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Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:34 pm
by Second Harkius
So this is what the blathering B-team looks like. Not a good look.
:thumbsup:

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:35 pm
by DroppinSuga
Fuck you baguy. Get on my level.

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:36 pm
by rezombad
That's a deep dive Suga.

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:40 pm
by rezombad
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We've descended to 10,000m and we still have not reached Suga's level.

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:50 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Time for a field trip to the Marianas trench!

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:57 pm
by Dragon of Grondok
Foolish mortals! It is that time of the thread again!

I know what you are eagerly awaiting: Instructions for yet another masterfully crafted raid on our favorite peasants!

Obviously, only nimrods such as yourselves would think this! Wise Dragons such as myself know that after every successful raid, you need to leave time for the ecosystem to recover! Otherwise pillaging and raping like there is no tomorrow just leads to a blasted wasteland.

As such, since my minions report that the level of butthurt is still at alarmingly high levels in the wake of our vicious raid on the speakeasy, it is time for an intermission.

This will be your task for this thread:
This thread dragon contest
Since everyone has been busy playing pokemon, your task is to assemble a team of 6 pokemons who faithfully represent iridium and their groupies.

For example, I present you a sample possible pokemon of the team:
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This is obviously Nai

Use your imagination. The pokemons can correspond in form, in moveset, in name, etc...

This is a green level contest which will earn you at best a green dragon trophy, and your regular pink dragon failure trophies (of which I expect to handle quite a few as usual).

Your submitted teams will be evaluated by the great pokeon team analysts baguy and Thrillo (or others if applicable)
You have until I post the results of the previous dragon contest and deliver the corresponding awards!

As such Cole: DON'T FUCKING RETIRE THIS THREAD BEFORE I SAY SO K?

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:57 pm
by Kaitscralt
Went to look at new cars today, you know you're poor when the salesmen loses interest in you

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:11 pm
by zemanjaski
The dragon gives homework? What's my punishment for non-involvement?

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:12 pm
by Dragon of Grondok
Not getting pixxelated awesomeness. Forums are life you know.

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:18 pm
by zemanjaski
Ok so who are iridium?

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:26 pm
by Blackhound
Ok so who are iridium?
The people who hand out infractions for rules that are yet to be written, then wonder why everyone is mad.

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:29 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Talore is Sudowoodo.

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:36 pm
by zemanjaski
Can I get a list of names? I wish to research some pokemons.

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:39 pm
by Kazekirimaru

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:53 pm
by rezombad
blackbull
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smeargle
'sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch'
Hold item: Eject button
teia rabishu
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jynx
'lick, fake tears, taunt, payback'
Hold item: Brightpowder
galspanic
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dunsparce
'rage, yawn, glare, spite'
Hold item: Berserk Gene
Senori
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shuppet
'
shadow sneak, sucker punch, grudge, trick'
Hold item: Air balloon
xenphire
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zorua
'scary face, nasty plot, embargo, retaliate'
Hold Item: Pink scarf
rai kerensky
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slurpuff
'fairy wind, play nice, cotton guard, frustration'
Hold item: Polkadot bow

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:14 am
by zemanjaski
Bravo, hilarious. Teia as Jynx is almost a given though.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:21 am
by rezombad
I really wanted to avoid using psyduck and ninetails/vulpix.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:25 am
by zemanjaski
Interesting. I'm very far out of the loop with Pokemon but my instant reaction was Jynx = Teia.

Sadly I didn't have enough interactions with the mods in my 9 month stay on Sally, so I'm limited to only a few. Will do research and get back.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:34 am
by iamabadman
Nai is goodra. because Nai is the leak.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:39 am
by ( G_R )
Place holder for probably belated submission. I'm creating my own mons and will post them in rape-cave for increased buttmaddening.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:45 am
by Corruption Watch
I have chosen to express myself through the medium of Pokemon TCG:
Barinellos
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Blinking Spirit
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ExpiredRascals
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Feyd Ruin
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Teita
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votan
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:46 am
by Thrillho
a fox with a stick up its ass. :lol:

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:49 am
by Thrillho
Bravo, hilarious. Teia as Jynx is almost a given though.
I was going to go w/ male Lopunny. Jynx is always born female.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:54 am
by Col. Khaddafi
Exactly, my submission would be a male gardevoir

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:56 am
by iamabadman
teia is a male gardevoir

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:57 am
by iamabadman
Exactly, my submission would be a male gardevoir

FUCK YOU I HAD TO LOOK UP THE SPELLING

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:59 am
by DroppinSuga
Best Dragon contest yet.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:00 am
by rezombad
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:04 am
by DroppinSuga
Teia
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Lapdog
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Galspanic
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:26 am
by zemanjaski
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:33 am
by zemanjaski
How I imagine K8.

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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:38 am
by Col. Khaddafi
OK Here is my team submission. I am not confident enough to post the moves
lapdog
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Snubbull

Its a no-brainer here

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Honorable mention: Ditto as the lapdog has the capability of transforming and adapting into any powerful mon he meets
Galspanic
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Garchomp

I chose the onomatopoeia approach in this case because whenever I meet this mon, I always read it as Gals Chump
Xenphire
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Mankey[/b:
247x77eu]

Since Xenphire is such a little nervous guy, I think Mankey portraits him accurately

Yomako
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Luvdisc

Kawaii-Tier cute and worthless, again a no-brainer

Feyd Ruin
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Haxorus

Again I went the way of the onomatopoeia

Teia and Talore
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Plusle and Minus because they always hang out in pairs

Honorable mentions (Teia only, Talore would be Sudowoodo):

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Male Gardevoir

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[b:
247x77eu]Milotic
(The Gay Gyarados)
And last but not least we need a trainer!
Voltan! starring as Ash Pedreiro!

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Honorable mentions:

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Voltorb

Again with the onomatopeia and because voltorb is as useless as a pokemon as voltan as an admin

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:45 am
by Manasjap
lapdog
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galspanic
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le most elusive fish
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annorax
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teia
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voltan
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senori
talore
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nai
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feyd
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rest
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:47 am
by rezombad
i got a hearty chuckle.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:58 am
by iamabadman
manajaps wins

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:10 am
by zemanjaski
I'm limited to mods / Pokemon I know, which is not many.
Mabberman
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/metapod

One half of the useless standard mod duo. Seemingly no understanding or involvement in the game. Has no conviction in his decisions and is completely reliant on more powerful staff for protection.
Koopa
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/kakuna

The other half. He got to be Kakuna because at least Beedrill is better than Butterfry and I think he has mentioned playing the awful Kikki-Pod in modern, even if it's not good. He sticks to crappy decks like Kakuna sticks to garden, both if them utterly pointless.
Sasky
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/magmar

Redbro and member of FOS.
DarkRitual
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/psyduck

Talks a big game but knows very little and is very bad at
the game. Plays 'Mythic Midrange'. Effectively clueless about all things relevant to being a mod, since I've never seen him stop a tgread from derailing. I think he would look like psyduck.
Rujasu
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/growlithe

All bark and no bite, but has played a red deck on occasion.
Teia
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/gloom

Just look at the fucking thing. Honourable me ruins to Krabby and Goldeen for the obvious jokes.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:42 am
by zemanjaski
Kaze I challenge you to a pit fight. Scarf rules.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:56 am
by Kazekirimaru
Challenge accepted.

Let he who is without sin cast the first cravat.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:02 am
by zemanjaski
Fuck. If I have sinned enough, does it revert to zero?

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:06 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Number stack overflow. Will cause the digits to show as if it was low.