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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:15 am
by LP, of the Fires
List in my game day finals to me teammate playing izzet combo.

It's red Deck wins that can Oracle of bones blast of genius for a million.

I basically lost to sideboard cards though while sick on two lands.

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:39 am
by Lightning_Dolt
I had to work :(

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:12 am
by Self Medicated
No Gameday for me. Had to go school shopping for the kids. Fucking kids. They fucking ruin everything. :scrump:

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:27 am
by TBuzzsaw
I lost due to mana screw in the final round for the mat. No third mat in a row for me.

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:14 am
by Tyrael
Meh I didn't bother going to the GD because it's GP Utrecht this weekend and I know all the good players were attending that anyway

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:39 am
by Platypus
Meh I didn't bother going to the GD because it's GP Utrecht this weekend and I know all the good players were attending that anyway
So "free" mat then? What's not to like about that? :)

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:09 pm
by Tyrael
But it's ugly as hell :/

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:03 pm
by Valdarith
No Gameday for me either. Wife had a conference in Destin so I'm getting my vacation on. I have a conference in Ft Lauderdale in a week too so I'll get a double dose.

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:41 pm
by DroppinSuga
We played 2HG EDH today. You had to play a mono colored deck and each team mate had to play a different color. I played mono green elf ramp and my partner played mono blue Thassa control. We beat an 8 tails deck and Purphoros deck turn 4 with Chord of Calling into Craterhoof. It was excellent

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:48 pm
by DroppinSuga
lol Modern Pro Tour is back. That lasted long

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:10 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Huh? I thought it was canned?

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:19 pm
by Second Harkius
I went full :scrumper: today. 1-4.. Boo ya!
I went 1-3... :(
I lost due to mana screw in the final round for the mat. No third mat in a row for me.
Started 5-0 but self destructed and ended up 6-4 at the SCG Open today.
I expected nothing less.

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:19 pm
by Second Harkius
:scrump:

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:25 pm
by Khaospawn
I went undefeated at FNM?

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:37 pm
by hamfactorial
I beat up dudes in the MTGO practice room with infinite angel tokens

:scrump:

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:43 pm
by LP, of the Fires
I don't even remember FNM.

Probably won

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:07 am
by Second Harkius
lies.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:10 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Probably x-2. :scrump:

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:26 am
by Khaospawn
LP probably just walked into the LGS, paid his entry, flopped his dick on the table, stared everyone in the eye saying "I guess I win," and then promptly walked out.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:40 am
by LP, of the Fires
Remember now. X-1. Could've split, decided to play and somehow my breakers for trumped. Lost like green store credit on the match, so didnt really care. Did lose to the worst devotion red player.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:39 am
by Platypus
Did lose to the worst devotion red player.
So you lost to Scrumper?

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:40 am
by Platypus
Remember that buttcrack dude?
Not safe for anyone
Image

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:23 am
by Khaospawn
MY EYES!

:vomit:

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:03 pm
by Sasky
So WMCQ is around the corner. I have 0 games with M15 standard (Or JOU standard I think). Gonna play Boros Burn because Fires of Salvation.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:34 pm
by Khaospawn
:scrump:

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:38 pm
by hamfactorial
That smiley is the best thing to happen to DTR since FoS

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:39 pm
by Khaospawn
True dat.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:40 pm
by Dechs Kaison
What is the history on that thing?

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:40 pm
by Khaospawn
And this :frog:

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:41 pm
by Khaospawn
What is the history on that thing?
Madding found it.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:02 pm
by Khaospawn
I suspect that it's actually a picture of Madding.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:02 pm
by Khaospawn
:scrump:

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:16 pm
by hamfactorial
Kaitscrump

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:18 pm
by DroppinSuga
That's a picture of Khaos. If you add him on Facebook, you'll see it's his profile picture

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:25 pm
by Platypus
I thought the frog was a picture of him... :confused:

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:25 pm
by Khaospawn
My picture is actually of a molar bear fighting against enamel cruelty.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:33 pm
by Khaospawn
It actually sounds like a Dechs joke.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:34 pm
by hamfactorial
:rofl:

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:45 pm
by Dechs Kaison
Ouch.

It's not as bad as my Eskimo joke, at least.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:49 pm
by Kaitscralt
I google all jokes to find their proper owner