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Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:40 am**

all cults of personality disintegrate when the leader goes away.

Then it's time for a new leader?

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:43 am**

I formally elect myself. Henceforth, Tuesdays shall be Khaos day, a day where we try and fit as many profanities into each post as we can. Saturday and Sunday are the days of rest, otherwise known as the Hamfactorial, and on these days it is encouraged that you go to the gym and pump iron, because your refusal to masturbate has left you with an empowered state of both body and mind.

The rest of the week is still normal, except that every other Friday is Rocky Horror Appreciation day.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:01 am**

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:04 am**

Zombie Elspeth doesn't fit with her character at all

it'd be a major storyline screwup on wizards part
this logic makes no sense whatsoever

The high and mighty elspeth, pinnacle of purity would make a great zombie according to you? Lol dude

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:45 am**

...yes. You wouldn't look at her the same, of course; it would be an Anikan Skywalker to Darth Vader type of thing.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:14 pm**

Zombie Elspeth doesn't fit with her character at all

it'd be a major storyline screwup on wizards part
this logic makes no sense whatsoever
The high and mighty elspeth, pinnacle of purity would make a great zombie according to you? Lol dude

are you aware of the accepted concept of a zombie?

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:16 pm**

in this case, someone in this very thread said the returned can't remember their previous life, so I'm not sure why you think it would matter how Elspeth used to be

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:19 pm**

in this case, someone in this very thread said the returned can't remember their previous life, so I'm not sure why you think it would matter how Elspeth used to be

I wouldn't even go that far. Death is a scary damn thing. If Elspeth were offered a chance at a second life, even with the use of some evil magic... well, evil's just a perspective anyway, isn't it?

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 1:57 pm**

Zombie Elspeth doesn't fit with her character at all

it'd be a major storyline screwup on wizards part
this logic makes no sense whatsoever
The high and mighty elspeth, pinnacle of purity would make a great zombie according to you? Lol dude

Mikaeus

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:00 pm**

Mikaeus became Unhallowed

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:29 pm**

Elspeth the Unhallowed [mana]2BB[/mana]
Planeswalker - Elspeth
+1: Each creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
+1: Target creature gets -3/-3 and loses flying until end of turn.
-8: Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.
4

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:31 pm**

"I find your lack of faith disturbing".

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:35 pm**

Haha, delightfully broken

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:09 pm**

That would be a very annoying walker

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:10 pm**

Moreso than resolved elspeth knight errant

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:21 pm**

Lily turn 3, Elspeth turn 4

gg

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:26 pm**

Call the deck Scissor Sisters

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:36 pm**

Chandra will be very upset.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:50 pm**

That sounds like a fair card lol.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:05 pm**

Madding arguing mtg flavor with FOSers is the low point of his internet tenure.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:20 pm**

Spam, your trolling has gone down hill since you became a seaman.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:20 pm**

Where is John Scroatles when we need him?

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:21 pm**

He was banned from MTGS and went into hiding over at Magecraft.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:30 pm**

Nobody will ever find him there.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:31 pm**

Our next cult shall be centered around Red Scrumper.

Hail Scrumper!

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:41 pm**

Hey, where is this front page I keep hearing about?

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:47 pm**

We have up to 3 people hardly working on it!

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:48 pm**

http://diestoremoval.com/drupal

but shhh, its a supa secret beta

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:01 pm**

It also contains blatant racism! #corruption

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:10 pm**

It also contains blatant racism! #corruption

That's the best part of it all.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:19 pm**

That's what admin does when he's mad at us.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:51 pm**

It's not even 5 o'clock and I'm drunk.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:51 pm**

That is both down and dirty

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:56 pm**

Since I have no shame, I'm jut gonna post this for everybody.

Yes, this is what I do when I've worked 40 hours in 4 days, have been up since 230 am, and have been drinking since 3pm....

Oh, and I've never done this before. Camera quality is shitty. So is my playing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQRgE73uJXk

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:57 pm**

Yeah, I'm drinking beer and playing to Iron Maiden's Live After Death. Don't judge me.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:58 pm**

I butchered the guitar solo...

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:02 pm**

One day, I can only hope that they use this to torture Taliban insurgents instead of waterboarding them...

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:13 pm**

I checked out that video without any sound. It looked weird. But in a good way.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:23 pm**

I checked out that video without any sound. It looked weird. But in a good way.

Maybe youtube did that to protect your hearing? Cuz it's pretty awful.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:33 pm**

Is that Mogis on stage?

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