Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:43 pm
eat an entire box of pop tarts.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:43 pm
make Butane Hash Oil with Diesel
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:43 pm
train yourself in a marketable craft and record youtube videos of yourself practicing this craft for the delight of friends and family, as well as those you've never even met.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:43 pm
not the poptarts though, just the box and the foil wrapperseat an entire box of pop tarts.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:44 pm
Leave an upper-decker in her toilet
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:44 pm
become a pornstar.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:44 pm
buy one of those rainbow afro wigs and try to return it outside of the 24-hour window of return the store allows for.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:45 pm
Snort freebase cocaine, just cause.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:45 pm
Don't watch breaking bad.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:45 pm
marvel at the wonder of the infinite reaches of our universe, both known and unknown.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:46 pm
plant a tree.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:47 pm
host a movie night in the park for people in your community, but remember to acquire any permits and licenses necessary before the actual event.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:47 pm
write up a three act, one-man play about your personal experiences, but only perform the play using a funny voice.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:59 pm
steal her mail.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:59 pm
that's illegal
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:02 pm
This is 'Murrica
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:04 pm
the federal government is too busy looking at people's mail to care about people looking at other people's mailthat's illegal
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:04 pm
Buy her an American flag since she has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants to you, no matter how shitty it makes you feel.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:07 pm
stardust dropping low orbit truth bombs
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:10 pm
not only no vested interest, but a malicious few who openly hope you crash and burnfollow the advice of anonymous internet users with no vested interest in your personal life and nothing at stake for your personal revenge endeavors, and then record the actions and outcomes for them like the performing monkey of the minute you are.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:11 pm
Thrillho, Yanni, thanks for the laughs.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:12 pm
I knew I could count on the snide, sardonic works of the beloved DTR community to put a spring in my step before work.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:12 pm
That's a thing?stardust dropping low orbit truth bombs
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:12 pm
that's just the joy of finally getting over your bitch ex wifeI knew I could count on the snide, sardonic works of the beloved DTR community to put a spring in my step before work.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:13 pm
This one really got me.*pass a bill that gives the US FDA jurisdiction in the made-up fantasy kingdom you fucking canadians live in, then call in the false claim about original-formulation spice
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:14 pm
This one really got me.*pass a bill that gives the US FDA jurisdiction in the made-up fantasy kingdom you fucking canadians live in, then call in the false claim about original-formulation spice
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:16 pm
watching these day 9 videos is like a painful mix of m14 sealed deck but with 60 cards and neckbeards who don't know how to play good magic
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:19 pm
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:21 pm
I was 5according to wikipedia southpark was first aired in 1997 when i was one decade old.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:23 pm
Blippy was 98
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:26 pm
1992 is such a weird time to be born. Adults were born in the 80's, kids were born in the 2000's... so who the hell are you?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:27 pm
get off my lawn1992 is such a weird time to be born. Adults were born in the 80's, kids were born in the 2000's... so who the hell are you?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:28 pm
a 21 year old1992 is such a weird time to be born. Adults were born in the 80's, kids were born in the 2000's... so who the hell are you?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:29 pm
GET OFF MY LAWNa 21 year old1992 is such a weird time to be born. Adults were born in the 80's, kids were born in the 2000's... so who the hell are you?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:29 pm
Do you even have a lawn, bro?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:37 pm
it's covered in engine blocks and chairs, but yes
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:04 pm
404 Federal Government Not Foundthe federal government is too busy looking at people's mail to care about people looking at other people's mailthat's illegal
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:07 pm
i forgot you were canadian at the time of writing the original comment and needed to make an amendmentThis one really got me.*pass a bill that gives the US FDA jurisdiction in the made-up fantasy kingdom you fucking canadians live in, then call in the false claim about original-formulation spice
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:08 pm
Do you even mow?Do you even have a lawn, bro?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:09 pm
why would youwatching these day 9 videos is like a painful mix of m14 sealed deck but with 60 cards and neckbeards who don't know how to play good magic