Dies to Removal

The best thing about going crazy is there are now people who I can tell all my secrets to, and they can't tell anyone because they only live in my head.

Wait. Who jumped ship? And why?

They were saying redthirst and zem have been posting very little lately.

#CFBlife

I see. In other news... weed's a helluva thang! Amirite?

I see. In other news... weed's a helluva thang! Amirite?

Yeah it is, wish I had some spare money for it.

Alright, got the stupid 4096 tile and a score of 51056. I'm done with this maddening game.

I think you're the only one still on that jazz.

Correction: I was the only one on that jazz.

I am now off of it.

Good friends can go extended periods of time without talking and remain good friends. They'll be back when life calms down.

#fedoralife

Zem has moved on to the big leagues. His time here in the minors will be remembered fondly. Let us hope that he does not forget where he came from and that he'll remember the mouth breathers that helped (not really) him a long the way.

RIP FoS Zem

LONG LIVE CFB ZEM!

Meet the new Z, same as the old Z

We won't get fooled again.

Correction: I was the only one on that jazz.

I am now off of it.

"The down side of coming off 4096 was that I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful: they reminded me so much of myself I could hardly bear to look at them. Take Dechs, for instance, he came off 4096 at the same time as me, not because he wanted too, you understand, but just to annoy me, just to show me how easily he could do it, thereby downgrading my own struggle. Sneaky fucker, don't you think? And when all I wanted to do was lie along and feel sorry for myself, he insisted on telling me once again about his unifying theory of life."






...is how Trainspotting would have gone if
they'd all been gamers instead of heroin addicts.

That just made my day.

I uninstalled 2048 with extreme prejudice after getting the score I posted a few weeks ago. Currently searching for a new mind-numbing addiction.

66000, still going strong...

No.

No, I will not start again.

No. I will not be tempted to try to beat that absurd score.

NO. FUCK. DAMNIT.

It's not too hard to get to 4096 once you realise that every row can be used in the same way as your base row. I've done it a dozen times. I keep telling myself that once I get to 8192 that I'll quit. Sometimes I wonder if I really will. Then I stop thinking altogether and restart the game.

I just lost the game

I uninstalled 2048 with extreme prejudice after getting the score I posted a few weeks ago. Currently searching for a new mind-numbing addiction.

I hear cocaine is pretty sweet. Just ask Khaos.

Candy makes you dandy!

Any benzodiazipam will numb you brain real good.

So it turns out that "semi charmed kind of life" (Third eye blind) is about crystal meth, "slide" (goo goo dolls) is about abortion, and "tutti frutti" (little Richard) is about gay anal sex. The first two are very explicit about it if you check them on you tube with lyrics. Mind=blown.

I think I'm going to troll my family by saying that I've found my faith again, just that now it's in the one true god, Allah. Fake a total conversion to Islam.

There's nothing they can do to disprove my "faith" that doesn't also apply to their own.

Yup.

Brick by Ben Folds Five is about abortion too.

Candy makes you dandy!

You know what I want, bitch! I wanna talk ta Samson!



What's up, fuckers? It's been a pretty chaotic week or so for me. My truck bit the dust coming from back from a gig, just in time for a nightmarish week at work. I'm currently rounding up a fat stack of cards to sell off in order to raise some funds to buy another vehicle. I'm not quitting Magic, but it's a huge blow to my collection.

Also, I'm 10 days on the ham challenge. I feel lethal. Dangerously lethal.

I think I'm going to troll my family by saying that I've found my faith again, just that now it's in the one true god, Allah. Fake a total conversion to Islam.

There's nothing they can do to disprove my "faith" that doesn't also apply to their own.

Isn't that just another name for the same God?

Also, I'm 10 days on the ham challenge. I feel lethal. Dangerously lethal.

Gotta release that pressure before you have a catastrophic event.

Also, I'm 10 days on the ham challenge. I feel lethal. Dangerously lethal.

Boom goes the dynamite!

I think I'm going to troll my family by saying that I've found my faith again, just that now it's in the one true god, Allah. Fake a total conversion to Islam.

There's nothing they can do to disprove my "faith" that doesn't also apply to their own.

Isn't that just another name for the same God?

Yeah, but it entails the assertion that Isa (Jesus) was just a prophet, and not divine. Were I to profess faith in Islam, to be a Muslim, it is to say that all the teachings of the New Testament were corrupted by man and not the true word of God as they
believe.

Isn't that also what the Jews believe?

I thought the Jews believed Jesus was a heretic. That's why he was executed with great prejudice.

Also, I'm 10 days on the ham challenge. I feel lethal. Dangerously lethal.

Gotta release that pressure before you have a catastrophic event.

Is that a loophole within the official ham challenge guidelines?

Also, I'm 10 days on the ham challenge. I feel lethal. Dangerously lethal.

Gotta release that pressure before you have a catastrophic event.

Is that a loophole within the official ham challenge guidelines?

lol

Doubt it. Guess you just hold it till you blow a gasket.

The only acceptable discharge receptacles must contain 2 or more lips.

Is relief via anal stimulation a loop hole? Pun not intended.

Is relief via anal stimulation a loop hole? Pun not intended.

Prostate milking is perfectly fine when done safely.

The only acceptable discharge receptacles must contain 2 or more lips.

Why does it need lips?