Dies to Removal

Thrillho, i have no words right now.

my only request is that if there's some kind of cool foil in this set (ex. MM1 had commons from Storm I didn't have yet) that if you come across copies i would appreciate a non-zero effort to "get" them for me but i have neither expectation nor desire to send you on a fetch quest for me.

my only other request is that you give tom martell a wedgie.

I'll definitely be on the lookout for whatever you need, just send a list when the set is spoiled. Also, if all else fails, i can always pick whatever it is up from one of the numerous stores in my area.

no obligation necessary, you will just happen to be wading around more open foil MM2015 product than i will in all of my $0 anticipated spent on it and opportunism and floor-low prices are two wonderful benefits of new set releases.

i don't think his comment was the pro bandwagon. i think he's just like "I beat rick grimes" like "people got me funded before a comic book character" which if someone had a gofundme for spiderman or me and i got funded first, i'd be pretty surprised.

but i also may be reading the comment with too much good will.

I've been pretty jaded lately, so it's probably just me.

i don't think his comment was the pro bandwagon. i think he's just like "I beat rick grimes" like "people got me funded before a comic book character" which if someone had a gofundme for spiderman or me and i got funded first, i'd be pretty surprised.

but i also may be reading the comment with too much good will.

Seeing as he was the one that started the "attack" thread in the first place, I'm sure there was ill-will indirectly pointed at me with that comment. But I'd rather not dwell on that. In fact, I like your assessment better and I'll choose to pick that. In any case, I had a choice to make this morning when it all popped up and I believe I made the right one. In fact, there wasn't much of a choice - the right thing to do would've been to congratulate him.

The best part about all of this is that I'll probably run into some of those people in Vegas.

Thrillho, i have no words right now.

my only request is that if there's some kind of cool foil in this set (ex. MM1 had commons from Storm I didn't have yet) that if you come across copies i would appreciate a non-zero effort to "get" them for me but i have neither expectation nor desire to send you on a fetch quest for me.

my only other request is that you give tom martell a wedgie.

I'll definitely be on the lookout for whatever you need, just send a list when the set is spoiled. Also, if all else fails, i can always pick whatever it is up from one of the numerous stores in my area.

no obligation necessary, you will just happen to be wading around more open foil MM2015 product than i will in all of my $0 anticipated spent on it and opportunism and floor-low prices are two wonderful benefits of new set releases.

Hey man, you've supported me and looking for/obtaining foils is the least I could do.

ah i don't hold names well so there's that.

i appreciate any and all effort to attach more spinning rims to my magic decks.

i don't think his comment was the pro bandwagon. i think he's just like "I beat rick grimes" like "people got me funded before a comic book character" which if someone had a gofundme for spiderman or me and i got funded first, i'd be pretty surprised.

but i also may be reading the comment with too much good will.

I've been pretty jaded lately, so it's probably just me.

she spurned you

don't be so sure you will run into any of them at vegas, it's going to be packed

unless you're cosplaying as Rick Grimes in which case yes you might see them

make sure you bring a real gun so your cosplay is accurate there's nothing worse than an inaccurate cosplay

Who is Chris Mascioli?

Seeing as he was the one that started the "attack" thread in the first place, I'm sure there was ill-will indirectly pointed at me with that comment. But I'd rather not dwell on that. In fact, I like your assessment better and I'll choose to pick that. In any case, I had a choice to make this morning when it all popped up and I believe I made the right one. In fact, there wasn't much of a choice - the right thing to do would've been to congratulate him.

The best part about all of this is that I'll probably run into some of those people in Vegas.

I totally should bring the jacket with me.

make sure you bring a real gun so your cosplay is accurate there's nothing worse than an inaccurate cosplay

Never heard of him myself

I've never heard of him before FundGate either, but apparently he's surrounded himself with "MTG Royalty." Apparently, Kai and LSV "jumped" at the chance to give him some money, and of course we all know he's friends with PV and Martell....

He is some guy who kicked off this bad taste circle jerk denouncing khaos as the magical equivalent of a minstrel show and apparently is facebook friends with some of the top names in the game we call magic.

at least everyone's going to vegas

His job is listed as Keyboard Cagefighter or whatever from that whole Humphreys/Boetcher cheating scandal.

at least everyone's going to vegas

Some lady at work today told me to take an extra day there to "see the sight." The word "hooker" was mentioned no less than 3 times. Since she's the one that approves time off, maybe I should do it?

She's the PTC, whatever that means. Basically, Human Resources.

is she hot

>Makes fun of someone for putting up a gofundme for magic
>Puts up gofundme for magic
>Irony sheds a single tear

His job is listed as Keyboard Cagefighter or whatever from that whole Humphreys/Boetcher cheating scandal.

Oh so he's an emotionally stunted adult child

is she hot

She's older, but I'm sure she once was.

She also said more than once, " I know the kind of person you are."

the only person who is worthy of listing their job as "keyboard cage fighter" is patton oswald, and he doesn't do that.

His job is listed as Keyboard Cagefighter or whatever from that whole Humphreys/Boetcher cheating scandal.

In a strange twist of irony, he also grinded a lot with Alex Bertoncini back in '11 in a quest to qualify for the Pro Tour off Planeswalker Points.

is she hot

She's older, but I'm sure she once was.

She also said more than once, " I know the kind of person you are."

so she's seen your posts about pissing on cars during magic tournaments i take it.

is she hot

She's older, but I'm sure she once was.

She also said more than once, " I know the kind of person you are."

so she's seen your posts about pissing on cars during magic tournaments i take it.

I almost said that in my last post.

She probably has. I'm pretty loud and my voice carries through the halls at work. Seeing as how I work with my main Magic buddy, as well as some people who have joined me in some of my antics, it's not entirely unreasonable that she's heard about it.

But I don't do that kind of stuff anymore. I mean, I don't piss on cars anymore. There is the sometimes random FNM where we migrate to the bar next door and get pretty stupid after playing the Thunderstruck drinking game, but it's all tame compared to what I was doing last year and beyond.

his question wasn't a real question

Are there ever "real" questions here?

It's not the spoon that's bending, but your mind.

Was thumbing through Japanese lists today... They love Jeskai charm in their Jeskai midrange decks.. Also, a lot of them are playing stratus dancer out of the SB. Also see hushwing being played.

Hushwing is still good.

#oldmansyndrome

Wow scg and channelfireball. There's a lot of need for quality articles seeing how there's a lot of chances for glory for the tier 2 players of the states. You could be raking in that ad rev, but instead you're posting literal buzzfeed articles I'd expect to see on huffington post

clickbait begets clicks

Clicks for the click god.
When I really hate someone, I go to their website and ironically click their ads

Probably gonna start playing this.

[deck]Creatures:
4 Warden of the First Tree
4 Fleecemane Lion
4 Rakshasa Deathdealer
3 Brimaz, King of Oreskos
4 Anafenza, the Foremost
4 Siege Rhino
2 Surrak, the Hunt Caller

Spells:
4 Dromoka's Command
2 Valorous Stance
2 Abzan Charm
3 Hero's Downfall

Lands:
1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
2 Plains
2 Forest
4 Sandsteppe Citadel
3 Temple of Silence
3 Temple of Malady
4 Windswept Heath
3 Llanowar Wastes
2 Caves of Koilos

SB:
1 Murderous Cut
3 Drown in Sorrow
1 Nissa, Worldwaker
1 Glare of Heresy
2 Self-Inflicted Wound
4 Thoughtseize
2 Sorin, Solemn Visitor
1 Duress[/deck]

i don't think his comment was the pro bandwagon. i think he's just like "I beat rick grimes" like "people got me funded before a comic book character" which if someone had a gofundme for spiderman or me and i got funded first, i'd be pretty surprised.

but i also may be reading the comment with too much good will.

Seeing as he was the one that started the "attack" thread in the first place, I'm sure there was ill-will indirectly pointed at me with that comment. But I'd rather not dwell on that. In fact, I like your assessment better and I'll choose to pick that. In any case, I had a choice to make this morning when it all popped up and I believe I made the right one. In fact, there wasn't much of a choice - the right thing to do would've been to congratulate him.

The best part about all of this is that I'll probably run into some of those people in Vegas.

He indirectly gave you significant notoriety over this fundraiser so you can basically thank him for being a great help

Never heard of him myself

He's probably some sort of Internet Rapist, I dunno

is she hot

She's older, but I'm sure she once was.

She also said more than once, " I know the kind of person you are."

so she's seen your posts about pissing on cars during magic tournaments i take it.

I almost said that in my last post.

She probably has. I'm pretty loud and my voice carries through the halls at work. Seeing as how I work with my main Magic buddy, as well as some people who have joined me in some of my antics, it's not entirely unreasonable that she's heard about it.

But I don't do that kind of stuff anymore. I mean, I don't piss on cars anymore. There is the sometimes random FNM where we migrate to the bar next door and get pretty stupid after playing the Thunderstruck drinking game, but it's all tame compared to what I was doing last year and beyond.

tbh I can think of one or two guys I would piss on their car's handle without batting an eyelash

spam and alex

He tipped his fedora at her at the LGS, you won't believe what she did next

Head judges hate this guy!

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