[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[nme]

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Rhinos.

[nme]

Leave the Rhino. Take the cannoli.

[hamfactorial]

The rhino's name is now Fredo, he broke my heart.

[Purp]

Chillin out max, relaxin all cool,
windmill slammin siege rhinos outside of my school.

[rcwraspy]

There is the weirdest formatting error going on with LP's decklist that I can't edit out for the life of me.

Remove the number from the deck name, then put in a "creature" header without a number preceding it.

[rcwraspy]

of course his list is now buried a few pages ago. But by the time I come back to the thread your insult of me for being late will be buried as well so I won't see it. If a Kaitscralt scralts in the thread and nobody reads it, did it make a kait?

[Kaitscralt]

There is the weirdest formatting error going on with LP's decklist that I can't edit out for the life of me.

Remove the number from the deck name, then put in a "creature" header without a number preceding it.

[Kaitscralt]

Close but still not working

[rcwraspy]

sorry, don't stop at "creature." Put a header in front of each card type.

[rcwraspy]

and sideboard if there's one there.

[Kaitscralt]

I tried all these things and more this morning, you can feel free to quote his post 4 pages back and mess with the deck if you want to be the forum hero we deserve

[rcwraspy]

Posted this when talking about potential ajundi builds:

[deck]1 Ajani Vengeant
4 Siege Rhino
4 Tarmogoyf
3 Lingering Souls
3 Liliana of the Veil
4 Inquisition of Kozilek
2 Thoughtseize
4 Lightning Bolt
3 Abrupt Decay
4 Scavenging Ooze
1 Maelstrom Pulse
3 Path to Exile[/deck]

Found this while studying junk manabases on Modo:

[deck]Creatures - 13
3 Scavenging Ooze
4 Tarmogoyf
2 Courser of Kruphix
4 Siege Rhino

Spells - 22
2 Lingering Souls
3 Liliana of the Veil
1 Ajani Vengeant
2 Inquisition of Kozilek
3 Thoughtseize
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Abrupt Decay
1 Maelstrom Pulse
2 Path to Exile

Land - 25
3 Blackcleave Cliffs
1 Plains
1 Swamp
1 Forest
4 Verdant Catacombs
4 Marsh Flats
3 Raging Ravine
1 Blood Crypt
1 Overgrown Tomb
1 Godless Shrine
1 Temple Garden
1 Grove of the Burnwillows
1 Stirring Wildwood
1 Stomping Ground
1 Bloodstained Mire

Sideboard - 15
1 Thoughtseize
2 Timely Reinforcements
2 Aven Mindcensor
2 Anger of the Gods
2 Golgari Charm
2 Stony Silence
3 Fulminator Mage
1 Slaughter Games[/deck]

Other then the sideboard being a little off and having 1 less black source then I prefer, I actually like the look of this deck and was pleasantly surprised to find someone grindy successfully with it(same game played this deck across all the modern dailies to cash finishes).

I think he's a couple cards short of a full deck.

[rcwraspy]

i want my medal.

[LP, of the Fires]

I actually noticed and edited the post to include them which apparently never happened. It's a stomping ground and bloodstained mire.

[rcwraspy]

damn it LP that re-fucked the formatting

[Kaitscralt]

he's been a great help

[LP, of the Fires]

Looks like I'm helping test for pro tour tonight. Will report back with thoughts on modern and draft

[Khaospawn]

[deck]suck it[/deck]

Sometimes you gotta move categories around to make it even. I think this is the best that it's going to get.

[Khaospawn]

I really think it was just all the siege rhinos overpowering the deck tags.

[Khaospawn]

"My name is Siege Rhino. After five years in hell, I have come home with only one goal: to siege my city. Now others have joined my crusade, to them I'm Siege Rhino. To the rest of Tarkir city, I am someone else. I am... something else."

Previously on Rhino.

[Col. Khaddafi]

This is why everyone should be using http://www.mtg.tcgdeck.com

Which only has Standard cards. And not the new set because I forgot that I was making a website again until today.

It also doesn't work on iOS browsers.

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You've been a great help

[LP, of the Fires]

Best thing I learned tonight about fate reforged draft is that red cards are great.

Turns out the boulderfall/act of treason deck is the nut and if you act of treason a jeskai infiltrator that bitch is yours. Also, Jeskai colors rock.

Combined record of Jeskai decks in the draft was 7-2 amongst three of us and both losses where to each other.


Andrew Brown, myself and Tom Lapille where feeding each other and our decks where Mardu tokens, RW/u agro and WU/r prowess and all of our decks where very good.

The blue cards in fate are great, the red ones are very good if you're aggressive, and the white ones are pretty decent as well.

Modern also happened. Tron is fucking stupid. This is not in relation to how good or bad the deck is. It's just stupid.

Next to cranial plating, siege rhino is the most morally offensive card to players who care about there life total. If you play modern and you want to play siege rhino, card feels a LOT better in aggressive decks. They can still be midrange, but you want to be focused on attacking.

If you're into grindy type decks and you want to play junk, this likely just means you should skew your deck to have more lingering souls and aggressive walkers like sorin, solemn visitor.

Affinity, still awesome.

[Khaospawn]

I was having a beer last night with my Junk-playing buddy. After beating him numerous times on turns 3-5 with my insane Goblin deck , he played my Storm deck against me. I think we crammed 20 games in about an hour. Most games didn't go past turn 3 or 4, and we were about 50-50 in games. Fun stuff.

[Khaospawn]

Also, Storm is still pretty good against Junk, even with all the disruption spells they play. However, double Goyf into a Rhino is a very real clock.

[Kaitscralt]

Best thing I learned tonight about fate reforged draft is that red cards are great.

Turns out the boulderfall/act of treason deck is the nut and if you act of treason a jeskai infiltrator that bitch is yours. Also, Jeskai colors rock.

Combined record of Jeskai decks in the draft was 7-2 amongst three of us and both losses where to each other.


Andrew Brown, myself and Tom Lapille where feeding each other and our decks where Mardu tokens, RW/u agro and WU/r prowess and all of our decks where very good.

The blue cards in fate are great, the red ones are very good if you're aggressive, and the white ones are pretty decent as well.

Modern also happened. Tron is fucking stupid. This is not in relation to how good or bad the deck is. It's just stupid.

Next to cranial plating, siege rhino is the most morally offensive card to players who care about there life total. If you play modern and you want to play siege rhino, card feels a LOT better in aggressive decks. They can still be midrange, but you want to be focused on attacking.

If you're into grindy type decks and you want to play junk, this likely just means you should skew your deck to have more lingering souls and aggressive walkers like sorin, solemn visitor.

Affinity, still awesome.

interesting, all the reviews from the worlds best mtg minds have red as the worst limited color in fates. but FoS scrump #283 says red is awesome

[Kaitscralt]

time is just a concept and always the first thing to fade

[Kaitscralt]

Everyone knew Jeskai was the best, you fool of a Took

[Kaitscralt]

to close, let me pick up those names you just dropped, name dropping is for fucking queers, Huey told me so while we were hanging out

[Kaitscralt]

I choose defeat. I walk away.

[Kaitscralt]

Posted this when talking about potential ajundi builds:

[deck]1 Ajani Vengeant
4 Siege Rhino
4 Tarmogoyf
3 Lingering Souls
3 Liliana of the Veil
4 Inquisition of Kozilek
2 Thoughtseize
4 Lightning Bolt
3 Abrupt Decay
4 Scavenging Ooze
1 Maelstrom Pulse
3 Path to Exile[/deck]

Found this while studying junk manabases on Modo:

[deck]Creatures - 13
3 Scavenging Ooze
4 Tarmogoyf
2 Courser of Kruphix
4 Siege Rhino

Spells - 22
2 Lingering Souls
3 Liliana of the Veil
1 Ajani Vengeant
2 Inquisition of Kozilek
3 Thoughtseize
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Abrupt Decay
1 Maelstrom Pulse
2 Path to Exile

Land - 25
3 Blackcleave Cliffs
1 Plains
1 Swamp
1 Forest
4 Verdant Catacombs
4 Marsh Flats
3 Raging Ravine
1 Blood Crypt
1 Overgrown Tomb
1 Godless Shrine
1 Temple Garden
1 Grove of the Burnwillows
1 Stirring Wildwood
1 Stomping Ground
1 Bloodstained Mire

Sideboard - 15
1 Thoughtseize
2 Timely Reinforcements
2 Aven Mindcensor
2 Anger of the Gods
2 Golgari Charm
2 Stony Silence
3 Fulminator Mage
1 Slaughter Games[/deck]

Other then the sideboard being a little off and having 1 less black source then I prefer, I actually like the look of this deck and was pleasantly surprised to find someone grindy successfully with it(same game played this deck across all the modern dailies to cash finishes).

I think he's a couple cards short of a full deck.

I think this was your way of calling him stupid. I prefer the tool in the shed metaphor, myself.

[Khaospawn]

I'm more of a light bulb in the box myself.

[Kaitscralt]

How many Siege Rhinos does it take to get an opponent from 20 to 0?

1 - 4, preferably entering the battlefield on consecutive turns so your opponent can cry about how it always happens

[Kaitscralt]

Mr. Rhino! How many sieges does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

"Let's find out!"

*stomp* "a-one!" *stomp* "a-ta-hoo" *stomp* "thrrreeee"

"Three."

[Purp]

[deck]4 Ornithopter
4 Monastery Swiftspear
2 Jeskai Sage
3 Rabblemaster

3 Reality Shift
3 Searing Blood
4 Hordeling Outburst
4 Wild slash
4 Ensoul Artifact
3 Lightning Strike
2 Collateral Damage
2 Shrapnel Blast

4 Darksteel Citadel
2 Island
4 Mana Confluence
3 Mountain
4 Shivan Reef
4 Temple of Epiphany[/deck]

Yep, I did it

[Kaitscralt]

What have you done to us... you've kill us...

[Kaitscralt]

[deck]4 Ornithopter
4 Monastery Swiftspear
2 Jeskai Sage
3 Rabblemaster
4 Siege Rhino

3 Reality Shift
3 Searing Blood
4 Hordeling Outburst
4 Wild slash
4 Ensoul Artifact
3 Lightning Strike
2 Collateral Damage
2 Shrapnel Blast

4 Darksteel Citadel
2 Island
4 Mana Confluence
3 Mountain
4 Shivan Reef
4 Temple of Epiphany[/deck]

Yep, I did it

[Purp]

Fixed.

[Valdarith]

Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

[Kaitscralt]

Never trust a red bro

[Khaospawn]

Never trust a rhino.