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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:15 pm
by Shalako
I used Cleverbot for the first time today.

I think I broke it.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:16 pm
by Shalako
User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human being.

User: Why are you here?

Cleverbot: I am programmed to be here.

User: How are you a human being then?

Cleverbot: I calculate things. Is that not the only thing a computer does?

User: Relevance?

Cleverbot: No I like you.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:24 pm
by Kaitscralt
Welcome to 2005.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:33 pm
by Shalako
I bought 2 Pizzas Yesterday.

They are now gone and I'm pretty fucking sure I didn't eat two pizzas by myself.

?_?

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:42 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Next time just buy what you can eat before its stolen

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:47 pm
by Yannaria
User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hows it going?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Trolling the administrators on MTG salvation.

Cleverbot: Really? I had no idea!

User: Yeah of course. Do you like those guys?

Cleverbot: I used to. Now I like the Diamondbacks.

Cleverbot likes the Diamondbacks more than the admins on Sally

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:51 pm
by ( G_R )
Anyone tried that Android version of Siri yet? Name escapes me right now...

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:52 pm
by Yannaria
Siri, find me a hooker

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:59 pm
by Shalako
Whelp 80 Mins Later I can say that Pizza is no longer in my house.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:37 pm
by ExarionUniverse1
Anyone tried that Android version of Siri yet? Name escapes me right now...
Razor if I not mistaken?

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:58 pm
by Shalako
I'm going to see if one of my friends walked into my house.

Stole My Pizza.

And didn't touch anything else.

(My Friends are dicks)

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:59 pm
by Shalako
You ever sit down and go what am I doing with my life I just spend 2 hours looking for pizza?

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:26 pm
by iamabadman
your fat

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:43 pm
by Kaitscralt
+1

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:53 pm
by iamabadman
+2

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:18 pm
by Yannaria
+3

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:26 pm
by Kaitscralt
Shalako ordered himself two pizza's, what happened afterwards doesn't matter

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:30 pm
by Thrillho
maybe it was the noid.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:30 pm
by Thrillho
it's been recommended that one distances oneself from locations the noid is at.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:46 pm
by Blackhound
On what grounds are you appealing...................

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:46 pm
by Blackhound
That is a good question.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:46 pm
by Blackhound
:scared: :iiam:

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:59 pm
by Blackhound

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:59 pm
by Blackhound
Bored.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:00 pm
by Blackhound
Blarg.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:01 pm
by iamabadman
penis

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:03 pm
by Blackhound
Were ?

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:03 pm
by Blackhound
inb4

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:03 pm
by Blackhound
On your head.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:07 pm
by Yannaria
tell them train simulator bitch mother fucker what you know?

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:18 pm
by Blackhound
Hello guests.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:19 pm
by Blackhound
tell them train simulator bitch mother fucker what you know?
Somehow I think the appeal thread would be locked.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:20 pm
by Blackhound
Onto page 218.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:20 pm
by Blackhound
It was page 218 right ?

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:21 pm
by Blackhound
Users browsing this forum: Blackhound and 3 guests

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:21 pm
by Blackhound
Register and speak.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:22 pm
by Blackhound
Speak yo minds.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:23 pm
by Kaitscralt
Tell them to run a simulator train on her

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:24 pm
by Blackhound
I have no idea what that means but I like the sounds of it.

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:25 pm
by Yannaria
smoke coal eer ree day