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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:52 pm
by Valdarith
New phoenix is sweet. Black Hellrider is pretty cool too. No haste though. :(

Warchief - play RW aggro.

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:10 pm
by Jamie
If you win with boring creatures like stormbreath dragon, did you really win at all?

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:08 pm
by Valdarith
If Jamie speaks, but no one listens, is he still wrong?

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:15 pm
by Khaospawn
I found this thread and I couldn't help but laugh. viewtopic.php?f=90&t=2906
Not sure what's funny, the premonition was true. Treasure Cruise, Dig Through Time and Ascendancy are the only three cards worth mentioning in the set, two of which aren't even rares. That's pretty bad.

Every set is going to have a few cards that shape formats, but to pretend that we're playing a format similiar in powerlevel to the one where Jace, Stoneforge, Probe, Delver, Misstep, Snapcaster, Titans, Batterskull, Wurmcoil Engine, Infect as a mechanic, and Birthing Pod all existed TOGETHER would be pretty damned foolish. Cards are definitely, as a whole, less powerful right now.
You forgot Siege Rhino. Just sayin'.

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:20 pm
by Khaospawn
I love that name!

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:23 pm
by Khaospawn
Rhino McSiegeman.

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:24 pm
by Khaospawn
Horn-face McPherson.

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:08 pm
by hamfactorial
Jaced God.
Jaced God fucked my bitch, I ain't even mad

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:10 pm
by hamfactorial
Dat new Phoenix!!
If anyone was foolish enough to play Dos Rakis in Modern ( :V ) that phoenix would be a sweet addition to the mix.

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:17 am
by hamfactorial
Ugh like totally

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:28 am
by Jamie
nonkin like you guys wouldn't understand me. Wolf-appropriation is a serious issue. You guys don't know what its like to face the outside world feeling like a spirit wolf on the inside. check your species privilege.

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:40 am
by hamfactorial
Wow just wow

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:40 am
by hamfactorial
I literally can't even

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:18 am
by LP, of the Fires
Just looked at soulfire grandmaster. I like how that card turns stoke the flames into warleaders helix with pseudo conspire.

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 6:57 am
by windstrider
The new Phoenix and Sarkhan complement each other nicely, almost like the interaction between Chandra and her Phoenix.

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:03 pm
by Valdarith
Stormbreath Dragon complements it pretty well too.

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 4:44 pm
by Khaospawn
I compliment you folks for being handsome devils. Except for Madding. He's just plain purdy.

:scrump:

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 6:10 pm
by Kaitscralt
:iiam2:

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:13 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Khaospawn, second hardest of the gays lol.

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:49 am
by Lightning_Dolt

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 12:51 pm
by Dechs Kaison
So, as one of a very few native English speakers around here, I occasionally get asked to explain English phrases. Well, today a Korean came over to me with a piece of paper and this written on it: "I was so drunk that when I got home I blew chunks."

"It means vomit." No problem, right?

Well, that wasn't good enough, so he later comes over with the context for the phrase. Turns out it's from a joke and the punchline is "You don't understand, my dog's name is Chunks."

I lost it.

"What mean blew chunks? What mean he blew dog?"

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 3:04 pm
by zemanjaski
Joe Scluzero from Sneak and Show won GP Manilla.

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 3:22 pm
by Kaitscralt
ok

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 4:22 pm
by Valdarith
I was expecting a better troll comment like "Must not have been too hard because foreign Magic players are trash."

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 4:50 pm
by Kaitscralt
his comment was just kinda random, nobody knows any players on team sneak and show

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:14 am
by LP, of the Fires
Guy from one of the local stores won GP Denver.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:20 am
by Kaitscralt
now you're trying to anger me

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:21 am
by hamfactorial
Some dude won that thing the other day

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:22 am
by LP, of the Fires
He was playing UB control which is pretty sweet.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:23 am
by Kaitscralt
jared boettcher played at maverick and i's lgs

he smells

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:36 am
by Kaitscralt
see how i said an interesting fact about a person who everyone knows

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:42 am
by hamfactorial
Z is Australian

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:42 am
by hamfactorial
Madding sometimes enjoys riding the bus

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:43 am
by hamfactorial
Khaospawn is drunk

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 4:56 am
by Lightning_Dolt
The new GP trophies are ugly.

Inb4 good thing I'll never win one.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:22 am
by Kaitscralt
well... you won't

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:56 am
by zemanjaski
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-one ... e-you-1458

Which one of my garbage sons are you?

I am the dreaded Laramie.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:01 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
I top8'd an FNM

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:02 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
A while ago.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:04 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Well,if I want to be entirely accurate, I almost top8'd an FNM