Dies to Removal

dtr survivor anyone?

vote yanni off the island

off the forum

I was going to post a picture of nick cage doing blwo from bad luetenint b ut that would require me to get that movie that I shamefully own

Loser has to only post in FoS forum for a week

a fate worse than death

everyone i was hanging out with was so not on drugs saturday night that they passed out at 2 am and i was up until 5:30 using my single-mindedness to throw hundreds for 4+ IV riolu into wonder trade.

i repeated this two more times over the weekend with another hundred or so riolu and two boxes of gale wing fletchling.

i have 14 5-perfect riolu for trade and 3-4 5-perfect gale wing fletchling, as well as one 6-perfect one. i have still not matsuda bred a shiny but that will not impede me.

Jesus if you are so star shrudded that you are throwing away perfectly good mons, just send me me
some IV goodness instead of wonder trading, I haven't got time for that shit.

i kept the perfect ones separate. if you want one just ask and/or ACTUALLY BE ONLINE EVER (the caps are a false lead because you were online last night while i was at my parents' house briefly before going to dinner).

also if you would like one i would really like a female marvel scale dragonair/dratini that is preferably considered "foreign" by my game's standards wink wink

i'll check the IVs on my fletchlings if anyone wants any of those. i matsuda'd a shiny one finally last night so i can stop hatching.

also even though roughly 65% of wonder trade is people being 11 and what is this and/or fat trolls trading me FUCKING PANSEAR, the other 35% is people like me tossing the refuse from their mass-hatching for perfects into wonder trade for people to use. i got 2 foreign 4+ IV magikarp, a 5-IV goomy, several 3-IV litwick, 3 4-IV scyther, 3 4-5 IV ferroseed, 2 2-4 IV rough skin gibble, a bunch of protean froakie that i immediately ship to other potential people who need it (and other similar things i've already bred), and a laundry list of other mons that i realized i wanted to breed but didn't really think of doing so until someone put 3/4 of the work in my bulk box with a foreign regional origin and told me to pray at the matsuda altar.

though seriously if this pansear/pour/sage bullshit keeps up i'm going to start hatching perfect female pansears and using that as my default because these 2/3 assholes do not realize that when they start playing in a dirty pool that i can eat the most tacos in the shortest amount of time.

also last night someone wonder traded me my own 3-4 perfect IV gale wings fletchling and i wasn't sure if it was a joke or not but the guy got a different fletchling from me so i guess ha ha the joke that he got one of the most OU new pokemon is on him?

ha ha ha you got the best version of one of the best new pokemon with a rare ability and 90% of the work needed to use it in a tournament or competitive play done for you? you should see the look on your face?

Love/hate relationship, really.

and i thought i was pretentious.

while his ex wife walks a road paved with the dried cum of her new lover

It must be that "Cotton Eyed Joe" fellow Kaze blamed for ruining his marriage.

fun fact i have an mp3 of cotton eyed joe that is slowed down to 1/32 speed and i think is a half hour long and is a dirge instead of jock jams' most partiest song

it makes sense now

kaze is yamcha and his ex wife is fat bulma

1,000,000,000/10

im sure her mother is so proud of her

You should dig her up and ask her.

i smell a spin-off sitcom.

who would have imagined that serial rapists are better to deal with on the phone than cunty women

Do all mons come from eggs? Like, I guess you wouldn't want actual sex in a Nintendo game, but some of those guys look an awful lot like mammals...

Do all mons come from eggs? Like, I guess you wouldn't want actual sex in a Nintendo game, but some of those guys look an awful lot like mammals...

not legendaries. but ones like magneton and voltorb that have no sex do.

i'm sad because everyone harps on kaze's ex wife when there are tons of reasons to make fun of kaze.

you guys are going to kill a golden goose. you didn't even go with the obvious "her mother wouldn't care because she's dead" or "taping naked pictures to her mother's grave isn't going to put you in a happy, loving relationship"

i'm sad because everyone harps on kaze's ex wife when there are tons of reasons to make fun of kaze.

like how he's a misogynist?
like how he wears scarfs?
like how he's part of FoS?

all of the defiled graves in the world can't do that.

i'm sad because everyone harps on kaze's ex wife when there are tons of reasons to make fun of kaze.

like how he's a misogynist?
like how he wears scarfs?
like how he's part of FoS?

he has an L avatar and death note is 5-6 years old, and how 90% of the people who like the series write L and Light as a gay couple in their fanfictions, he is a self-effacing anime fan who still has the Most Anime of names and perpetually uses an anime character as his avatar from series that are the lowest of common denominators

and this is just about his like of anime.

kaze's ex-wife is just the tip of the iceberg, and i won't even use that to segue into a joke about her love of other men's penises.

I'd make a joke about her in a 15 man anal gangbang but I feel like that'd be a stretch

Boo.

For one thing, we don't even know if she liked having anal sex with Kaze.

actually I think we do and she didn't or he never tried, can't remember which

the foreskin of the iceberg

Do all mons come from eggs? Like, I guess you wouldn't want actual sex in a Nintendo game, but some of those guys look an awful lot like mammals...

you are over thinking a children's video game

i'm sad because everyone harps on kaze's ex wife when there are tons of reasons to make fun of kaze.

like how he's a misogynist?
like how he wears scarfs?
like how he's part of FoS?

Come on now.

The first one is at least incorrect.

actually I think we do and she didn't or he never tried, can't remember which

First one.

Look at the memory on you.

I'd make a joke about her in a 15 man anal gangbang but I feel like that'd be a stretch

badumtish

Do all mons come from eggs? Like, I guess you wouldn't want actual sex in a Nintendo game, but some of those guys look an awful lot like mammals...

you are over thinking a children's video game

This is a forum for magical card games, is it not?

he has an L avatar and death note is 5-6 years old, and how 90% of the people who like the series write L and Light as a gay couple in their fanfictions, he is a self-effacing anime fan who still has the Most Anime of names and perpetually uses an anime character as his avatar from series that are the lowest of common denominators

and this is just about his like of anime.

The majority of those are valid but I don't understand why the age of the anime I enjoy is grounds for ridicule.

If I make my avatar a picture of Gigantor is that just gut-bustingly hilarious?

Ima make mention one last time about how Kazekirimaru is in fact not from an anime at all.

Only because I know nobody cares in the slightest.

http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Kazekirimaru

What would FoS do if we just deleted every page of their thread but the first like once a month

or just sporadic page deletions