Dies to Removal

How do you beat Suligmar?
The deck makes me sad because Jeskai Ascendency is so awesome, but I understand why there isn't a third color.

It's the grand cheehaw's birthday!

Thanks Val. Gonna watch All Dogs now.

Pretty sure it's spelled "Chawhee."

It's the grand cheehaw's birthday!

Thanks Val. Gonna watch All Dogs now.

Pretty sure it's spelled "Chawhee."

Sure.

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Surrak?

It's the grand cheehaw's birthday!

Thanks Val. Gonna watch All Dogs now.

Pretty sure it's spelled "Chawhee."

Sure.

Yep.

ya huh that's the one

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/73year ... r/32634820

Surrak?

You actually are supposed to punch black bears if they don't run since it's not a lock to just eat you like a grizzly.

Uh, no. If they don't run away, you slowly back away, look at the ground, and talk in a soothing voice with your hands open beside you. If they attack you, then you fight, going for the nose and eyes as much as possible. The reason why you fight is because black bears will eat you if you try to play dead (which is the correct response to a grizzly, protecting your head and neck with your hands as they swat you around until they get bored).

don't ever start a post about bear knowledge with "uh, no"

you should be embarrassed to know so much, not a prissy bitch

both of you are getting a time out in the nerd corner

Guys, bears aren't playable in this meta. Why worry?

oh I get it, cuz we're on a magic forum

til something about bears. thanks Starbucks!

Dominion Adventures is out, and I'm waiting for the local boardgame store to have it.

It's great--refreshing to have so many new cards. It sucks that my storage box doesn't have enough room, though.

I'm just trying to save your life! You'll thank me next time you're in the woods alone!

Anyway, I'm not ashamed to have done a bunch of back country camping where this is actually a threat.

there're bears almost everywhere. you don't see me bragging about it.

i'm in those moun-taynes almost every damn day. and i ain't talkin' about an fos budg list.

You're talking about prissy bitches, right?

Bastards are making me wirk Saturday. No GP for me

That sucks man. But it could always be worse.

Yikes, it's reeeeeeally dead around here.

hey it's that guy who deleted kpaca's imaginary girlfriends account

hi guy who deleted kpaca's imaginary girlfriend

it's good to see your spurn has finally worn off

wait did i just say kpaca had an imaginary girlfriend

english, my old nemesis

Imaginary girlfriends all around

Well GerryT kinda-spotlighted the uw midrange deck today

Finally watched Standard Super League, Owen shat on everyone with abzan agro.

Tried GerryT's Whip deck, thought Atarka was cute, but not particularly better than anything else. Deck felt soft to Esper Dragons and light on action if it didn't have a Sidisi or Whip going. Jamming a full-on Deathmist Raptor package against midrange and Stratus Dancer to gain some points back against Esper while not being dead elsewhere. Satyr + Sidisi do a pretty good job of free wins when you flip a pair of Deathmist into the grave early and you jam any other morph. Abzan Aggro is a little dicey g1 depending on if you have Deathmists and if they have Anafenza. G2/3 you just use Wound / Execution / Assassin and aggressive trades to not get run over. You just want to stall until Pharika or Hornet Queen hits, at which point the rest of the game is a formality.

[deck]Sidisi Whip with Bear Punching[/deck]

Need to decide whether any # of Courser is good over improving the curve, since right now the three spot is completely glutted. Also I've given up a bunch of points in the red match to dominate midrange / control post-board, so that could be an issue if red comes back strong.

I just don't like Caryatid decks right now in general. Can't afford to have useless cards and bad top decks.

How much do you guys think the reprinting of goblin guide will affect its price? I want to buy them but not sure if it worth waiting to see if they will drop 40-50%

They should drop a good bit. I would not be surprised to see the price cut in half like you suspect. Burn is a popular deck but since it was one of the few expensive cards, those that wanted to play the deck already have them.

Wait for the reprint. I'm actually trying to trade or sell my last one. I finished foiling out my playset last week to protect me from a reprint (and get closer to foiling out the deck).

It's the day before the PPTQ and I still am not 100% sure on whether to play Mardu or Jeskai tokens. I'm worried about presenting a suboptimal 75 for the former and hate losing to Dromoka's Command and Virulent Plague with the latter. I know all the Esper Dragons decks will be packed full of hate for red which hurts me as well. Are my concerns unwarranted? I have a lot of experience with Jeskai Tokens and have always done well with it. Should I just say YOLO and jam it?

YOLO. All day, erryday.

I might even just play a Jeskai deck similar to Harlan Firer's build with max Jeskai Charm and Soulfire Grand Master. In theory the deck could out race the green decks and have at least an even Esper matchup.

Wait for the reprint. I'm actually trying to trade or sell my last one. I finished foiling out my playset last week to protect me from a reprint (and get closer to foiling out the deck).

You could just donate it to yours truly in the exhange of drunken night during GP Atlanta

Ha! We'll see. Hopefully my itinerary will allow for such shens.