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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:12 am
by rezombad
My local neighborhood gas station is less than a block away. I'll do what I want.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:32 am
by Manders
And I'll decide you are the most retarded person on this website and feel as passionately against you as I do Kanye.
It's a free country, after all.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:43 am
by rezombad
I don't know if I should be grouped with kanye. My life isn't that dope, and I don't do that much dope shit.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:53 am
by rianalnn
If you drink and drive youre a great card analyst.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:53 am
by rianalnn
Additionally there is a friend I had a falling out with 6 months ago. He apparently broke up with his gf 3 days ago. I know this because I fucked on someone's couch at 4am last night.
I'm only posting I. Time between matches. Eat a dick
Youre a great card analyst.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:54 am
by rianalnn
Oh i forgot about the filter neutering me calling you a fucking retard.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:55 am
by rianalnn
My local neighborhood gas station is less than a block away. I'll do what I want.
Walk you fucking glorified ball sac.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:55 am
by rianalnn
I hope you go drink and drive, and spontaneously combust on your way out the door.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:56 am
by rianalnn
I have lost all respect for you.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:13 am
by rianalnn
And if you ever tell me to eat a dick again you drunk driving omastar faced fuck, i will shove a 5layer burrito down your throat, and fucking donkey punch the shit out of you while I fuck you in your ass and use the burrito wrapper as a effing condom.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:14 am
by rianalnn
Tl;dr why would you post about driving drunk on an internet forum. Haha hehe.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:17 am
by rezombad
I have lost all respect for you.
This implies that there was respect at one time
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:19 am
by rezombad
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:19 am
by rezombad
Also, eat a bag of dicks
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:22 am
by rezombad
I was drunk from 8pm yesterday until 630 pm today and somehow I didn't need to post about it in an attempt to act cool. Weird.
Yeah I remember my first beer
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:28 am
by rianalnn
I have lost all respect for you.
This implies that there was respect at one time
I am not japing you when i say you are a piece of human trash.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:28 am
by rianalnn
I was drunk from 8pm yesterday until 630 pm today and somehow I didn't need to post about it in an attempt to act cool. Weird.
Yeah I remember my first beer
Are you retarded or just uneducated?
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:29 am
by rezombad
Is there any lesson sports can't teach?
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:30 am
by rianalnn
Are you so butt hurt about being called out on being crap that you are trying to lampoon my posts from way earlier in regards to you sucking?
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:30 am
by rianalnn
Are you about to go full randall?
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:31 am
by rianalnn
Like seriously, grow up.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:31 am
by rianalnn
I just said all kinds of ridiculously childish things, yet by not bragging about being a drunk driver I am still leaps and bounds ahead of you.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:31 am
by rezombad
I stand by my actions.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:32 am
by rianalnn
#rezombadbrags
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:32 am
by rianalnn
I love to go get drunk with my pregnant girlfriend!
#rezmobadbrags
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:33 am
by rianalnn
I like to do cocaine before I fly airplanes!
#rezombadbrags
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:33 am
by rianalnn
I stand by my actions.
Please dont reproduce, please do fall asleep with something frying on the stove.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:34 am
by rezombad
I like to do cocaine before I fly airplanes!
#rezombadbrags

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:35 am
by rianalnn
It sure is fun to have unprotected sex while I have AIDS and not tell anyone!
#rezombadbrags.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:36 am
by rezombad
Oh man, I do enjoy your avatar, I had not seen it until I switched to non-mobile to thank for the post
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:16 am
by Manders
We need a trash smilie. Just for this guy.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:19 am
by Manders
Like, did you seriously think we would think it's funny to put people's lives at risk? To drive less than a block, no less?!
Seriously, I walked more than that today just around my house, you fucking douche. And I'm fat!
You fucking douche.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:09 pm
by Blackhound
I like being old enougto buy my own alcohol and also have learned the lessons associated with excessive drinking. Allowing me to keep a good level of drunkenness for a double digit number of hours
Also, dominating some mvc3 with amatersu, shuma gorath and iron fist.
Bitches don't know what hit em
Ironfist is shit.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:31 pm
by Blackhound
Is that the team order as well ? If so that is shit.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:14 pm
by Kaitscralt
Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!

Noooooooooooooo
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:15 pm
by Kaitscralt
shouldn't the hashtag be rezombrags
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:02 pm
by Checkbox
Youre both so cool and your posts are awesome.
Don't get sentimental on me now
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:06 pm
by Checkbox
Haha wow even I can't analyze cards that well
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:14 pm
by rezombad
I like being old enougto buy my own alcohol and also have learned the lessons associated with excessive drinking. Allowing me to keep a good level of drunkenness for a double digit number of hours
Also, dominating some mvc3 with amatersu, shuma gorath and iron fist.
Bitches don't know what hit em
Ironfist is shit.
So is dog for the most part. I just wanted to use some characters out of my comfort zone that played differently.
What other fighting games do you play?
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:19 pm
by rianalnn
He plays one where he gets behind the wheel of a car after drinking and hopes he doesnt kill any children.