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Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:54 am**

Can I tap my Maverick, remove 3 groan counters to boo target comedian off stage?

Tapping your Maverick is in violation of the ham challenge!

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:55 am**

What about Maverick's Goose?

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:05 am**

It's cooked.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:06 am**

I'll be here all week

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:06 am**

Does MTGO ever freeze up on anybody when the next round in a daily is supposed to start?

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:07 am**

MTGO freezes/crashes for many strange reasons, my hope is they'll get the bugs ironed out now that maintaining V3 is no longer a priority.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:24 am**

Tilting pretty hard because I don't understand how to cast Shattering Spree beyond 1 target on MTGO. *RAGE*

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:25 am**

I'm even more mad because now I'm x-2 in this fucking daily.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:26 am**

The decks I'm facing are fucking awful too - Affinity with Court Homunculus and Frogmite, MBC with Pack Rat and Gatekeepers.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:32 am**

Tilting pretty hard because I don't understand how to cast Shattering Spree beyond 1 target on MTGO. *RAGE*

Cast it with a single target, the replicate trigger goes on the stack. When it resolves, you can choose to pay extra [mana]R[/mana] and target different things by clicking on them.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:33 am**

LEAVE COURT HOMUNCULUS ALONE

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:33 am**

I'm seriously pissed off.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:37 am**

An hour ago, I was seriously thinking to myself, "Gee, this V4 isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. I've had a pretty easy time navigating my way around here, trading, signing up for things, and playing." And then the damn things starts freezing up and engaging in all sorts of fuckery.

I don't get mad playing in paper. Even when I should, considering some of the mouthbreathing neckbearded man-children opponents I've had. But this...I want to ram my fist through my monitor...

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:38 am**

Tilting pretty hard because I don't understand how to cast Shattering Spree beyond 1 target on MTGO. *RAGE*
Cast it with a single target, the replicate trigger goes on the stack. When it resolves, you can choose to pay extra [mana]R[/mana] and target different things by clicking on them.

Noted. Thanks, ham.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:39 am**

LEAVE COURT HOMUNCULUS ALONE

Fuck that guy. Like, could my opponent literally not spring for a fucking Vault Skirge?

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:28 am**

This also just happened at the event:

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:35 am**

I went 11-1 in draft this weekend. Draft green.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:42 am**

How'd my weekend go? Met an NFL player, been hanging with him since friday night. Tag teamed a chick, went to some super exclusive club shit and got in free. Gonna pick up more chicks in an hour.

Seriously need to change things in my life because I love balling with uptown niggas.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:05 am**

How'd my weekend go? Met an NFL player, been hanging with him since friday night. Tag teamed a chick, went to some super exclusive club shit and got in free. Gonna pick up more chicks in an hour.

Seriously need to change things in my life because I love balling with uptown niggas.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:27 pm**

It's not gay if you don't look him directly in the eye.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:45 pm**

CURSE YOU!!! jsilv for promoting Ensoul Artifact for Modern Robots in the spike thread...

Now I can look forward too dealing with quoting jsilv "5/5 Indestructible (AKA: the FU play)", though I also rate 5/5 lifelink flying, pesto haste creature as something nasty as well.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:52 pm**

CURSE YOU!!! jsilv for promoting Ensoul Artifact for Modern Robots in the spike thread...

Now I can look forward too dealing with quoting jsilv "5/5 Indestructible (AKA: the FU play)", though I also rate 5/5 lifelink flying, pesto haste creature as something nasty as well.

It was happening all day at the GP yesterday.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:06 pm**

A burn player is currently undefeated at the GP.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:23 pm**

A burn player is currently undefeated at the GP.

Dat Scrumper...

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:29 pm**

A burn player is currently undefeated at the GP.

and

at the same time (incoming hate).

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:58 pm**

I don't know where this:

came from, but it's fucking awesome!

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:40 pm**

CURSE YOU!!! jsilv for promoting Ensoul Artifact for Modern Robots in the spike thread...

Now I can look forward too dealing with quoting jsilv "5/5 Indestructible (AKA: the FU play)", though I also rate 5/5 lifelink flying, pesto haste creature as something nasty as well.

Why is it indestructible?

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:43 pm**

It is when it's on a Citadel.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:47 pm**

Oh. That's cool I guess...

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:49 pm**

Turn 2 5/5 indestructible? Ha...ha....ha.......

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:54 pm**

I play dismember in the sideboard lol

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:36 pm**

When you mindslaver someone you get to look at their sideboard?!

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:43 pm**

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:45 pm**

How and why? Lol

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:58 pm**

Cuz you're controlling them on they're turn. You can also spend their money on a drink too....

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:58 pm**

Just kidding about the drink part.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:59 pm**

If your opponent has a girlfriend under 300 lbs you could cop a feel.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:25 pm**

That is definitely known to be true.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:52 pm**

What action allows you to decide to look at your sideboard on your turn?

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:54 pm**

The "I'm gonna look at my sideboard because I can" rule?

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