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Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:11 pm
by Checkbox
You're a shitty echo. That's not even close to what I said.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:31 pm
by iamabadman
You're a shitty echo. That's not even close to what I said.

shut up meg

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:45 pm
by Kazekirimaru
G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.
Echoing everyone else, why do you care? You're leaving the site, remember?
Hasn't he been leaving the site for like, five months now? I thought that was just part of his schtick.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:15 pm
by Checkbox
You're a shitty echo. That's not even close to what I said.

shut up meg
That's got to be an upgrade from whatever I was before.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:35 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.
Echoing everyone else, why do you care? You're leaving the site, remember?
Hasn't he been leaving the site for like, five months now? I thought that was just part of his schtick.
We actually only hear from him when he's telling us he's leaving.

He's
like Schrödingers cat, he is on the site/leaving the site at the same time, its a classic case of quantum entanglement.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:53 pm
by Tom Servo
quantum fucktard

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:33 pm
by Checkbox
quantum-plegic

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:17 pm
by Kaitscralt
let's hack some accounts

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:24 pm
by Pendulum
lolpopcorn
A little raid music for Onar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:28 pm
by Thrillho
i know onar's passive aggression is just absolutely riveting but what's even more interesting is i stayed up until 3 am scouring my bulk rtr block and m14 commons for goodstuff and leaving the chaff for sale to scg or whatever other large event venue i wind up at that buys bulk, as well as going through and pulling all rules cards and basic lands (since i know they are worth more than a bulk rate). i realized i need to do this with all of the innistrad block boxes i have at my parents' house and although i don't want to spend another 5 hours doing that, i feel like it'll be more interesting. then again, i may be misremembering how interesting the commons from innistrad block were.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:30 pm
by Pendulum
Death by muppet must be a terrible way to go.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:30 pm
by Thrillho
i pulled some pretty dank shit out of those boxes, too. i don't want someone secretly finding $40 when no one has any copies of Aereal Predation after the card breaks out and there's collective amnesia that Plummet still exists because i didn't pull plummet.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:31 pm
by Thrillho
on the other hand, when guildgates inevitably go up to more than $0.05 a copy i'm going to back stroke through my money silo.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:31 pm
by rezombad
That doesnt sound interesting at all

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:32 pm
by Thrillho
i may have to go through the cards i pulled and pair them down a bit. grabbing giant growth may have been a bit loose even if the card has seen non-zero play in the current standard and block formats. 97% sure rubblebelt makka and the 3/2 bloodrush are better because who the fuck blocks anymore.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:33 pm
by Thrillho
That doesnt sound interesting at all
stardust find me that image of mcbane doing stand up comedy saying "that's the joke" with bold impact font overlaid that says "that's the joke"

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:33 pm
by Pendulum
I know Thrillho's literal mass-bitch about the problems of having too many cards is absolutely riveting but what's even more fascinating is I have to go now to get ready to testify in a court of law that I think a dog should die. I plan on using the phrase "pulled that meat right off the bone like a damn barbeque rib" but I'm thinking about asking the lawyer if I can upgrade that to add more swearing for emphasis.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:34 pm
by Thrillho
i had an 800-count box of just rules inserts. not even token cards. just rules inserts.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:35 pm
by Pendulum
Image

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:37 pm
by Thrillho
I know Thrillho's literal mass-bitch about the problems of having too many cards is absolutely riveting but what's even more fascinating is I have to go now to get ready to testify in a court of law that I think a dog should die. I plan on using the phrase "pulled that meat right off the bone like a damn barbeque rib" but I'm thinking about asking the lawyer if I can upgrade that to add more swearing for emphasis.
i'm not complaining, just retelling the ins and outs of my rom-com hilarity of a night spent organizing 18 boxes of commons into their value-based-component parts. my only complaint was i was so "in the zone" of organizing things and was so invested in LSV's worlds commentary that i wound up staying up until 3 AM and
was such a zombie that i thought my right hand was developing carpel tunnel.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:37 pm
by Thrillho
Image
hey you're not stardust, impostor.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:39 pm
by Thrillho
i pulled the 1cc populate sorcery because i feel like 1 mana to copy literally any token seems like an effect that if it ever becomes relevant would be huge and there's little actual work that needs doing to do such a thing

does anyone have any other recommendations for cards i should just dive back into all the shit i organized and look for that i may have missed

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:40 pm
by Thrillho
i'm not sure why i pulled cancel. even if i left them in there's an almost 0% chance a store is going to just go absolutely wild off of the value i vomited.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:41 pm
by Thrillho
maybe tonight when i am inevitably not on drugs because i don't do drugs i will organize the cards i pulled by color.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:41 pm
by Thrillho
madding please help me decide what cards are worth keeping from this most interesting of blocks the return to ravnica block

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:42 pm
by Kaitscralt
I hope Pendulum is reincarnated as a pitbull that bites someone.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:42 pm
by Kaitscralt
madding please help me decide what cards are worth keeping from this most interesting of blocks the return to ravnica block
I DON'T KNOWBRO!

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:43 pm
by Kaitscralt
I just won round 1 of a 64 person M14 release draft with a shitty UG deck, how can you expect me to know anything

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:44 pm
by rezombad
I know Thrillho's literal mass-bitch about the problems of having too many cards is absolutely riveting but what's even more fascinating is I have to go now to get ready to testify in a court of law that I think a dog should die. I plan on using the phrase "pulled that meat right off the bone like a damn barbeque rib" but I'm thinking about asking the lawyer if I can upgrade that to add more swearing for emphasis.
The judge can fine you for inappropriate language. One of my teachers in high school received a $100 fine for calling his ex wife a cunt. Female judge though YMMV.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:44 pm
by Kaitscralt
Remember when someone told us that Colossal Whale wasn't good in Limited and we told them they were fucking stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:45 pm
by Thrillho
madding please help me decide what cards are worth keeping from this most interesting of blocks the return to ravnica block
I DON'T KNOWBRO!
you're useless to me.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:45 pm
by Thrillho
I just won round 1 of a 64 person M14 release draft with a shitty UG deck, how can you expect me to know anything
the last 2 months of my magic playing life were winning drafts with shitty UG decks so don't even

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:47 pm
by Thrillho
i'm glad that in my delirious haze i remembered what celestial whatever and llanowar not llanowar looked like but why do i have all of these acts of treason.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:49 pm
by Checkbox
i may have to go through the cards i pulled and pair them down a bit. grabbing giant growth may have been a bit loose even if the card has seen non-zero play in the current standard and block formats. 97% sure rubblebelt makka and the 3/2 bloodrush are better because who the fuck blocks anymore.
i collect giant growth give me all of them

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:49 pm
by Checkbox
onar is our act of treason

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:58 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Seriously screw the dog.

There's a dog who killed a children here and there was like drama for months about how it was someone else's fault for leaving the dog unnatended with the children and the dog felt threatened and then the judge told to put down the dog and there was drama from all hippies/sters and even the dog owner who was a neighbor who had left the dog across his house while he was doing some errands told people he was a good dog, he must have felt threatened but he is a good dog.

Because people were fed of the drama they handled the dog to a animal care association and they named the dog Mandela.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:58 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
The ultimate, impossible troll

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:59 pm
by Kaitscralt
The one that Pendulum is dealing with is named Magumbo

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 5:00 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
http://www.ionline.pt/artigos/portugal/ ... pecialista

Ĩf I ever buy a pitbull I'm gonna name it mandela or ghandi too.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 5:02 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Pitbulls shouldn't even be bred, they have small cranial space and their brain doesn't fit so they're crazy like shit all the time.

They should all be slaughtered.