Dies to Removal

Alex is the cherry-picking poster FOS deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

His body is so spergalicious.

Alex is the cherry-picking poster FOS deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Probably a bad metaphor since FOSers don't get anywhere close to cherries.

Alex is the cherry-picking poster FOS deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Probably a bad metaphor since FOSers don't get anywhere close to cherries.

Except their own?

I want some black cherries now.

His body is so spergalicious.

His fedora stay vicious

Big spergs don't cry.

It's my spectrum and I'll cry if I want to

Alex is the cherry-picking poster FOS deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Probably a bad metaphor since FOSers don't get anywhere close to cherries.

I do prefer a fine cougar over a teenie bopper.

You know what's funny about Asperger's jokes? The fact that I can't feel them.

You breeders and your stuff.

Another classic one-liner from Ham.

I'm secretly jelly that I have to deal with emotions. Alex has it made! Redheads minus regret.

Emotions are for pussies

And the gays

InB4 Spam says "And the FoS"

I'm secretly jelly that I have to deal with emotions. Alex has it made! Redheads minus regret.

It is pretty great being me, yeah.

"Nice six damage, it would be a shame if my Courser of Kruphix gained me approximately ten life just by proxy of being awesome."

Except that it's not hard to kill the Courser in combat or just with a Stoke the Flames.

Pretending Courser isn't a big problem for creature based red decks is just dumb

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=256398#p256398:1mj7ng3y]Kaitscralt » Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:06 pm[/url:1mj7ng3y]":1mj7ng3y][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=256261#p256261:1mj7ng3y]Khaospawn » Today, 3:43 pm[/url:1mj7ng3y]":1mj7ng3y][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=256258#p256258:1mj7ng3y]Alex » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:38 pm[/url:1mj7ng3y]":1mj7ng3y]"Nice six damage, it would be a shame if my Courser of Kruphix gained me approximately ten life just by proxy of being awesome."[/quote:1mj7ng3y]
Except that it's not hard to kill the Courser in combat or just with a Stoke the Flames.[/quote:1mj7ng3y]

Pretending Courser isn't a big problem for creature based red decks is just dumb[/quote:1mj7ng3y]
Except I never said said that or insinuated that

Shots fired!

Have no idea why my phone repeated the word said in my last post

You did insinuate it

Pretending you didn't insinuate it is just dumb

Pretending that you didn't pretend to insinuate it is dumb.

I'm pretending to know how to build a deck and testing a RG concoction

GR is probably going to be good, but I really want to try out GU literally because of Hour of Need and Polymorphist's Jest.

Hey assholes, play a WEDGE

But if my deck has more fetches in it, it means it's better!

If there are freelance web devs here, any idea how much I should charge for something that involves a PayPal gateway?

I'm PM Nuwen, she'd know exactly the answer to that question. Or stalk her on Facebook. (Leigh Johnson)

Stalking commenced

There is probably someway to make an incredibly crude joke with her nane

There is probably someway to make an incredibly crude joke with her nane

This is nothing that a grade school child couldn't have concluded on their own.

You breeders and your stuff.

How are we dick smokers the least likely drama queens on FoS?

Thanks for the referral Alex. I'll check the next time I can FB.

Speaking of Nuwen, is there a Geoff Mullin in the clan?

I ask cause said person commented on one of my friends FB posts and was friends with both Nuwen and Fate.

Magic Related:

I mentioned Red decks being weaker(on the small side) and that's because there where some innocuous but very real loses of power in our deck, mainly the 2 slot. BTE and Ash Zealot are basically the best Red Aggressive 2-drops of all time and we lost both leaving a very significant whole in our curve. On top of that, the lack of mutavaults makes flooding much more painful then before.

What this all means isn't necessarily that red is bad, it just means that it's much less powerful. Our red deck last format was actually VERY good because it was packed with very powerful cards. 2/2 FS haste. 2/2 CIPT dark ritual. 3 mana army in a can. Isamaru, hound of Konda. List goes on. Now, we're playing "normal" red decks again in a format that still retains it's very above the curve defensive 3 drops.

As a red mage reverting to playing "normal powered" red decks, to succeed, we either have to
go way under or way over. The small ball approach unfortunately got a lot weaker as well because we lose most of our good 1-drops and tricks as well(loyalists, cackler, makka, and mad-cap skill). We can try to go extreme Tom Ross levels of sligh which may be doable, or we can try going over the top. I like the later option. I'm a fan of doing something either with purphoros+cards that combo with purphoros or Fanatic. Fanatic appeals to me because when it's bad, it's at least a body, and when it's good, it's very powerful helping us retain our 4-5 goldfish. What's happened a lot while experimenting with red, I'll get a bunch of damage in early, then stall out. Well, if I'm stalling, the card I most want to draw is fanatic since it converts otherwise semi-dead resources into extra points of damage. Not only that, it makes Eidolon of the Great Revel playable again since the extra pip is important and the cards naturally work together well for closing out games.

You breeders and your stuff.

How are we dick smokers the least likely drama queens on FoS?

Check your homo privilege!

Emotions are for pussies

And the gays

InB4 Spam says "And the FoS"

FoS is only pussies and gays though.