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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:08 pm
by hamfactorial
My girl had a college roommate who was Snow White for a few years at the Paris Disney park. We went to her wedding and she had a table for her Disney prince/princess coworkers. Ees nice!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:28 pm
by Dodger
There is only one half bangable girl at my work. This place needs an infusion of talent. Although one girl is pretty plain looking but with giant knockers and looks like she never gets some dick. I wouldn't mind going there just because I bet she has a lot of pent up frustration. Probably need her to weedwack the pussy hair first.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:30 pm
by Valdarith
So, completely unrelated to everything, but this is where we put our bragposts and successes.

I just got an email from one of my professors telling me he wants me to submit my term paper/abstract to a journal for publishing.

So...I guess this is a notice of potential future success. But even the encouragement from this professor is pretty encouraging.
I suggest you pursue this opportunity. Being published is a huge deal on a resume, especially multiple publications.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:30 pm
by redthirst
Long hair. Don't care.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:32 pm
by hamfactorial
If there's grass on the infield...

... too old

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:34 pm
by Alex
Is there anything in the castle at the Magic Kingdom?

Like, can you throw a baller party in there?
Yes, there's a five star restaurant and VIP hotel rooms.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:36 pm
by redthirst
That's pretty baller right there.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:38 pm
by Alex
We spent a lot of time hanging out in the lobby with Cinderella, lol. Air conditioning SO LEGIT.

I transferred when my Ariel (and future ex wife) did. :\

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:40 pm
by redthirst
Wait. So you played the prince from The Little Mermaid and you and Ariel actually got hitched?

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:47 pm
by Alex
Wait. So you played the prince from The Little Mermaid and you and Ariel actually got hitched?
Yes. We spent 12 hours a day holding hands and just generally hanging out for a living. That apparently transitioned over to our actual lives. It also helped that she was pretty attractive. We didn't start actually dating until after we were out of Magic Kingdom though!

We divorced because she wanted to do the Ariel thing again, which meant traveling around the world and stuff. I wanted to stay in the US and play Magic and take care of my family. We're still cool, I talk to her every couple of days. She's in Tokyo now, which makes me mildly jealous, but hey, that's the choice I made.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:48 pm
by hamfactorial
The Fires of Salivation demand pictures.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:49 pm
by Helios
That's like the height of irony right there. And yes, pictures demanded.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:51 pm
by Alex
I'd probably have to creep back to the Googlez, because I like you guys but there's no way I'm digging through my garage to find wedding pictures to scan. Give me a few.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:54 pm
by Platypus
Helios, your new sig picture is perfect, just perfect!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:54 pm
by Dodger
Wait. So you played the prince from The Little Mermaid and you and Ariel actually got hitched?
Yes. We spent 12 hours a day holding hands and just generally hanging out for a living. That apparently transitioned over to our actual lives. It also helped that she was pretty attractive. We didn't start actually dating until after we were out of Magic Kingdom though!

We divorced because she wanted to do the Ariel thing again, which meant traveling around the world and stuff. I wanted to stay in the US and play Magic and take care of my family. We'
re still cool, I talk to her every couple of days. She's in Tokyo now, which makes me mildly jealous, but hey, that's the choice I made. :slant:


Can you guys still sex when she's around?

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:55 pm
by hamfactorial
Was she a real redhead? This thread might become too hot to handle.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:56 pm
by Khaospawn
The Fires of Salivation demand pictures.
Bonus points for scantily clad pics.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:57 pm
by Alex
Was she a real redhead? This thread might become too hot to handle.
Yes, she was.

Image
I found this one on her facebook, that's the back of my head. :rofl:

And yes, I am playing a casual Soul Sisters build. Judge me if you want.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:04 pm
by hamfactorial
I got knocked out of top 8 at the last PTQ by losing to a Soul Sisters player, followed by a Martyr Proc player. You'll serve as a proxy for my rage, jerk.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:06 pm
by Alex
Can you guys still sex when she's around?
Totally.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:06 pm
by Helios
@Alex: Nice.
Helios, your new sig picture is perfect, just perfect!
All credit to photo, the Fires of Salvation Photoshop Master.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:41 pm
by Khaospawn
@Alex - she must've been really smart. She's playing with a Mountain.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:37 pm
by zemanjaski
At what point does Dega tokens just become a bad version of the Aristocrats deck? Seems like 'very quickly' to me ~ anyone having success with the archetype?

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:38 pm
by Alex
At what point does Dega tokens just become a bad version of the Aristocrats deck? Seems like 'very quickly' to me ~ anyone having success with the archetype?
Blows in the Reanimator meta, good if the meta shifts back to midrange. We tested to the same conclusion earlier this week.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:42 pm
by Squircifer
looks like you are both playing without protection... hmmmmm

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:43 pm
by zemanjaski
I think the Dega Midrange deck I posted a few pages back might have legs in the current meta ~ its pretty solid across the board if you can avoid getting instant-killed by a craterhoof.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:43 pm
by Colonel Nohman
There is only one half bangable girl at my work. This place needs an infusion of talent. Although one girl is pretty plain looking but with giant knockers and looks like she never gets some dick. I wouldn't mind going there just because I bet she has a lot of pent up frustration. Probably need her to weedwack the pussy hair first.
Big boobs are always appreciated by me. Make her happy! :jam:

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:44 pm
by zemanjaski
The Fires of Salivation demand pictures.
Bonus points for scantily clad pics.
I went with the maxiumum my conscience will allow me to show. Can't hold that against me surely :)

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:35 am
by Helios
Actually, Z, I can and I will.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:38 am
by zemanjaski
I have a series of pictures demonstrating how the shower in her hotel room worked, but you wouldn't be interested in that I imagine.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:52 am
by Khaospawn
Naw, never. Pfffft!

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:57 am
by hamfactorial
If redthirst is in the shower, I'm in.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:04 am
by zemanjaski
In for viewing pictures or in the shower? Both?

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:05 am
by Dane
I have to admit...I nearly posted a pic of LBS as myself in the Clan Rogue's Gallery.

It would have been inspired by redthirst's usage of the 'Wad, but as an imitation...not as funny/original.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:06 am
by Helios
In for viewing pictures or in the shower? Both?
Both. Definitely.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:06 am
by Khaospawn
Of redthirst? Shit, sign me up for both! If ham is involved too, I may start prematurely fapping.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:17 am
by hamfactorial
Everyone will fail the ham challenge if the fabled FoS shower happens with a camera nearby.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:21 am
by Khaospawn
I'm reminded of the shower scene from Debbie Does Dallas....except it's pretty much just ham, redthirst, LK, and Zem.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:26 am
by zemanjaski
^ How did I get conscripted? Were Zealous Conscripts involved? They do effect Planeswalkers I suppose.

Dane ~ please post the LBS pic. I need something to make me laugh like a dickhead at work again.

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:29 am
by Khaospawn
It was definitely the Conscripts. Then a Restoration Angel blinked the Conscripts to steal LK.

And then the entire world ejaculated.