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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:30 am
by Pendulum
Part of her world.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:31 am
by Manders
Goddammit, Penis.

Now the song's stuck in my head.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:31 am
by Manders
That's your new name.

You penis.

You cannot make another post so soon after your last.
To hell with you, too!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:33 am
by Yannaria
so you're telling me... that I can stick my penis... inside her?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:34 am
by Pendulum

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:34 am
by Manders
so you're telling me... that I can stick my penis... inside her?
How the hell do you think Prince Eric did it? :p

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:35 am
by Manders

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:36 am
by Manders
I'm glad I can't hear videos right now, because I do NOT want more TLM songs stuck in my head!!!!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:36 am
by Kaitscralt
Part of her world.
LOL

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:40 am
by Yannaria
so you're telling me... that I can stick my penis... inside her?
How the hell do you think Prince Eric did it? :p
don't fish just cum in the water and the girl swims into it?

so I assume they got into a hottub and he jerked off.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:40 am
by Pendulum
That's your new name.

You penis.

You cannot make another post so soon after your last.
To hell with you, too!
I approve of this decision.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:44 am
by Pendulum
so you're telling me... that I can stick my penis... inside her?
How the hell do you think Prince Eric did it? :p
don't fish just cum in the water and the girl swims into it?

so I assume they got into a hottub and he jerked off.
:facepalm: -->

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:46 am
by Yannaria
what?
I went to school in Maine.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:46 am
by Yannaria
christ we still think that humans and dinosaurs lived together

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:59 am
by Shalako
so you're telling me... that I can stick my penis... inside her?
How the hell do you think Prince Eric did it? :p
don't fish just cum in the water and the girl swims into it?

so I assume they got into a hottub and he jerked off.
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clip ... aid-mating

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:09 am
by Yannaria
lol

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:10 am
by Manders
Uh....I'm no expert on fish impregnation....but I don't think that's how it works. :p

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:11 am
by Kaitscralt
Fish lay eggs and the males fertilize them you god damn neanderthals

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:12 am
by Kaitscralt
source: my basement is seaworld

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:12 am
by Manders
Fish lay eggs and the males fertilize them you god damn neanderthals
See, that's what I thought happened!

Thank you, k8, for edumacating us!!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:13 am
by Yannaria
did Jesus ride a fish to school

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:18 am
by Pendulum

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:20 am
by Pendulum
'Cuz I mean if you're just going to start picking words at random you might as well have a wide vocabulary.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:20 am
by Yannaria
I'm playing madlibs: atheism addition

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:23 am
by Pendulum
"If evolution is about exploiting every available natural niche why have we never seen a combination of __________ (animal) and __________ (another animal)? Would that have advantages over either of the two base species?"

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:24 am
by Pendulum
Don't make me pull out the Crockaduck. :mad:

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:24 am
by Yannaria
"but God, you left the Christopher Hitchens right next to the computer for us to read!""

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:25 am
by Yannaria
Don't make me pull out the Crockaduck. :mad:
lol yes that is exactly how evolution works Kirk Cameron you fucking moron

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:25 am
by Pendulum
We'd all be so much better off without that stupid "free will" thing.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:27 am
by Yannaria
We'd all be so much better off without that stupid "free will" thing.
what's determinism

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:27 am
by Pendulum
Don't make me pull out the Crockaduck. :mad:
lol yes that is exactly how evolution works Kirk Cameron you fucking moron
Wait, wtf? You don't know how fish procreate but you know about Kirk Cameron's Apologeticism Debate? Are you sure you're not home-schooled?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:30 am
by Yannaria
Don't make me pull out the Crockaduck. :mad:
lol yes that is exactly how evolution works Kirk Cameron you fucking moron
Wait, wtf? You don't know how fish procreate but you know about Kirk Cameron's Apologeticism Debate? Are you sure you're not home-schooled?
I barely passed biology and I
listen to a lot of counter apologetic podcasts to make myself feel smarter

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:31 am
by Yannaria
also what atheist doesn't know about Kirk fucking Cameron and Banana guy's crockaduck example?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:33 am
by Col. Khaddafi
Fish lay eggs and the males fertilize them you god damn neanderthals
yup

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:38 am
by Kaitscralt
Kpaca may know that gar have poisonous roe, it is one caviar that you would very much regret dining on

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:41 am
by Kaitscralt
Because of where he lives, not because he eats poisonous fish eggs

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:42 am
by Kaitscralt
Makes it a much easier task of guarding them when all the natural threats to them know they are poisonous

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:42 am
by Kaitscralt
YOU JUST GOT GAR'D!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:43 am
by Kaitscralt
that's the slogan for my animal planet show i am pitching

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:44 am
by Kaitscralt
Oh god I just noticed noticed Yanni has become Yannus