Dies to Removal

The resemblance is real.

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How did you get the dirty hobo look? Is that just natural?
That photo is intense, damn

He performed his usual ritual of not showering for weeks.

He's gotten addicted to the smell of hookers and blow emanating from his sweat glands.

What's with nerds complaining about the name you give your deck?

because it's stupid

In a strange bit of irony, I'm gonna name my next deck Kaitscralt.

mono red scralt isnt as good as R/B scralt

now this is a knife

[deck]/ RJHendricks (4 - 0)
/Standard Daily on 2015-04-05
Creatures
4 Jeskai Barricade
4 Nyx Weaver
2 Purphoros, God of the Forge
4 Satyr Wayfinder
4 Siege Rhino
4 Sylvan Caryatid
2 Wall of Essence
4 Wall of Mulch
Spells
4 Commune with the Gods
4 Rally the Ancestors
2 Assault Formation
Lands
1 Caves of Koilos
3 Forest
2 Llanowar Wastes
1 Mountain
2 Plains
4 Sandsteppe Citadel
2 Temple of Malady
2 Temple of Plenty
4 Windswept Heath
2 Wooded Foothills
Sideboard
2 Abzan Charm
4 Altar of the Brood
1 Crux of Fate
1 Dromoka's Command
1 End Hostilities
2 Mastery of the Unseen
4 Thoughtseize[/deck]

Jeskai Barricade LOLOLOL

Josh were gonna need you to stream that deck for your next video series.

It's weird having people get this hype over standard lately. Makes me feel like I'm actually missing out on something.

You are. This Standard environment is fantastic.

I don't mind, really. I've been filling my Friday nights with other social things that I'd probably enjoy more than a good standard environment. It would be nice to play online instead, but I'm worried that I'd waste too much of my free time on the program. So instead, I just talk about Magic here and watch videos of much better players enjoying the game.

You're a play set of foil force of wills away from living the dream.

There are a lot of viable decks in standard right now because every deck is equally unplayably bad

its a matter of choosing which deck sucks the least, which is mono red

Personal victory of the day (and I just woke up):

Mascioli hits his goal of $750 on a GoFundMe within 3 days (which is very respectable). People are congratulating him.

Then this:

Chris Mascioli The important thing is my project beat out Rick Grimes
18 mins · Like
Justin K Alderman Congrats on hitting your goal.
13 mins · Like · 1

green white devotion seems strong as ever, I agree.

Anyone have an up-to-date list for red devotion?

Nope. Back to the drawing board. Can't beat GR consistently enough.

Gotta either splash white or black for better tools. Might actually be black since ult. price and thoughtseize are efficient and don't get blown out like chain. Downside of black is you have to play basic swamp.

I'd start the sideboard looking something like this with the removal spot fluctuating based on how good roast is maindeck week in and out. It's also possible that GR is enough better(while operating in similar design space) that devotion isn't good enough. The payoff is fanatic of mogis and if jamming regent is better more then half the time on 4, then red devotion loses purpose.

4 thoughtseize
4 Thunderbreak Regent
3 Ult. Price
2 Hammer of Purphoros
2 Self Inflicted Wound

gives a shit

Nope. Back to the drawing board. Can't beat GR consistently enough.

Gotta either splash white or black for better tools. Might actually be black since ult. price and thoughtseize are efficient and don't get blown out like chain. Downside of black is you have to play basic swamp.

I'd start the sideboard looking something like this with the removal spot fluctuating based on how good roast is maindeck week in and out. It's also possible that GR is enough better(while operating in similar design space) that devotion isn't good enough. The payoff is fanatic of mogis and if jamming regent is better more then half the time on 4, then red devotion loses purpose.

4 thoughtseize
4 Thunderbreak Regent
3 Ult. Price
2 Hammer of Purphoros
2 Self Inflicted Wound

No changes in MD from the previous version?

I'm surprised you aren't trying to brew Atarka Whip, LP.

Good morning, Vietnam!

lol

noice

There are a lot of viable decks in standard right now because every deck is equally unplayably bad

abzan.

the only deck i want to play is jeskai tokens because it most resembles a deck with young pyromancer in it, but abzan and whip decks are more or less the upper tier of good and everyone else is just paying lip service to them.

always play siege rhino

Thrillho, i have no words right now.

I would have donated to Tom Martell if he ate an icecream cake made of farts
grats on the 1k$ khaos

Thrillho, i have no words right now.

my only request is that if there's some kind of cool foil in this set (ex. MM1 had commons from Storm I didn't have yet) that if you come across copies i would appreciate a non-zero effort to "get" them for me but i have neither expectation nor desire to send you on a fetch quest for me.

my only other request is that you give tom martell a wedgie.

Now that you made the grand the pressure is on khaos. Don't let it get to your lap.

Personal victory of the day (and I just woke up):

Mascioli hits his goal of $750 on a GoFundMe within 3 days (which is very respectable). People are congratulating him.

Then this:

Chris Mascioli The important thing is my project beat out Rick Grimes
18 mins · Like
Justin K Alderman Congrats on hitting your goal.
13 mins · Like · 1

What a fucking douche. And all the "pros" that jumped on the bandwagon can fuck off too.

Thrillho, i have no words right now.

my only request is that if there's some kind of cool foil in this set (ex. MM1 had commons from Storm I didn't have yet) that if you come across copies i would appreciate a non-zero effort to "get" them for me but i have neither expectation nor desire to send you on a fetch quest for me.

my only other request is that you give tom martell a wedgie.

I'll definitely be on the lookout for whatever you need, just send a list when the set is spoiled. Also, if all else fails, i can always pick whatever it is up from one of the numerous stores in my area.

Now that you made the grand the pressure is on khaos. Don't let it get to your lap.

I almost thought this was a Kait post.

Personal victory of the day (and I just woke up):

Mascioli hits his goal of $750 on a GoFundMe within 3 days (which is very respectable). People are congratulating him.

Then this:

Chris Mascioli The important thing is my project beat out Rick Grimes
18 mins · Like
Justin K Alderman Congrats on hitting your goal.
13 mins · Like · 1

What a fucking douche. And all the "pros" that jumped on the bandwagon can fuck off too.

I saw an opportunity to be the better man and i took it. Didn't have to think about it.

Personal victory of the day (and I just woke up):

Mascioli hits his goal of $750 on a GoFundMe within 3 days (which is very respectable). People are congratulating him.

Then this:

Chris Mascioli The important thing is my project beat out Rick Grimes
18 mins · Like
Justin K Alderman Congrats on hitting your goal.
13 mins · Like · 1

What a fucking douche. And all the "pros" that jumped on the bandwagon can fuck off too.

I saw an opportunity to be the better man and i took it. Didn't have to think about it.

Yeah. I usually let that shit slide, but seriously. What an asshole. I think my reaction is partially due to my tolerance for assholes being overwhelmed in the last few days.

It's over

I'm not over you.

i don't think his comment was the pro bandwagon. i think he's just like "I beat rick grimes" like "people got me funded before a comic book character" which if someone had a gofundme for spiderman or me and i got funded first, i'd be pretty surprised.

but i also may be reading the comment with too much good will.