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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:26 pm
by iamabadman
SO I CAN GO TO YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE!

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:31 pm
by Pendulum
Onar should start doing that thing where he gets so upset he just starts speaking Russian mid-sentence.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:08 pm
by rezombad
Petition to rename thread to "Blathersummit 5: Cloacal Abnormalities"
Create a proper petition: http://www.change.org/
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You're sending some mixed messages here..
This is the only post of the first 44 posts that was not thanked by rezombad.

Why, rezombad? WHY?
Because I hit 1,000. Go look at the archive of balther 4. you can click through dozens of pages without seeing a post not thanked by me (60? maybe 80+)

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:08 pm
by rezombad
Bitches don't know about the thanks.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:09 pm
by Pendulum
Yeah, I can't really be too angry with you, thanking for the post is just epic here.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:09 pm
by rezombad
The heart and soul of thanking posts is thanking for the post rather than thanking the post.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:12 pm
by rezombad
Onar should start doing that thing where he gets so upset he just starts speaking Russian mid-sentence.
I'd much rather him become so frustrated by something that he shits his pants.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:13 pm
by rezombad
Friday afternoon, you bitches need to get your shit in gear.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:15 pm
by Pendulum
Oh, hey, Slammy you know your way around Latin prefixes and such, you have any idea what the correct term for someone who only enjoys sex with multiple partners is? I've been trying to ponder that out for a while now and I'm just stumped; closest I could thing of is "amonogamous" but that would be a wider umbrella term than I'm looking for.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:17 pm
by Pendulum
The heart and soul of thanking posts is thanking for the post rather than thanking the post.
Precisely. When you start doing it you realize you haven't truly thanked for the anything until you've started doing it here.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:21 pm
by rezombad
multiple partners of the same, or opposite sex?

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:24 pm
by Pendulum
multiple partners of the same, or opposite sex?
Pretty much anything, as far as I understand. She says she prefers FFFF (yes, 4 females), but she'll do most anyone as long as there are more than 2 people in the mix.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:26 pm
by rezombad
she has a geometry fetish?

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:28 pm
by iamabadman
multiple partners of the same, or opposite sex?
Pretty much anything, as far as I understand. She says she prefers FFFF (yes, 4 females), but she'll do most anyone as long as there are more than 2 people in the mix.
the fuck

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:35 pm
by rezombad
You know, the sex just isn't interesting if there's no chance of arrest or death.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:35 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Oh, hey, Slammy you know your way around Latin prefixes and such, you have any idea what the correct term for someone who only enjoys sex with multiple partners is? I've been trying to ponder that out for a while now and I'm just stumped; closest I could thing of is "amonogamous" but that would be a wider umbrella term than I'm looking for.
We here call them sluts.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:37 pm
by rezombad
Sexventurer

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:37 pm
by rezombad
Users browsing this forum: Mogadishu Jones, Pendulum, Sir Sapphire the 3rd and 1 guest

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:39 pm
by Pendulum
she has a geometry fetish?
That's the nutshell of it, it seems. She claims not to be able to experience sexual attraction to a single partner at a time and uses terms like 'dual-attraction' and 'triadism'; I have no idea how in the hell you develop that as your thing but whatev's.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:40 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.
You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.


nAnyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.
Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.
oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as much as I hate onar
Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the nuts and rip your hairbrush out your ass through your gooch. What the Sam hell is wrong with you?

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:41 pm
by rezombad
Besides being Checkbox? No idea. Dr. Pendulum, what's your take on this situation?

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:44 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
And the day is normal.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:44 pm
by rezombad
she has a geometry fetish?
That's the nutshell of it, it seems. She claims not to be able to experience sexual attraction to a single partner at a time and uses terms like 'dual-attraction' and 'triadism'; I have no idea how in the hell you develop that as your thing but whatev's.
Tell that slut to see a therapist or something.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:45 pm
by rezombad
Then buy a blowup doll and have a threesome with her and the doll.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:48 pm
by rezombad
badman is getting close to having thanked almost as much as me. Better protect my title.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:55 pm
by Pendulum
Besides being Checkbox? No idea. Dr. Pendulum, what's your take on this situation?
I believe the consensus is something like "not enough dad love, too much uncle love."

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:58 pm
by Pendulum
Then buy a blowup doll and have a threesome with her and the doll.
Oh God no! There aren't enough condoms in the world to get my penis anywhere near that. Even disregarding the like near guarantee that I'd get something, could you imagine accidentally having a kid with her?

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:00 am
by Mogadishu Jones
Also someone just got rebanned :)
Not to complain or anything, but I still seem to be here....
Please leave.

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:02 am
by iamabadman
mine are natural and from day one you usurper of the throne!

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:11 am
by rezombad
Then buy a blowup doll and have a threesome with her and the doll.
Oh God no! There aren't enough condoms in the world to get my penis anywhere near that. Even disregarding the like near guarantee that I'd get something, could you imagine accidentally having a kid with her?
If you're not trying to have sex with her, why even talk to her?

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:15 am
by rezombad
He asked incredulously.

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:16 am
by DroppinSuga
Fuck a bitch, motherfuck a bitch

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:18 am
by Checkbox
i talk about being mad about a pizza mogul's upturned nose to his employee's welfare like we're not about to
really violate the fuck out of some human rights in syria.
You guys are not only planning to violate human rights , but destroy the concept.


Anyway : Thrillho , your Tumblir has hidden gems of humor, I enjoyed it very much.
Can you please not ignore the drama. Thanks.
oh my fucking god I hate yoy almost as much as I hate onar
Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the nuts and rip your hairbrush out your ass through your gooch. What the Sam hell is wrong with you?
thank you for your feedback. It will be taken under advisement

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:24 am
by iamabadman
Fuck a bitch, motherfuck a bitch

your wife ragging bro? fuck her in her period hole as louie c.k. would say

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:25 am
by Checkbox
I love louie ck

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:26 am
by Kaitscralt
have any of you guys ever seen checkbox? it explains so much.

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:26 am
by Kaitscralt
Image

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:27 am
by Kaitscralt
found that on his facebook

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:30 am
by DroppinSuga
Oh Scralty, you so original.

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:32 am
by iamabadman
inb4clownrapegirl