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Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:13 pm**

Happy Bday PKA.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:15 pm**

The Conjuring scares the shit out of me.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:37 pm**

The Conjuring scares the shit out of me.

Even just the TV Trailer is freaky.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:52 pm**

Monster's University is a nice show. Heart warming movie and does some out-of-the-ordinary things.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:54 pm**

I can watch any movie where there's a person killing everyone and it doesn't bother me, but if it's a god damn ghost, I'll shit my pants.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:55 pm**

thank you

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:11 pm**

This week good: We heard the baby's heartbeat yesterday, 171 beats per minute. It kept fading in and out, and the doctor explained that was happening because the little bean was moving around.

This week bad: My daughter and I are headed to court tomorrow for the criminal trial. It starts at 9am, but we have to be there between 8-8:15 am because the prosecuting attorney wants to speak with Beth before the trial. I am very much hoping for jail time for my ex wife since I know she thinks she did not do anything wrong. We need this to be over. The past few weeks have been somewhat nerve wracking with her out and about. Amazingly, she has not tried to contact Beth: no letters and no phone calls.

Good: awesome! Folklore indicates you may
have a little girl on the way.

Bad: hope she gets put away for her own sake and your family's.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:20 pm**

I finally get to start my 4 day vacation today. Man, do I fucking need it. I'm convinced my job is trying to kill me with the amount of work that's been getting piled up on me. Plus, I've been fighting a cold for about a week now too.

GP Miami is this weekend and I'm pretty excited for that. From what I've been told, in Miami you can just walk down the beach and get offered cocaine like its nothing. I'm looking forward to seeing if that's true or not....

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:04 pm**

Khaos, would you please fuck a hooker in a coke-fueled rage for me? I need to live vicariously through some people.

On a totally different note, I think I'm going to do something I said I never would and change my FNM deck up. I said I wouldn't play Gruul, but I think I'm going for it. I've been enjoying the work done in the Gruul thread so I think I'm gonna make the jump.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:30 pm**

Happy birthday PirateKingAtomsk!

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:18 pm**

Khaos, would you please fuck a hooker in a coke-fueled rage for me? I need to live vicariously through some people.

On a totally different note, I think I'm going to do something I said I never would and change my FNM deck up. I said I wouldn't play Gruul, but I think I'm going for it. I've been enjoying the work done in the Gruul thread so I think I'm gonna make the jump.

the proper methed is to bang said hooker while snorting the coke off her ass

Happy birthday PirateKingAtomsk!

thank you

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:21 pm**

Khaos, would you please fuck a hooker in a coke-fueled rage for me? I need to live vicariously through some people.

On a totally different note, I think I'm going to do something I said I never would and change my FNM deck up. I said I wouldn't play Gruul, but I think I'm going for it. I've been enjoying the work done in the Gruul thread so I think I'm gonna make the jump.
the proper methed is to bang said hooker while snorting the coke off her ass

That is how it's done in the finer houses, yes.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:54 pm**

Khaos, would you please fuck a hooker in a coke-fueled rage for me? I need to live vicariously through some people.

On a totally different note, I think I'm going to do something I said I never would and change my FNM deck up. I said I wouldn't play Gruul, but I think I'm going for it. I've been enjoying the work done in the Gruul thread so I think I'm gonna make the jump.

For you, sir, I will record it. And as an added bonus, I'll have every member from my testing group join in and rage-fuck said hooker with me.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:07 pm**

Just remember to show proper etiquette and respect if you cock slap her while rage-fucking

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:42 pm**

Happy birthday PKA!

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:44 pm**

Happy Birthday PKA!

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:52 pm**

hey did anybody ever find out why Helios left? I'm still baffled.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:00 pm**

Can't remember who was looking for a budget Modern red deck, but here's something I had come up with:

[deck]
Creatures (23)
4 Memnite
4 Ornithopter
4 Signal Pest
4 Vault Skirge
3 Arcbound Worker
4 Immolating Souleater

Spells (20)
4 Springleaf Drum
4 Galvanic Blast
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Shrapnel Blast
4 Cranial Plating

Lands (17)
13 Mountain
4 Darksteel Citadel

Sideboard (15)
4 Whipflare
4 Smash to Smithereens
3 Tormod's Crypt
2 Torpor Orb
2 Pithing Needle
[/deck]

Alternatively, here's a neat idea that popped into my head a few minutes ago:

[deck]
Creatures (12)
4 Slag Fiend
4 Disciple of the Vault
4 Atog

Spells (35)
4 Mishra's Bauble
4 Chromatic Star
4 Chromatic Sphere
2 Conjurer's Bauble
3 Terrarion
4 Galvanic Blast
4 Ichor Wellspring
4 Shrapnel Blast
3 Scrapyard Salvo

Lands (16)
4 Darksteel Citadel
12 Mountain
[/deck]

Could cut Atog for four [card]
Thoughtcast[/card]. Could also run Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas for late game reach.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:15 pm**

Khaos, would you please fuck a hooker in a coke-fueled rage for me? I need to live vicariously through some people.

On a totally different note, I think I'm going to do something I said I never would and change my FNM deck up. I said I wouldn't play Gruul, but I think I'm going for it. I've been enjoying the work done in the Gruul thread so I think I'm gonna make the jump.
For you, sir, I will record it. And as an added bonus, I'll have every member from my testing group join in and rage-fuck said hooker with me.[/quote:
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I see what you did there sir.

Interestingly enough, while waiting at the bus stop, I met a hooker. Apparently someone cancelled on her and she was looking for more clients. I politely declined her proposition but gave offered to snort some blow off her if it would make her feel better.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:15 pm**

Happy birthday, PirateKing!

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:06 am**

Sogeking!

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:55 am**

Any of you guys play Cockatrice? I'd like to do some testing with my R/G deck and I'm fairly new to it so I don't want to go in and wreck someone else's game.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:29 am**

I play Cockatrice pretty often. My name on there is LiquidMagic, if you want to add me.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:46 am**

Brosefs, MTGO daily stream? Yup, starts in 15.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:57 am**

wear your boxers inside out to prevent flood this time

its the anti-rain dance

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:59 am**

I'm playing without pants tonight as flood mitigation. Also I'm running 5 land only.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:03 am**

Because, honestly, unless you're going for a turn 23 win, you don't ever want 6 land with Dos Rakis. Can't argue with logic, ham, even with all of your fancy numbers

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:24 am**

Turn 23 is too early, I'm not some sort of all-in deck like Naya bro.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:26 am**

on 5 land i always cast thundermaw on curve. 100% of the time.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:39 am**

on 5 land i always cast thundermaw on curve. 100% of the time.

Dude, seriously? I've done the math and it only 97.2% chance of casting it on curve.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:40 am**

Burn it down, Ham. I'm on a phone so I can't really participate in the stream, but I'll be with you in spirit or some gay shit.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:42 am**

on 5 land i always cast thundermaw on curve. 100% of the time.
Dude, seriously? I've done the math and it only 97.2% chance of casting it on curve.

Science? We don't need no stinking SCIENCE!

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:10 am**

on 5 land i always cast thundermaw on curve. 100% of the time.
Dude, seriously? I've done the math and it only 97.2% chance of casting it on curve.

yeah but i hit that 97.2% 100% of the time in 80% of the cases.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:15 am**

By my calculations, I hit 100% of my Hellriders on 9 land 100% of the time when 42.6% of LBS's posts are inane. Also, there is a +/- 5% chance to flood out when Teia posts.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:20 am**

By my calculations, I hit 100% of my Hellriders on 9 land 100% of the time when 42.6% of LBS's posts are inane. Also, there is a +/- 5% chance to flood out when Teia posts.

Teia flooding sounds like a surgery failure personal problem.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:23 am**

Teia is perfectly fine when done safely

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:24 am**

where's DroppinSuga for that one?

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:19 am**

I thought cockatrice was kaput?

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:23 am**

it's back. not sure how, but it is.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:26 am**

The Woogerworks people took the open source code for cockatrice and set up their own server. They're keeping it updated, and I think since they're not located in the US, they're out of the jurisdiction of the typical court circuits where Hasbro could file suit.

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