Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:33 am
i can't do 'punny news' when the story is that disturbing
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:33 am
madding why didn't your crack team of experts keep that pedo locked up?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:34 am
also, since you have talked to these types, can you explain why they immediately commit the same crimes right after being released from jail?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:35 am
do they do a whole "i was born this way" sob story
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:35 am
Yes, prisons don't work.
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:36 am
what do you advise?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:37 am
Dreadfort justice?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:40 am
Angerzone justice?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:40 am
checkbox came here and didn't post. holy shit that's a first
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:40 am
hmmmm that's suspicious
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:41 am
perhaps he is the leak?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:41 am
but who is he leaking to?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:41 am
maybe now that this thread is public again my legions of guests will return
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:42 am
they all vanished when the thread went private
sort of like Howard Stern's listeners when he moved to Sirius
sort of like Howard Stern's listeners when he moved to Sirius
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:42 am
what boy didn't watch Howard Stern's show in the early 2000s for the blurred out tits?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:43 am
i wonder if making a career out of interviewing porn stars gets old?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:44 am
i mean does every porn interview, even the ones in the movies, need to open with 'how old were you when' and end with 'what would your father say?'
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:44 am
at least change it up!
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:46 am
"What were your hopes and dreams before choosing to sell your body on camera?"
"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"
"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"
"Are you a good cook?"
"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"
"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"
"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"
"Are you a good cook?"
"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:47 am
who can get into the mood right after being asked what their father thinks of their porn career!
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:48 am
Hmm. Acully is goo kwezshun. I tend to favor eudamoniac principles when it comes to criminal rehabilitation (reduce laws, reduce materialism, reward volunteerism) but I do admit my brain sizzles a bit at the idea of not just crucifying that literal piece of human garbage.what do you advise?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:49 am
too tired.... to.. make... jokes
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:50 am
see, look at this thread warrior.too tired.... to.. make... jokes
too tired to make jokes but still has enough fire in his gut to post
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:51 am
I coined the term CI Warrior years ago but Thread Warrior actually sounds half respectable (by internet standards which are low)
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:52 am
I really think Playboy missed the boat with their interviews back in the day. All it takes is one Playmate saying she loves shoving twenty-sided dice up her hoo-hah during role-play and so many nerds would have spontaneously ejaculated at that point that they'd have such a loyal legion of fans, buying multiple copies of every issue (one for reading, one MIP, one double-bagged and vaulted), that we probably wouldn't have the internet today."What were your hopes and dreams before choosing to sell your body on camera?"
"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"
"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"
"Are you a good cook?"
"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:52 am
I can't trust a man whose post count parallels the rise of Nazism.Hmm. Acully is goo kwezshun. I tend to favor eudamoniac principles when it comes to criminal rehabilitation (reduce laws, reduce materialism, reward volunteerism) but I do admit my brain sizzles a bit at the idea of not just crucifying that literal piece of human garbage.what do you advise?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:53 am
soon he'll hit the 1940s
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:54 am
Dude, that is incredibly crass. The female organ is not something to be disrespected like that.I really think Playboy missed the boat with their interviews back in the day. All it takes is one Playmate saying she loves shoving twenty-sided dice up her hoo-hah during role-play and so many nerds would have spontaneously ejaculated at that point that they'd have such a loyal"What were your hopes and dreams before choosing to sell your body on camera?"
"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"
"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"
"Are you a good cook?"
"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"
legion of fans, buying multiple copies of every issue (one for reading, one MIP, one double-bagged and vaulted), that we probably wouldn't have the internet today.
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:55 am
Fuchen diesem hund das sitzen aus eine mannes runde.
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:57 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:58 am
pendulum where is your new sig for this week?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:01 am
If I ever meet a girl who likes having dice in her hoo haw im only sticking my wing wang into her poopenschaaft.
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:01 am
good man
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:01 am
otherwise things might get dicey
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:02 am
The Hoo-Hay is a large wind instrument similar to a piano I invented for my Dungeons and Dragons campaign!Dude, that is incredibly crass. The female organ is not something to be disrespected like that.I really think Playboy missed the boat with their interviews back in the day. All it takes is one Playmate saying she loves"What were your hopes and dreams before choosing to sell your body on camera?"
"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"
"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"
"Are you a good cook?"
"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"
shoving twenty-sided dice up her hoo-hah during role-play and so many nerds would have spontaneously ejaculated at that point that they'd have such a loyal legion of fans, buying multiple copies of every issue (one for reading, one MIP, one double-bagged and vaulted), that we probably wouldn't have the internet today.
...wait.
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:04 am
I know right? It's not like me at all.pendulum where is your new sig for this week?
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:08 am
Oh twisted me I came to eat at the hall where we danced to some duds
My crowd of pals observed my fingers and prayed for the lunch I had hung
And cheers rolled out and I thought early of tunas in tennisons tubs.
My crowd of pals observed my fingers and prayed for the lunch I had hung
And cheers rolled out and I thought early of tunas in tennisons tubs.
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:09 am
I'll drink your milkshake.
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:10 am
Crap i thought this was the gutter
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:11 am
checkbox would have posted if it wasCrap i thought this was the gutter