fine. I appreciate you asking. No one got hurt.

Except Bambi.

Fuck mothering deer.

deer are sacred around here

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I think Kait is trying give us all seizures

Deer god.

and for that I salute him, because we all could use a seizure

it weeds out the weak and feeble.

Dumbest. Fucking. Animals. Ever.

Pretty much exist solely to be eaten.

FALSE!!!

Sheep are dumber yet, seriously, I grew up a farmboy, this is a fact I have learned the hard way. Sheep farmers have to take into account for a few of them trampling each other to death even in large enclosures with a relatively small herd. There's a reason conspiracy theorists use the term "sheeple". Sadly mutton is not as good as venison (though lamb gets close, though that could be due in part to how much I love mediteranean food).

Animal Husbandry'd

Deers are sacred around deer.

The new threaten turns me on.

It's not often to get 6 lands in a red, but yeah, it's nice to have options.

Looking at those other fonts, I expected to see Seal of Fire returning. A little disappointed.

I don't always get to 6 mana, but when I do, I win the game.

Stay burning, my friends.

Dumbest. Fucking. Animals. Ever.

Pretty much exist solely to be eaten.

FALSE!!!

Sheep are dumber yet, seriously, I grew up a farmboy, this is a fact I have learned the hard way. Sheep farmers have to take into account for a few of them trampling each other to death even in large enclosures with a relatively small herd. There's a reason conspiracy theorists use the term "sheeple". Sadly mutton is not as good as venison (though lamb gets close, though that could be due in part to how much I love mediteranean food).

Animal Husbandry'd

So true.
At our county stock show, we kept having the retards die at the show or after from a strange sickness. It turns out the were licking the copper water pipes near their pens and died of copper poisoning.

I never raised them, but raised Cattle that became Steers. My only stupid story was of my first steer, Lighting. He was a white charlie. Sadly, I did not have the budget to get him a friend (second Steer). He was lonely and his friend became my Border Collie Dog, Tex. When He got big, I noticed my neighbor was giving me the Finger when I took my steer for walks to practice showmanship. WTF? We are good friends? While I was in class, she would work with her cutting horses. My Steer
would ran after them along the border fence and MOOO at them like a dog. Her horses were terrified of Lightning. Folks riding horse by my place would panic as a white ball of fury would charge them Mooing for all his worth. When I am home, he was a perfect gentleman. I was told about a month before the Stock shows. Had no idea he was a hell raiser, and I was thrilled with that. I hate cutting horse people. Smug bastards. Only thing worse are reining folks. English riders (We call them fruit riders, try an english saddle as it feels like riding a banana) fall into a different category of stupid for me.
He actually ruined 4 $50,000 Cutting horses as they were now terrified of cattle. Thus I discovered my steer was getting the middle finger, not me.

Deer are really stupid and very close to being a disaster. Why?
n1. Axis deer are pushing White tail and others out of their territories. Axis eat grass, forbs, and brows. Deer only eat Brows and Forbs.
2. Spike bucks are genetic defect. Technically they are retards. They always win the breeding rights as i spear beats a basket every time. By the way, if there are spike bucks; there are spike does. The genetic defect is being strongly pushed without notice.
3. With the shortage of food, deer are being forced to eat in unsafe areas. Examples are drainage ditches or stag net water ponds. When flooding occurs after strong droughts. Protein prion diseases strongly affect them causing the deer to make very poor choices or appear rot have seizures or unable to walk properly. It is rare, but the disease can take a week or a year or more to affect them.
4. White tail deer are not designed to live in large herds. During indian times, there were no trees like there are now in Texas and the west. Trees were in narrows or near water only as the Indians set the prairie on fire
every year to raise buffalo grass for the buffalo. Fire puts nitrogen in the soil that cause vegetation to grow very strongly. Most deer herds during that time very small. A group six was big, not 38 or more I see now.
5. Why are axis and white tail deer dumb? No predators beside chrome poisoning. In india axis are extremely difficult to hunt, but here, something was lost in translation. No tigers. Most Mountain lions here eat house pets, but a few use fences to hunt Deer. How? They sit in a tree were the deer walk past. The lion jumps out of tree to scare the deer. The deer go wild and run into the fence, and the lion ounces effortless onto a perfectly downed animal. Other options for the lion is road or fence shopping. Road kill is easy to explain. Fence shopping is hilarious. Have you ever noticed the top of a fence that has 2 stretched wires is bent out of shape? White tail and especially axis (they run and jump differently) can get caught in the 2 wires if they jump to low and get a leg caught in the
2 wires creating a twist. It becomes a snare of sorts. Over the past 3 years, I have cut out over 2 dozen that I know of or seen. I have found blood and pieces before I got there, thus mister lion got there before I did. The horses also like they have seen a ghost. Thus the deer are so dumb cause they have NO real fear besides stupidity.

I used to work for Texas Parks and Wildlife.

When he declares a burn spell, all players whether or not in his match grab their life counters in anticipation of having his attention.

Sheep are dumber yet, seriously, I grew up a farmboy, this is a fact I have learned the hard way.

... and so did the sheep.

Font of lifegain. White its only virtue in this game is "I can twartz red!".

I'm actually considering blue Font for Pristaxcontrombmodruu.

I prefer Comic Sans MS when I'm playing EDH

Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

I do what I can!

I prefer Comic Sans MS when I'm playing EDH

I'm a fan of Wingdings myself.

Speaking of EDH, I was able to get in my first game of paper Magic in over a month yesterday with my Savra deck. Played three way for a couple of games and went off on game two with the good ol' Mikaeus, the Unhallowed + [card]Ashnod's Altar[/card] + Woodfall Primus combo. This was after I had declared to them that I don't usually search for the combo, but when one of my opponents casts Wheel of Fortune to draw me into the final piece, what's a man gonna do?

Okay, yeah, sheep and cows are dumb as fuck too.

Actually, we can extend the blanket statement to encompass pretty much all herd forming grazers.

but enough about the Sally mods

+1

Haha, zing!

Even among red mages, that's an impressive burn.

Anyone here on linked in?

Anyone care to look over some of my brews in anticipation of JOU? I just created a thread to collect my ideas as I come across them. So far I have BR Aggro, UB Control, and a block constructed RDW list with an enchantment theme.

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Bangarang Ham!

Points to Doc for the assist

Any time.