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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:10 pm
by DroppinSuga
Summon Legendary Madding 2/1

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:13 pm
by Kaitscralt
and amidst those complaints I am literally bored as hell today and sitting here waiting for something to happen

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:26 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Make an article about all your contributions to the site so that we can put it in the frontpage.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:28 pm
by Kaitscralt
why can't all the delinquent children and pedos roam free together without being fettered down

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:30 pm
by Mcdonalds
Why can't I angrily strangle baby seals in public?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:31 pm
by Dechs Kaison
Reminds me of a T-shirt I've seen. Kind of like the I <heart> New York shirts.

Except it was I <club> Seals.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:31 pm
by hamfactorial
Make an article about all your contributions to the site so that we can put it in the frontpage.
:rate5:

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:35 pm
by Mcdonalds
Title it, neckbearding 101

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:51 pm
by Dechs Kaison
Title it, neckbearding 101
No way is that a 100 level course. That kind of neckbearding would be far more advanced. At least a 300 level course.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:54 pm
by Kaitscralt
an article of that girth would be borderline manifesto

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:10 pm
by DroppinSuga
I think a neckbeard manifesto would drive traffic through the roof. Just look at Todd Anderson's manifesto...

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:11 pm
by Mcdonalds
Let's not and say we did

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:30 pm
by Kaitscralt
FoS hate Todd Anderson because it's like looking in the mirror

"How did he do it without her divorcing him?"

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:55 pm
by Mcdonalds
Kait with all the vitriol today

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:56 pm
by Mcdonalds
Not even my job is that soul crushingly boring

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:56 pm
by hamfactorial
:V

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:15 pm
by Kaitscralt
it's an angry life to live

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:16 pm
by Kaitscralt
I try to retreat from it all here only to be cornered by neckbeards the likes of which most FNM's 0-X tables dare not dream

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:19 pm
by hamfactorial
Forgive us, Kait, for we know not what we do

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:20 pm
by Kaitscralt
you are guilty of the crime of playing magic

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:20 pm
by Kazekirimaru
laying it on a bit thick this afternoon

i guess madding has to make up for all the patty-cake he's been playing with james

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:20 pm
by DroppinSuga
But lead us into top 8 for we are the scrumpers

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:20 pm
by Kazekirimaru
he can't face the fact he's a furry lover deep down

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:23 pm
by Kaitscralt
zem abandoned me too guys

i'm one of the scrumpers now

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:23 pm
by Kaitscralt
HeSpurnedMe

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:24 pm
by Kaitscralt
But lead us into top 8 for we are the scrumpers
:rate3.5:

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:43 pm
by DroppinSuga
It looks like I'll be drafting Conspiracy Friday night. I hope I scrump out so I can keep the Scrumper legacy alive.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:45 pm
by Dechs Kaison
Scrumper Legacy.

I see what you did there.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:48 pm
by Mcdonalds
I'll show you what I did with my fist

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:49 pm
by DroppinSuga
John Scroatles was a good man. He just wanted to top 8 a FNM so his girlfriend would realize that Magic wasn't just a waste of time and money.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:50 pm
by Kaitscralt
there are 3 types of Legacy

Scroater Legacy - you're a man who plays tier one decks

Scrubber Legacy - you play Maverick and Goblins

Scrumper Legacy - you play burn and UB Tezz

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:51 pm
by DroppinSuga
What if you don't play Legacy because Standard is clearly the most skill intensive format?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:51 pm
by Kaitscralt
I don't think anyone on this site is a 1 except maybe LMD

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:51 pm
by LP, of the Fires
Scrubbers be scrubbing like erryday

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:52 pm
by Kaitscralt
What if you don't play Legacy because Standard is clearly the most skill intensive format?
then you're a Scralter

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:52 pm
by LP, of the Fires
Depends on if Ad Nausem's and Death and Taxes are Tier 1

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:53 pm
by Kaitscralt
Better known as Standers

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:54 pm
by Khaospawn
Image

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:55 pm
by DroppinSuga
I dare ask what an EDH player is called?

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:55 pm
by Kaitscralt
Depends on if Ad Nausem's and Death and Taxes are Tier 1
d and t, sure. as naus gets a pass because storm