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Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:21 pm**

Yo Stardust, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but The Dark Night was the best superhero movie of all time.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:22 pm**

God damnit Dechs. And I was just starting to like you.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:23 pm**

Two words: Cellphone radar.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:23 pm**

dark knight was okay but heath ledger really ruined it, not a good show of acting. should have been jason statham as joker imho.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:23 pm**

Can't say where. It's not about making you people read my posts or pay attention to me antics.

It's company policy. I don't tell you guys who I work for and I can't make the company look bad. You already know the industry and there's damn few of us in this business. If I tell you the location, it's too easy to figure out who I work for, which my company frowns on.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:24 pm**

Two words: Cellphone radar.

Also, "Is that a bazooka!?"
"Yeah, sure is. Just keep driving strait."

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:25 pm**

Can't say where. It's not about making you people read my posts or pay attention to me antics.

It's company policy. I don't tell you guys who I work for and I can't make the company look bad. You already know the industry and there's damn few of us in this business. If I tell you the location, it's too easy to figure out who I work for, which my company frowns on.

That's weird. I don't tell you who I work for either, but that's because I don't want Madding to come to my house and take my kids.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:25 pm**

Two words: Cellphone radar.

Yeah, Cellphone radar was ridiculous. But I can forgive that because the Joker. Love that scene with the two boats and the prisoners with their detonator and the pencil disappearing act and "you wanna know where I got these scars?" and everything.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:25 pm**

Can't say where. It's not about making you people read my posts or pay attention to me antics.

It's company policy. I don't tell you guys who I work for and I can't make the company look bad. You already know the industry and there's damn few of us in this business. If I tell you the location, it's too easy to figure out who I work for, which my company frowns on.

people who read this: see my earlier post

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:27 pm**

Two words: Cellphone radar.
Yeah, Cellphone radar was ridiculous. But I can forgive that because the Joker. Love that scene with the two boats and the prisoners with their detonator and the pencil disappearing act and "you wanna know where I got these scars?" and everything.

Yeah, he was sweet and really made the movie. But he made the movie good, maybe even great, but not amazing.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:27 pm**

That's weird. I don't tell you who I work for either, but that's because I don't want Madding to come to my house and take my kids.

Everyone in this industry is pretty touchy with the internet security and public opinion. We're still dealing with Fukushima fall out (no pun intended).

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:28 pm**

But I love nuclear power. It's my fourth favourite kind of power.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:28 pm**

Two words: Cellphone radar.
Yeah, Cellphone radar was ridiculous. But I can forgive that because the Joker. Love that scene with the two boats and the prisoners with their detonator and the pencil disappearing act and "you wanna know where I got these scars?" and everything.
Yeah, he was sweet and really made the movie. But he made the movie good, maybe even great, but not amazing.

nYeah, he made the movie great. Which makes it the best superhero movie of all time.

If you're going to fault little things like Cellphone Radar, then there is no superhero movie that can touch this one.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:29 pm**

I'm here to talk about my meds and your kids

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:30 pm**

Yes there are. At least two: Batman Begins and The Avengers.

Okay, you're right, the microwave thing was pretty stupid. I guess it's just The Avengers left on top after all.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:30 pm**

But I love nuclear power. It's my fourth favourite kind of power.

Behind Solar, which isn't practical yet, Nuke is my absolute favorite. It's clean and it's safe and it's abundant. And this: http://xkcd.com/1162/

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:31 pm**

I will tamper with the account of anyone who besmirches the Avengers film or preemptively the sequel

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:32 pm**

Yes there are. At least two: Batman Begins and The Avengers.

Okay, you're right, the microwave thing was pretty stupid. I guess it's just The Avengers left on top after all.

And that part where Batman is getting chased by the cops, so he turns off his lights and they're all like, "Where'd he go? Derp derp." Then he just decides to turn his lights back on, accomplishing nothing whatsoever. So good.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:32 pm**

Yes there are. At least two: Batman Begins and The Avengers.

Okay, you're right, the microwave thing was pretty stupid. I guess it's just The Avengers left on top after all.

Yeah let's talk about the Avengers and how The Hulk can suddenly completely control his powers because it's convenient to the plot right now. Or how Tony can fall backwards through a wormhole when there's no gravity to pull him back. Or how one nuke on a mothership through a wormhole somehow kills every faceless soldier that's still on the planet. Or how through that whole last fight everyone's talking to each other without earpieces. Or any number of dumb things the movie does.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:32 pm**

I will tamper with the account of anyone who besmirches the Avengers film or preemptively the sequel

Good man. You're the hero we deserve.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:33 pm**

here we go

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:33 pm**

Yes there are. At least two: Batman Begins and The Avengers.

Okay, you're right, the microwave thing was pretty stupid. I guess it's just The Avengers left on top after all.
Yeah let's talk about the Avengers and how The Hulk can suddenly completely control his powers because it's convenient to the plot right now. Or how Tony can fall backwards through a wormhole when there's no gravity to pull him back. Or how one nuke on a mothership through a wormhole somehow kills every faceless soldier that's still on the planet. Or how through that whole last fight everyone's talking to
each other without earpieces. Or any number of dumb things the movie does.

Uhh... uhh... MAGIC!

Why can't gravitons go through wormholes again?

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:34 pm**

http://www.cracked.com/article_19841_if ... onest.html

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:36 pm**

the deed is done

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:36 pm**

Heh, Wikipedia is pretty awesome for making people think you're smart.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:41 pm**

why not
Fly out here and show us how it's done, we need a new alpha

another zinger from the Ham!

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:43 pm**

Anyway, the point is that every fiction has stupid little things where they talk about photons and phased arrays and mag lev and other mysterious magic, and that's all good. Suspension of disbelief is something we're programmed to do. When a movie goes too far, to the point where you pull yourself out of the story to say, "Huh? That's fucked up," that's a problem. All of the Batmans do this. The Avengers does not while still being extremely entertaining.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:51 pm**

Anyway, the point is that every fiction has stupid little things where they talk about photons and phased arrays and mag lev and other mysterious magic, and that's all good. Suspension of disbelief is something we're programmed to do. When a movie goes too far, to the point where you pull yourself out of the story to say, "Huh? That's fucked up," that's a problem. All of the Batmans do this. The Avengers does not while still being extremely entertaining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQJuGeqdbn4

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:51 pm**

TDKR was garbage

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:54 pm**

Christopher Nolan scrumped America's wallet with that dud

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:55 pm**

he also has the worst fans on the internet.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:56 pm**

Nolan fans tend to be loud and obnoxious and claim to know a lot about what makes a film great despite not having seen any films older than 1992.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:57 pm**

Nolan has a cult of personality, maybe you can nominate him as the next FOS leader? He sure gets people worked up.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:03 pm**

I'll bend the knee

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:21 pm**

Anyway, the point is that every fiction has stupid little things where they talk about photons and phased arrays and mag lev and other mysterious magic, and that's all good. Suspension of disbelief is something we're programmed to do. When a movie goes too far, to the point where you pull yourself out of the story to say, "Huh? That's fucked up," that's a problem. All of the Batmans do this. The Avengers does not while still being extremely entertaining.

It's also feature robots

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:23 pm**

Alien robots!

I'm fairly sure those hold the key to becoming either the best movie or the worst movie.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:29 pm**

If anything goes wrong, Jeff Goldblum can just upload a virus to the alien ship and save us!

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:39 pm**

Avengers is in my top 4.

Batman Beings, The Dark Knight rises, Avengers, and X-Men: Days of Future Past.

I also like the new spiderman movies, mostly because Spiderman himself was done right and the special affects are amazing. The villains have been pretty poop though

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:00 am**

Batman Begins was excellent except for one thing: Katie Holmes. I hate her face. And yes, I said that in the robot voice from Grandma's Boy as I typed it.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:03 am**

But I love nuclear power. It's my fourth favourite kind of power.

Mine too! Just after Demonic, Unlimited, and Political!

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