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Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:48 pm**

Not never.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:50 pm**

You aint never not do dat.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:53 pm**

Po lil Tink Tink.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:16 pm**

Po lil Tink Tink.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:32 pm**

mfw

Kay, kay. You win the internet.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:36 pm**

mfw
Kay, kay. You win the internet.

take it back!

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:44 pm**

ALL THE INTERNET

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:49 pm**

I liked the torques joke, specially because I've been torquing a lot lately with some badass dynamometric keys
see my GRR comment about your having no effect because it's never not happened

see my comment here about "arguing that your misanthropy routine is not always funny =/=

" for future reference.

Also you you should boot
mavericks ass about the frontpage if we want to get anything at all done.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:02 pm**

Po lil Tink Tink.

Tink tink tink tink!

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:10 pm**

Po lil Tink Tink.

Tink tink tink tink!

That's one of the funnier bits in Katt William's stand up routine. I think his most hilarious is when he's talking about the tigers in the zoo.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:16 pm**

If you find yourself building around a planeswalker's ultimate, you should probably just buy a t-shirt that says "Budgcaj" in Comic Sans.
Control decks with Mindsculptor say

Mindsculptor decks just need something after they have the game under control. Jace is in the deck on the merits of his first 3 abilities, the ultimate is just icing in it's ability to finish it.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:29 pm**

Po lil Tink Tink.

Tink tink tink tink!
That's one of the funnier bits in Katt William's
stand up routine. I think his most hilarious is when he's talking about the tigers in the zoo.

"Got the tiger so fucked up, he's not even sure he's a predator no more."

"Am I really a tiger? Or am I just a viscous as koala bear?"

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:00 pm**

Just thought I'd give a public shout out to Val for his posts in all 3 Burn threads (Standard, Modern, and Legacy) being very top quality.

Strong redbro is strong.

edit: K, the Modern thread isn't Burn, it's RDW. Big difference, my bad.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:11 pm**

What's the difference between Burn and RDW again?

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:14 pm**

RDW is creature based, burn is spell based

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:31 pm**

Just thought I'd give a public shout out to Val for his posts in all 3 Burn threads (Standard, Modern, and Legacy) being very top quality.

Strong redbro is strong.

edit: K, the Modern thread isn't Burn, it's RDW. Big difference, my bad.

Why thank you sir. I may not have played a single game of Legacy in my life (the scene within an 60 mile radius of me is literally dead), but I try to keep up with the Joneses. I have to be prepared on the off chance that I get to travel to an SCG Open for a weekend!

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:40 pm**

RDW is creature based, burn is spell based

To expand on this...

RDW wishes to create a quick and oppressive board presence using (typically) undercosted creatures while using a little bit of burn to clear a path for the creature onlsaught, and later as reach to finish off your dying opponent.

Burn plays almost like a combo/tempo deck that aims to win by turn 3-5 in the big boy formats (Modern and Legacy). It plays little to no creatures, which turn your opponent's creature kill cards into dead cards in hand, and the majority of the deck's spells are simply Burn, which are slung at your opponent's face.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:00 pm**

Po lil Tink Tink.

Tink tink tink tink!
That's one of the funnier bits in Katt William's stand up routine. I think his most hilarious is when he's talking about the tigers in the zoo.
"Got the tiger so fucked up, he's not even sure he's a predator no more."

"Am I really a tiger? Or am I just a viscous as koala bear?"

"It'll be 4-5 real tigers in a fake ass habitat. What the fuck you think them tigers talk about every god damned day? Nothing, but what the fuck they would do if a motherfucker was to ever, EVER, EVER climb their goddam foot over the goddam gate."

"I wish a motherfucker WOULD climb in this goddam cage."

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:05 pm**

What's the difference between Burn and RDW again?

One requires more wrist action.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:09 pm**

What's the difference between Burn and RDW again?
One requires more wrist action.

Yet another thinly veiled Ham Challenge reference.

We're 2 for 2 today.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:09 pm**

What's the difference between Burn and RDW again?
One requires more wrist action.

True story.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:14 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:29 pm**

Kaze is gay

/thread

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:40 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:40 pm**

Kaze is gay

/thread

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:46 pm**

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 38 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I
learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:46 pm**

Kaze is gay

/thread
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think
again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

tl;dr

Confirmation that Kaze is gay.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 38 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top
sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your
entire life.

Also confirmation that Kaze is gay.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:23 pm**

Enlighten us, oh enlightened one. Do tell us what good comedy is.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:23 pm**

For us peasants remain ignorant in the ways of laughter since George Carlin departed this Earth.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:34 pm**

Agreed, good posts lately Val.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:19 am**

At first I was like, "Cardboard Crack? I don't think these guys don't know what good comedy is at all." Now that you're quoting Katt Williams, however, I'm sure of it.

I've also seen The Exorcist ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:22 am**

You holding out on me Kaze? We could not make beautiful babies together.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:36 am**

You holding out on me Kaze? We could not make beautiful babies together.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:36 am**

I think I'll do the Color Run this Summer.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:50 am**

racist

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:21 am**

You holding out on me Kaze? We could not make beautiful babies together.

Oh plz. Gurl, who would want you with that ugly weave?

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:28 am**

You holding out on me Kaze? We could not make beautiful babies together.

Oh plz. Gurl, who would want you with that ugly weave?

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:04 am**

Free advice. Aggressively trade for Prophetic Flamespeaker.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:07 am**

Free advice. Aggressively trade for Prophetic Flamespeaker.

Heard that loud and clear, I was already going to go all in on it, but it's really nice to have someone who knows something to reinforce the point.

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:16 am**

Free advice. Aggressively trade for Eidolon of the Great Revel.

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