Dies to Removal

I mean, there's only so many ways to tell people that they need to slap others with their dick respectfully.

Meh, words are cheap. Learn through experience.

But just because we don't talk about it doesn't mean it isn't important. Your dicks represent this Clan and its fine membership - if you're dick slapping someone in a disrespectful manner and I hear about it then there better be a damn good reason.

Yeah, that's assuming Chandra is good and has a direct damage ability.

Otherwise, you could always just play Brimstone in those slots.

I would hope WotC wouldn't reprint [card]Chandra's Phoenix[/card] unless they fully intended to give
Chandra a direct damage ability.

You can always get it back with Gideon...

Crap. Red Planeswalker.

Ral works.

Hrm, counter-burn with Phoenix and Ral. Me likey.

However, I'm a bit hesitant on Phoenix while Pillar is still around.

How do you add a quote to your sig? I feel like Ham's "disregard the meta, acquire mountains" is like a good one.

Click the quote button, then copy/paste the text in the box into your sig.

I tried to put redthirst's dick in my signature, but it wouldn't fit.

It's that damn 512 character limit...

Redthirst's cock is so big that no human has ever put it in their mouth.

But not from lack of trying.

When discussing his dick, it's important to be subtle. We appreciate flowery innuendo around here.

In-your-endo...

Redthirst equips Sword of Length and Girth.

That's more like it, Suga

"No sex" and "no sex with the wife" sound like two completely unrelated problems to me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpwOGfc-h2Q



"Don't worry about that shit! You're going to have sex with zero women for the rest of your life."

If I was going to play this deck:

[deck]Creatures (31)
3 Skyknight Legionnaire
4 Boros Elite
4 Champion of the Parish
4 Firefist Striker
2 Firemane Avenger
4 Frontline Medic
4 Lightning Mauler
4 Viashino Firstblade
2 Tajic, Blade of the Legion
Spells (7)
4 Searing Spear
3 Pillar of Flame
Lands (22)
10 Plains
7 Mountain
2 Clifftop Retreat
3 Sacred Foundry[/deck]

What kind of sideboard would you use? Our local meta tends to be R/G Agrro, Esper Control and Junk.

I'd look into Boros Charm, Warleader's Helix, Boros Reckoner, O-ring and at least 1 Slayers' Stronghold in the maindeck.

Assemble the Legion against Esper.

Mutavault sees no eternal play? It sees plenty eternal play in any tribal deck.

That said, I'm still getting my playset now. I always prefer older versions of cards and I play lots of modern and legacy anyway.

Also, for the deck above, i'd follow ham's advice, except for the o-ring. It's a pretty bad card now with slimes running rampant.

Anyone else caught Man of Steel? I found it pretty shit. Lots of awkward scenes and undeveloped characters. It's like they tried to pack the bible into 50 words. Or redthirst's dick into a human vagina.

I played that deck last week and I hate it. I thought maybe constructing a decent sideboard would make me like it, but my sideboard is basically what you guys have said. I'm just gonna go back to RDW and make everyone angry.

Anyone else caught Man of Steel? I found it pretty shit. Lots of awkward scenes and undeveloped characters. It's like they tried to pack the bible into 50 words. Or redthirst's dick into a human vagina.

Pretty much. I just came back from the theater, and the start seemed "off" and was full of bad acting; in the end they packed it full of enough 'splosions and destruction to put Michael Bay to shame.

Superman is probably the worst superhero. I'm a big comic book guy and I can never get into Superman stuff. Most of my friends who are into comics have been pretty "meh" on Superman the movie so I'll wait and check it out on DVD.

Batman >> Superman all day every day.

Who's the one with more bitches?

Damn, I was really looking forward to seeing it

Batman >> Superman all day every day.

Who's the one with more bitches?

I agree. I'm pretty biased though since Batman is my favorite character. I have a whole shelf full of Batman graphic novels and boxes full of Batman comics.

I was foolish and read a spoiler about the ending of Superman. Now, I'll never pay to see it.

Batman all day, erry day. I swear, I watched The Dark Knight 3 times over the weekend. It never gets old.

This is gonna piss zemanjaski off, but M14 might actually make MBC playable, especially if midrange and aggro continues to dominate. Mutilate, sign in blood, corrupt, Lily of the veil, tragic slip, vamp nighthawk, and doom blade? Sign me up!

Damn, I was really looking forward to seeing it

You should just catch it anyway. Some sites have been giving the show very good reviews so different people might like it.

Happy birthday freedom! May you have the freedom to bang any woman you please, regardless of race, religion, age, or gender.

This is gonna piss zemanjaski off, but M14 might actually make MBC playable, especially if midrange and aggro continues to dominate. Mutilate, sign in blood, corrupt, Lily of the veil, tragic slip, vamp nighthawk, and doom blade? Sign me up!

You take that back RIGHT NOW!

And if rumors are true and they reprint thoughtseize... Hoo boy. The deck builds itself!

Yeah, i would play that actually. Staff of Nin is available for a little while longer as well...

My LGS is gonna be full on MBC. I can see it now.

Working at home and I forgot to load my MODO with tickets.

Is there someone specific that makes the snazzy banners?

Damn, I was really looking forward to seeing it

Go see it anyway! The movie had its flaws, but I had an enjoyable time watching it.

This is gonna piss zemanjaski off, but M14 might actually make MBC playable, especially if midrange and aggro continues to dominate. Mutilate, sign in blood, corrupt, Lily of the veil, tragic slip, vamp nighthawk, and doom blade? Sign me up!

MBC is a myth. A myth, I say!

But, hey, if Thoughtseize is reprinted, I just might try to brew a deck, myself.

Is there someone specific that makes the snazzy banners?

Many of us make our own, but I believe Photodyer is especially graphically-inclined.