Dies to Removal

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:48 pm**

Happy Birthred Daythirst... I mean, Thirstbirth Redday... I mean... DAMNIT DARTH!

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:06 pm**

Happy Birthday, Red Leader!!

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:16 pm**

Happy birthday, Redthirst!

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:37 pm**

Someone local is selling a playset of lightly played revised Plateau for $170. Should I offer to buy them at $160? This would be almost purely an investment as I have no Legacy deck at the moment and would most likely not play RW.

Best price I can find for it online is on TCGPlayer.com for $48.

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:45 pm**

Dual land prices will continue to trend upward until either WotC makes more of them or the Legacy format crashes. It is probably a safe buy at $40 each. Plateaus are among the cheapest of the duals because of how little they see play so they will rise more slowly.

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:37 pm**

So looking at Mr. Fayden's ultimate, I am disappoint. It seems really good, until you realize 90+% of the spells you are likely to run in constructed that can target opponent's creatures will obviate his emblem. That being said the first 2 abilities are good enough on their own.

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:47 pm**

I wasn't huge on Dack until I realized just how good his -2 is in a format full of Stoneforge Mystic decks.

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:49 pm**

Val sees the potential!

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:50 pm**

Dual land prices will continue to trend upward until either WotC makes more of them or the Legacy format crashes. It is probably a safe buy at $40 each. Plateaus are among the cheapest of the duals because of how little they see play so they will rise more slowly.

I'm actually wondering if a RW hate bears list with Vial would be viable now that Eidolon of the Great Revel is a card. I may offer $150 and see where it gets me.

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:51 pm**

Val sees the potential!

Hell yeah. I cast Dack, -2 targetting Batterskull? Umad?

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:54 pm**

It will be quite embarrassing getting attacked by the 0/0 germ token that "your" Batterskull is equipped to, but other than that...

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:58 pm**

Just block it down and reequip next turn. No problem!

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:59 pm**

Lulz, all those 26 land Legacy decks curving out to 5

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:11 am**

I wasn't huge on Dack until I realized just how good his -2 is in a format full of Stoneforge Mystic decks.

I agree on that front, he's really good, it's just that his ultimate is either useless or requires contorting your spell choices in ways that seem stupid considering how rarely most 'walkers ultimate. If you find yourself building around a planeswalker's ultimate, you should probably just buy a t-shirt that says "Budgcaj" in Comic Sans.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:11 am**

I'd wear that shirt!

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:31 am**

Happy Redthrist, birthday.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:16 am**

Lulz, all those 26 land Legacy decks curving out to 5

10% of the time I hit 5 land on t5 in my 18 land deck every time.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:17 am**

It worked for that 20 land 4 Hellrider player

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:22 am**

If you find yourself building around a planeswalker's ultimate, you should probably just buy a t-shirt that says "Budgcaj" in Comic Sans.

Control decks with Mindsculptor say

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:47 am**

My sister just got the gift I sent her for her birthday. She loves it. It's Cards Against Humanity.

I am an awesome brother.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:51 am**

Now all I want is a shirt that says "RDW" in 96 pt Comic Sans MS.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:03 am**

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! I wish I could post more but I'm currently at the State Corrections Academy where we have no personal Internet and phones are contraband... so I'll be lucky to get in a post or two a day for a while.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:20 am**

Well that's a huge buzzkill.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:23 am**

Are you a guard, or did you get a sentencing in your Easter basket?

Edit: Never mind, I see the word "academy".

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:29 am**

My sister just got the gift I sent her for her birthday. She loves it. It's Cards Against Humanity.

I am an awesome brother.

That game is the best. My friend has it, along with three expansion sets and all of the blank cards filled up with inside jokes.

I'm 5-0.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:32 am**

So I was trying to clear up my favorites on Chrome the other day, and stumbled upon this relic, just in time for Thirstday:

I couldn't bring myself to delete it.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:13 am**

I started using facebook again today

the extention is moarcowbell for anyone who wants to be facebroz

liek omg

broze

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:48 am**

http://cardboard-crack.com/post/8358277 ... -advantage yay for red mages and virtual card advantage!

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:21 am**

I started using facebook again today

the extention is moarcowbell for anyone who wants to be facebroz

liek omg

broze

Thats it, your getting a vasectomy

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:19 am**

That's it.

You're retaking gradeschool English.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:06 pm**

So, I'm in this meeting yesterday. There's a few guys in the conference room with me and there were a few guys from our other location on the phone. The meeting is all about torque values. Basically, some of our drawings called out two different torque values. One was correct, the other... not so much. But that was only half the problem, because it seems like our vendor was only randomly torquing things down properly, regardless of whether we had one good value or two values for them to use.

What that means is we have to check a few hundred screws across thirty seven cabinets to see if they're torqued properly. When my tech lead realizes how much work this will be and how much it could delay the schedule, he exclaims "Jesus Christ" over the phone.

"
No, I'm pretty sure they used nails on him." I replied without thinking. "There were no torque values on the cross."

Our conference room phone was put on mute because two of the guys couldn't stop laughing.

> type long pat-self-on-back story that ends with you having some kind of punchline

> get no responses because it's tldr / not funny

here, have some attention

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:17 pm**

Isn't Madding just the best?

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:17 pm**

Sometimes lol <3

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:17 pm**

That's it.

You're retaking gradeschool English.

Let's jump in the way-back machine!

I started using facebook again today

the extention is moarcowbell for anyone who wants to be facebroz

liek omg

broze

the extention is moarcowbell for anyone who wants to be facebroz

extention

mfw

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:05 pm**

I liked the torques joke, specially because I've been torquing a lot lately with some badass dynamometric keys

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:22 pm**

Kait's just mad because he doesn't know the right hand rule

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:42 pm**

Kait's just mad because he doesn't know the right hand rule

Sounds like a rule from the Ham Challenge.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:06 pm**

Perhaps it's time to restart the ham challenge... but can I break my porn addiction?

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:23 pm**

I liked the torques joke, specially because I've been torquing a lot lately with some badass dynamometric keys

see my GRR comment about your

having no effect because it's never not happened

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:31 pm**

Dies to Removal

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