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Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:21 pm**

I'm just going to highlight silly posts now.

Yeah hurry up so I can flip this set of FNM Bloodbraids I got for a total of $9 two months ago.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:22 pm**

Definitely this one.

I am not overly surprised at Modern but the Legacy ban is very disappointing. My $1000 investment into Cruise Burn just became pointless.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:24 pm**

Always love when people offer this to explain why a deck is good. UWR won a PT!

It won a GP.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:25 pm**

Alright I no longer feel the need to dredge up and respond to the 300+ comments on my treasure cruise banning article to belittle people.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:32 pm**

Is it really that incorrect to call it pointless when I spent all that money only to have the primary card I made the changes for get banned before I could even use the deck? I do still have the cards and I can trade/sell them which is why I don't call it a loss but that money would have been much more useful spent elsewhere.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:36 pm**

I'm just going to highlight silly posts now.

Yeah hurry up so I can flip this set of FNM Bloodbraids I got for a total of $9 two months ago.

I don't think it was silly to suggest that Bloodbraid Elf could be unbanned. A lot of high-level players believed this would happen, and I snatched up the Bloodbraids long before people were making this prediction. I'm taking no loss because they will now be worth exactly what I bought them for two months ago, and the cost of the investment was so low.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:37 pm**

It was absurdly naive to invest that much in a treasure cruise deck.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:37 pm**

Always love when people offer this to explain why a deck is good. UWR won a PT!

It won a GP.

I stated a fact.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:38 pm**

Who were these high level players saying BBE would be unbanned? I need to make fun of them.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:39 pm**

Always love when people offer this to explain why a deck is good. UWR won a PT!

It won a GP.
I stated a fact.

You sure did

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:39 pm**

Z, we understand that you're upset right now. And rightfully so. WotC took away 2 of your toys. But that's no need to rile people up. That's what we have Kait for.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:40 pm**

Also, +1 on your FB post. I literally lol'd.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:40 pm**

I'm still at a loss to how Siege Rhino can be legal and Bloodbraid cannot. I understand that Bloodbraid can potentially cascade into Lilliana and others, but I still don't find the cards to be too dissimilar.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:41 pm**

Who were these high level players saying BBE would be unbanned? I need to make fun of them.

People with a lot more credibility than you and I.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:42 pm**

Because BBE was a feared card in a deck that had a "high" saturation in Modern whereas Siege Rhino is a Standard card that is just starting to see play. I am not saying you are wrong, just going over their likely reasoning.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:42 pm**

Z, we understand that you're upset right now. And rightfully so. WotC took away 2 of your toys. But that's no need to rile people up. That's what we have Kait for.

I'm blowing off steam in private so I don't dredge up and critique 400 dumb posts from my treasure cruise article.

Yes, I'm actually concerned I'd do that.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:42 pm**

And speaking of Facebook, I can't get enough of posting this literally everywhere.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:43 pm**

Who were these high level players saying BBE would be unbanned? I need to make fun of them.
People with a lot more credibility than you and I.

I'm an mtg pro don't ya know

Names or redaction, your pick.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:44 pm**

Z, we understand that you're upset right now. And rightfully so. WotC took away 2 of your toys. But that's no need to rile people up. That's what we have Kait for.
I'm blowing off steam in private so I don't dredge up and critique 400 dumb posts from my treasure cruise article.

Yes, I'm actually concerned I'd do that.

I, for one, would actually love to see that happen. But, you're probably right in that you shouldn't.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:46 pm**

Why should Z self-censor? He's an mtg pro by his own estimation.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:46 pm**

He's top 8'd numerous GPT's!

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:47 pm**

In a row!

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:47 pm**

I value sponsorship more than pointing out sperglords. GW Hatebears really did keep Delver out of the meta afterall.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:48 pm**

Spergilicious.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:48 pm**

The joke was "won three GPTs in a row" do I have to do everything, god.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:49 pm**

Could've sworn it was Top 8'd.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:50 pm**

Who were these high level players saying BBE would be unbanned? I need to make fun of them.
People with a lot more credibility than you and I.

I'm an mtg pro don't ya know

Names or redaction, your pick.

Tom Ross and Brian Braun Duin both predicted they'd be unbanned.

I also wouldn't brag about being a "pro" considering your lack of results so far. It takes a lot more to be a pro than going 0-3 at the WMC.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:50 pm**

Tough love, ya know.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:51 pm**

Found it!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am a lawyer/boyfriend/anime enthusiast, and I’ve been involved in numerous videos on Channel Fireball, and I have over 3 consecutive GPT Top 8s. I am trained in Boros Burn and I’m the top Lavamancer in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with technical expertise the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of professional magic players across the USA and your DCI number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your accomplishments. You’re fucking dead, kid. You’re kidding yourself if you think we are remotely close in skill. Not only am I extensively trained in every format known to man, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Channel Fireball Pantheon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your attempt to joust with a known player was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the ultimate price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit technical expertise all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:52 pm**

I went 6-1 and you suck at sarcasm.

You're so fun to bait, it's as if you've not learned anything in two years at times.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:52 pm**

Whoa whoa settle down in here, the jimmies have been rustled enough already.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:52 pm**

Touché sir.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:53 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:53 pm**

First Alex now Birthing Pod!

THE HUMANITY

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:53 pm**

I went 6-1 and you suck at sarcasm.

You're so fun to bait, it's as if you've not learned anything in two years at times.

Considering you've been around for two years, you should know I love playing along.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:54 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:56 pm**

It's okay, we can go back to our Delver decks as they were before: tier 2 and with no bandwagon fans.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:57 pm**

Guys, we're grown manchildren. There's no need for this.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:58 pm**

The "top Lavamancer in the entire world" is still my favorite part of Z's copypasta.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:00 pm**

The access to the CFB Pantheon is my second favorite part after the 3 consecutive GPT top 8's.

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