Dies to Removal

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:49 pm**

I have juvenile diabetes and have since I was a kid.

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:49 pm**

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:49 pm**

what does that have to do with morbidly obese women

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:58 pm**

I probably should, but I am reluctant.

I feel like I'm probably facing my quarter life crisis. I can't find work in my field, I'm working shitty jobs, stuck living at home for now, friends all have wives / kids and I'm just feeling lost.

Magic gives me a little escape, but it's not working anymore.

Definitely talk to a professional. They can prescribe meds if you need them. I can tell you from personal experience that Zoloft works wonders.

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:00 pm**

X-2, but who cares? Gimme dem meds

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:02 pm**

Precisely

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:02 pm**

is this the part where everyone talks about how they're fat and depressed cause i have nothing to add but more fatties

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:03 pm**

Thrillho the voice of reason ITT, unexpected

Whenever someone has serious real life issues im like the first guy in there making a real talk for a better tomorrow. Don't front.

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:17 pm**

Good guy Thrillho.

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:51 pm**

Madding useless as ever.

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:51 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:52 pm**

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:31 pm**

u gotta date women as an escape from the horrors of mtg

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:16 pm**

amongst other reasons

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:30 pm**

Who was it that wanted the Judge Bolts?

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:03 pm**

look at dem judge bolts

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:05 pm**

Just like that damn dress debacle all over again.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:28 am**

Lol @ people in their 30s who thought they were gen X
nope sorry you're with the lazy peterpan millennials and their xbox and ipod addictions.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:36 am**

[deck]4 Seeker of the Way
2 Anafenza, Kin Tree Spirit
2 Brimaz, King of Oreskos
4 Ojutai's Exemplars
2 Dragonlord Ojutai

1 Dissolve
4 Myth Realized
4 Defiant Strike
4 Anticipate
2 Disdainful Stroke
3 Valorous Stance
2 Ojutai's Command
2 Dig Through Time

4 Temple of Enlightenment
4 Flooded Strand
4 Tranquil Cove
1 Haven of the Spirit Dragon
6 Plains
5 Islands[/deck]

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:39 am**

Myth Realized seems high variance so it could be either great or terrible. I like the rest of the deck. If myth is bad, you get to play removal and/or more 2 drops which is attractive. It's also possible that you just don't want dig through time, but that seems ridiculous.

Since you're 2 color, you can also play a bunch of off-color fetches if dig turns out to be great and you potentially want more copies.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:54 am**

Why not a Jeskai Tokens shell?

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:56 am**

In Tokens, I'd rather play a land.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:58 am**

Honestly, I haven't bothered working on Tokens yet. I'm in the 'brew new decks' stage.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:16 am**

Trying to make Temur from crap to decent is hard but I think I might have something okay here:

[deck]
Creatures
3 Stormbreath Dragon
4 Thunderbreak Regent
4 Savage Knuckleblade
3 Courser of Kruphix
3 Heir of the Wilds
4 Sylvan Caryatid

Planeswalkers
3 Sarkhan, Unbroken
2 Xenagos, The Reveler

Spells
1 Outpost Siege
4 Lightning Strike
3 Crater's Claws
2 Roast

24 lands

Sideboard
3 Wild Slash
3 Anger of the Gods
1 Outpost Siege
2 Reclamation Sage
2 Nylea's Disciple
2 Negate
2 Disdainful Stroke
[/deck]

Too many people caught up trying to make Temur Control or Dragons.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:19 am**

I made day two I'm 7 and 2. Name Maurice Mitchell, wish me luck guys

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:37 am**

Fuck yeah, brosif.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:41 am**

Nice!

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:58 am**

Honestly, I haven't bothered working on Tokens yet. I'm in the 'brew new decks' stage.

Get a load of this guy. He actually brews new decks instead of copying the hard work of several more talented individuals.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 4:27 am**

In Tokens, I'd rather play a land.

so you put it in a deck where it does even less than it would in a deck made for it.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 4:32 am**

I was being sarcastic. It might be fine in tokens. I think Purp said he liked it.

As I mentioned, I haven't updated established decks yet.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 4:42 am**

LP, all 3 times I've copied your standard decks I've hit money or barely missed out on tiebreakers. Thanks a lot.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 6:18 am**

After looking at all the cards in DoT and brewing for a bit, I still just want to play the banana man.

all

fucking

4

tasigurs

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 6:53 am**

I want to run infinite atarka's.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:01 am**

I want to get drunk.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:14 am**

Apparently Z got DQ'd at Auckland for cheating.

THE SCUMMIEST!

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:31 am**

http://magic.wizards.com/en/events/cove ... 2015-03-14

Doesn't have any details.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:43 am**

Two tweets say he got caught with a Whisperwood Elemental in his lap. That's all the info I've seen, no idea how reliable. I poked him on messenger, but yeah, he's probably getting fired and suspended if that's actually what happened (but who knows). It's tough to get DQ'd nowadays.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 9:01 am**

Tsk tsk.

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:08 am**

Don't doubt me.

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