Dies to Removal

Man, it sure does reek of Scrumper in here...

Scrumper here!

Man, it sure does reek of Scrumper in here...

Scrumper here!

Um...Spam, we know it's you. You didn't log in as RedScrumper.

Who let this Legacy snob in here?

Myself, I get bored and decide to see what the standard and modern peasants are doing from time to time

Hey now, don't assume all of us here are modern/standard players.

EDH players are subhuman far as I'm concerned

I play Legacy, too.

What kind of human does that make me?

Mongrel

Sweet. Ghenghis Khan was a badass.

Mongrel not Mongol

Then why'd you say Mongol?

I did

Nuh uh

Woof woof woof

Whatever. I'm busy pretending to be the Genghis Khan to my Chinese co-workers.

Dats rayciss

It is but they're Chinese...

Fuckin communists

Why would a conquering Mongol care about that?

BWAHAHA! YOUR GREAT CUBE WALL MEANS NOTHING TO ME! I have united the technician and engineer tribess under one banner so that we may destroy the managers once and for all!

Ok, I've often joked about how important safety is in the nuclear industry. It's not just nuclear safety, though. It's personal safety. We just got a company wide email because of an Industrial Safety Accident. This is the description of the event:

Description: An employee fell while descending a flight of stairs (approximately 6 meters, or 20 feet), from the second floor to the first floor. An adjacent employee heard the individual fall and immediately went to his aid. He was found lying with his head against a wall. The employee that fell was conscious but complaining of pain in his head, neck, and right shoulder. The assisting employee asked another employee to call 911. Security also responded and assisted with treating the patient. The employee was treated at the scene by emergency medical personnel and subsequently flown by helicopter to a nearby hospital.

Wow, even got a choppa ride. Nice.

Yeah. But that wasn't even enough. It gets better.

Immediate Corrective/Preventive Actions: Preliminary findings are that the stairwell was in an acceptable condition at the time of the incident. An investigation is continuing as to other details.

An investigation? Fucker fell down some stairs. He's fine. He tripped. NO INVESTIGATION NEEDED.

My mom is an HR Director and Safety Committee coordinator so I hear about stuff like this quite a bit. Always hilarious though.

I traded for a box of conspiracy. Looking forward to drafting it.

If you pull a foil Brainstorm, sell it now. They've been going for 75 bucks... A foil fucking common.

But legacy bro......

I traded for a box of conspiracy. Looking forward to drafting it.

If you pull a Dack and want to trade/sell it, you know how to get a hold of me.




Hey Empire, get ready to suck some Dack!

Theres so many cards I want from Conspiracy, it's not even funny.

it's not even funny

Foil Brainstorm is going for $100 locally.

buddy of mine sold his at $90 before scg updated their prices to be $50 a pop

some bs like that haven't checked

Someone in our draft pulled foil Dack.

7-1-1 of nationals, I'm so bad. I need sleep.

7-1-1 of nationals, I'm so bad. I need sleep.

Did Nicastri, Aaron attend that event?

Into the shame hole with you, Zem.

That was good enough for top 8 right? That's awesome.

If you pull a foil Brainstorm, sell it now. They've been going for 75 bucks... A foil fucking common.

People have been waiting for a non-Masques foil for a long time. They're actually incredibly hard to find, price not withstanding.

FNM brainstorm doesn't count?

Also why, the art looks ugly compared to masques

I actually like this art in foil quite at bit, it looks really good. Ideally I would want to play Ice Age Brainstorms in foil, but that's not possible.

You have good taste sir.

Conspiracy is so fun! Won the first with UB reanimator splash green for spirit monger, won the second with GU splash red fat + cards draw. Seriously fun.